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Chapter 5: Who actually is FACEBOOK STAFF?

With Facebook Maintenance, E-mails were sent out to every Facebook user. They stated,

"Hello [Insert your username here]. We are sorry about the inconvenience. We are increasing security; and making it harder for hackers to be able to hack your account. We do not know how long it will take. You will get an e-mail once we are done with fixing it; and you can start Facebooking again!! :)

Sincerely,

-Facebook Staff"

Another e-mail was sent.

"Due to a certain pinkette's hacking, we have to extend maintenance. It will take approximately 1 to 2 days from when we started this... How troublesome.

Sorry for the inconvenience,

Facebook Staff"

Facebook sent another email; 24 hours, 23 minutes, and 57 seconds later after the first e-mail was sent.

"Hello Facebook User. We have finished the maintenance. We are resetting all passwords. Attached to this e-mail, is a link. You need to click the link and it will ask you for your username, birthday, all of the information you placed- and then to reset the password. 

This password reset should help users re-gain their long-lost accounts.

[http://www.FiaTheOtakuMadeThisLinkUp.com]

-Facebook Staff"

Now, Karin has her account back; and all of the other people Sakura has hacked that we did not mention. *cough* Every person she could *cough*. 

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Ino Yamanaka: BILLBOARD BROW!!!!!

    • SakuraBiggestHater likes this.•Comments (14)

Sakura Haruno: INO PIGG!!!

Sakura Haruno: Wait--... What did I do?

Ino Yamanaka: YOUR HACKING IS THE REASON FACEBOOK HAD MAINTENANCE!!! GAHHHH

Sakura Haruno: MAKING UP EXCUSES ARE WE?!?!

Ino Yamanaka: YOU DID ALL THAT HACKING ON KARIN JUST SO YOU COULD GET CLOSE TO SASUKE, HUH?!?

Sakura Haruno: SASUKE LIKES ME BETTER, INO-PIG!! *anime vein pops out of her forehead*

Sai: Welll....

Naruto Uzumaki: I wouldn't budge in if I were you; Sai.

Sai: Why?

Naruto Uzumaki: Do you want to live???

Sai: I think my life is dear.

Naruto Uzumaki: Then back away....

[Sai ALMOST typed something; but then Naruto ran to his house as fast as possible and removed all of his typing. He was gonna ask 'Are those your nicknames?'... or some other stuff. Naruto was too lazy too read it; but knew it was bad. #narutothehero]

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Naruto Uzumaki: Ooh, let's have a poll! Who think's it's Sakura's fault?

   • Sai and 45396 others like this. •Comments (20)  

newbs4daiz: yassss

Naruto Uzumaki: I take that as 'Yes'.

newbs4daiz: yahok

Ino Yamanaka: It's Sakura.

Shikamaru Nara: Sigh... *cough* Sakura *cough* Do I have the Sakura-cold? How troublesome...

Sai: Sakura.

Sakura Haruno: It's Naruto, obviously.

Naruto Uzumaki: WHAAAAAA

Sakura Haruno: He who blamed it, flamed it.

Naruto Uzumaki: W-WELLL.... *googles* SHE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT!!

Sakura Haruno: Too shay... Too shay *-*

Naruto Uzumaki: wHHHAAAA?

Shikamaru Nara: What they say in iCarly.

Naruto Uzumaki: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Shikamaru Nara: Were that many O's necessary? 

newbs4daiz: YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shikamaru Nara: Were that many S's necessary?

newbs4daiz: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shikamaru Nara: How troublesome. I'll get nowhere with this.

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Sakura Haruno: IT ISN'T ME, DANG IT!!! *punches a house, breaking it* Derp.

  • Somebody likes this.  •Comments (9)   

Sai: It could be you....

Sakura Haruno: IT ISN'T!!! GAH!!

newbs4daiz: saukur tots!

Naruto Uzumaki: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

newbs4daiz: wot worng m8

Naruto Uzumaki: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH?!

newbs4daiz: i say 'wot worng m8'

Naruto Uzumaki: I GIVE.

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Facebook Staff sent a message to newbs4daiz.

"This is troublesome to type--- sigh. If you are able too, I would reccomend you fix your spelling. After all, if you don't fix it; there will most likely be some trouble and more people won't understand. If you don't it's fine. This is just a RECCOMENDATION. Not a requirement, though may you please do it?? For example, 'saukur tots' COULD be 'Sakura, tots!' or something like that. If it gets bad enough, we can use shadow binding as we have a Nara working for us and give a warning on your screen. Also, when you spell stuff wrong it may look like bad words to people. For example, 'as' can be read wrong sometimes- or typed wrong. 

Sincerely,

A Facebook Moderators, Jan & Anon"

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newbs4daiz: wot dos 'Anon' mean? i got a msg fromm 'anon'. is it a name?

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Shikamaru Nara: Anonymous.

newbs4daiz: k thnx

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newbs4daiz: guiseee! im tryin to figure out who this sounds like>> *copy and pastes message* 

   • Choji Akimichi and 535 others like this.  •Comments (7)   

Sakura Haruno: OMG?!

Ino Yamanaka: WHAT?!

Sakura Haruno: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE!! INO, IS IT WHO I THINK IT IS?

Ino Yamanaka: PROBABLY! LEMME ASK HIM!!

Choji Akimichi: #ShikamaruNara Is this...?

Shikamaru Nara: Oh, how troublesome....

Message Failed.

Message Failed.

Message Failed.

[Choji tried to type "I never knew you worked for fb Shikamaru"... but Shikamaru went next to him and used Shadow Binding, stopping him in his tracks: 3 times, and the messages were never sent.]

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That took WAAYYYY tooo looonggg!!

I'ma try to post 2 more really soon too make up for it!!!

SORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

~FiaTheOtaku  ♡☆♡

Next time...

"I accidentally stepped on some blondie..."

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