What if...

Boruto had Snapchat?

✨Boruhomies✨

Shikadai Nara: From just the looks of it, this group chat is going to be extremely troublesome.

Boruto Uzumaki: Nah! It'll be fun- promise!

Mitsuki: It seems interesting. I am intrigued.

Inojin Yamanaka: But what's with the name tho? Lmao. "Boruhomies"? Like, are we your homies, Boruto?

Boruto Uzumaki: YEp! Y'all are my Boruhomies!

Metal Lee: This group chat sounds youthful! I'm all for it!

Sarada has been added to the group chat.

Boruto Uzumaki: Who added Sarada?! This is supposed to be BROS/HOMIES ONLY

Sarada Uchiha: SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU

Boruto Uzumaki: ITS BROS ONLY

Sarada Uchiha: HA HA HA HA AHA NO

Just because you said that.

I'm inviting her!

Boruto Uzumaki: NO NOT HER

Inojin Yamanaka: Anybody but that chip addict...

ChouChou DaQueen Akimichi has been added to the group chat.

Mitsuki: ChouChou DaQueen Akimichi? What the heck kinda name is that?

ChouChou DaQueen Akimichi: DONT JUDGE ME, PALE SNAKE BOY

Mitsuki: You only described me. Was that supposed to be an insult? If so, oops.

ChouChou DaQueen Akimichi: ARGH

Mitsuki: Oopsie Daisy.

ChouChou DaQueen Akimichi: And then you go pretending to be all cute while you're actually the devil in sheep's clothing! Tsk tsk tsk. You don't understand the hearts of young women!

Mitsuki: Devil? I'm not one. See?

ChouChou DaQueen Akimichi: You may look sweet- but inside you're pure evil!!!

Mitsuki: Hehe. Maybe. But the world will never know now, will it? ^^

ChouChou DaQueen Akimichi: Holy smokes. I can't be the only one that got scared shitless when he said that... can I?

Sarada Uchiha: It did sound like an underlying threat. But, Mitsuki's a nice person, so that's highly unlikely.

Mitsuki: Thank....you?

Inojin Yamanaka: Yeah, I think you're the only one that thinks he's fishy. I think he acts more like a snake.

Badum tsssss.

Sarada Uchiha: No.

Get out.

Get out.

Get out.

Get out.

There's the door.

Get out.

Boruto Uzumaki: Oh my god. I'm dying!😂

Shikadai Nara: Sarada, don't hog the chat please, it's bothersome..... sigh....

Sarada Uchiha: You gonna do anything about it?

Shikadai Nara: No, actually. I'll just sit idly by and listen to the ongoing conversations because it's a bore to type.

Sarada Uchiha: Oh... ok then.

Shikadai Nara: I was just informing you because if you hog the chat then my free chat drama tv gets delayed:(((

And that's truly bothersome.

ChouChou DaQueen Akimichi: Don't you think it was more work typing that? Lmao

Shikadai Nara: Oof, that's true.

Boruto Uzumaki: Can I get a RIP in the chat?

Inojin Yamanaka: RIP

Boruto Uzumaki: Thanks for the RIP, Inojin! I'ma scadaddle on out now!

Inojin Yamanaka: No prob. See ya, then.

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✨The "Cool Sensei" Squad✨

Hanabi Hyūga: YEp. I did just make the "cool sensei" squad. But that's ok. Anyways~ how are y'all?

Udon: *sniff* Fine. *adjusts glasses*

Hanabi Hyūga: You even sniff when typing? That's impressive. Or, isn't it more of a snort?
I don't know. Oh well....

Moegi: It is more of a snort. More of a very, very, very odd snort.

Konobro: Yea, lmao.

Hanabi Hyūga: And he speaks!

Konobro: What? Is it that uncommon?

Hanabi Hyūga: You know very well that it is.

Konobro: OOh! Is it Hanabi-lecture time? I'm stoked!

Hanabi Hyūga: I honestly don't know if you're being sarcastic or not.

But yeah, you never check your snap! And when you do, you ghost me! It's not fair!

Konobro: OOF! Sorry!

Hanabi Hyūga: AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU BROKE OUR 57 DAY STREAK TWO WEEKS AGO

Moegi: OH SHIT BOY IM OUT

Udon: I'll join ya! See you Konohamaru! Good luck!

Moegi: Ya, Good luck Konohamaru. You'll need it.

Hanabi Hyūga: I know you've been avoiding me for two weeks due to the breaking of our streak.

And I'm not mad.

Konobro: You're not? :0

Hanabi Hyūga: Just disappointed.

Konobro: I'M SORRY HANABI! I'LL NEVER AVOID YOU AGAIN! AND IF WE EVER HAVE A STREAK AGAIN, I'LL TRY MY BEST NOT TO BREAK IT!

Hanabi Hyūga: Try your best?

Konobro: I-I mean, I won't break it. If I do, I'll buy you three bowls of ramen.

Hanabi Hyūga: Three whole bowls? From Ichiraku's?

Konobro: Yeah. The good stuff.

Hanabi Hyūga: Ok. Deal.

*~*~*~*~*~*

😊 Hanabi Hyūga to Konobro 😊

😊Konobro to Hanabi Hyūga😊

Hanabi Hyūga: Do you ship BoruMitsu more than BoruSara?!

Konobro: Hell yah bro

Hanabi Hyūga: LET THE SHIPPING WARS BEGIN

😊Hanabi Hyūga to Konobro😊

😊Konobro to Hanabi Hyūga😊

😊Hanabi Hyūga to Konobro😊

😊 Konobro to Hanabi Hyūga 😊

Konobro: Oops. I spelt relies wrong. Well, too late too fix that now, lmao.

Hanabi Hyūga: RIP.

😊 Hanabi Hyūga to Konobro 😊

😊 Konobro to Hanabi Hyūga 😊

Konobro: ;)

😊 Hanabi Hyūga to Konobro 😊

😊 Konobro to Hanabi Hyūga 😊

😊 Hanabi Hyūga to Konobro 😊

😊 Konobro to Hanabi Hyūga 😊

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✨Old Gang✨

Naruto Uzumaki: Is this like the young kids Facebook? I don't get how this works....

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THE END