Hinata Hyūga: I want a valentine...

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Sakura Haruno: Me too~!

Naruto Uzumaki: Wanna be my Valentine, Sakura?

Sakura Haruno: ha, no.

Naruto Uzumaki: Good~. I was joking anyways lmao

Sakura Haruno: What do you mean? Don't you love me?

Naruto Uzumaki: Oh no, honey. I used to. But I got over you~.

Sakura Haruno: I'm kinda offended tbh.

Naruto Uzumaki: EH.

Sakura Haruno: What do you mean "eh"?

Naruto Uzumaki: Just "eh". A noise of not caring.

Sakura Haruno: WOW. Why are you so savage this Valentines?

Naruto Uzumaki: I'm not. I just wanted to make it clear I don't like you, dattebayo!

Sakura Haruno: How Rude.

Naruto Uzumaki: Was I? Oops.

Sakura Haruno: You're not acting like yourself, you know that?

Naruto Uzumaki: Nope~.

Sakura Haruno: Do you feel different?

Naruto Uzumaki: Just a Little~~.

Sakura Haruno: WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING WITH TILDES?! IT'S WEIRD.

Naruto Uzumaki: Gasp! Sakura-chan, did you just call me *dun dun dun* weird?!

Sakura Haruno: Ya. Whatcha gonna do about it, huh?

Naruto Uzumaki: You're high-key annoyed.... why?

Sakura Haruno: CUZ I DON'T LIKE YOUR BS NARUTO!

Naruto Uzumaki: ?

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Hinata-hime~. I'm sorry about Sakura-chan's rude behavior.

Hinata Hyūga: Hmmph.

Naruto Uzumaki: What is it ???

Hinata Hyūga: Well, I think you were the one acting out of place, Naruto-kun.

Naruto Uzumaki: really?

Hinata Hyūga: Yep.

Naruto Uzumaki: Oof, sorry then, Sakura~chan!

Sakura Haruno: Oh. Now I see.

Naruto Uzumaki: Well, I gotta go! BYEBYEBYE!

Naruto Uzumaki has gone offline.

Sakura Haruno: I understand. Hinata, you have him wrapped around your finger, dontcha?

Hinata Hyūga: Huh?

Sakura Haruno; He'd do anything for you... he wants me to clearly know he doesn't like me anymore... so are y'all legit or what?

Hinata Hyūga: UH UM I GOTTA GO YA OK BYE

Hinata Hyūga has gone offline.

Sakura Haruno: Wow, ok. She just ran away. Like Naruto.... ARE THEY RUNNING TO SEE EACH OTHER?! OMG OMG OMG

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Konohamaru: Why are all these people obsessing over Valentine's Day? What's important 'bout it?

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Naruto Uzumaki: It's cuz you're young.... you don't understand L-O-V-E yet.

Sakura Haruno: *sigh* I guess you're not running to see Hinata, then.

Naruto Uzumaki: No, but I did something else.;)

Hinata Hyūga: W-w-w-w-hat was that, Naruto?

Sakura Haruno: OMG OMG OMG U JUST CALLED HIM NARUTO & NOT NARUTO-KUN

Konohamaru: OMG! They're at the level of taking off honorifics?!

Sakura Haruno: *LE GASP*

Konohamaru: I'm shooketh.

Hinata Hyūga: It's not that weird that I'm referring to Naruto-kun as Naruto. And it's not like it's the biggest shocker ever.

Sakura Haruno: What's gotten into you, Hinata? You're speaking... a lot.

Hinata Hyūga: Hm? Is that unusual?

Sakura Haruno: Yea!!

Konohamaru: Very, very unusual.

Hinata Hyūga: Hm. Well, you'll get to figure out the reason later, Sakura.^^

Sakura Haruno: Oh....k?

Naruto Uzumaki: Why are you being so rude to Hina-hime, Sakura-chan?? Hina-hime's perfect the way she is!!

Hinata Hyūga: >////\\\\<

Naruto Uzumaki: Stop being so cute, Hina-hime!

Hinata Hyūga: I'm.. not being cute...

Naruto Uzumaki: You so are!

Meanwhile....

"Hinata! You're being so cute!" Naruto squeaked.

"N-no, I'm not." The girl stuttered.

"You always are, how wouldn't you?" He blinked in confusion.

"You know... why are we messaging each other when we're sitting right next to each other?" The girl asked, her lavender eyes shining.

"Um. I don't know??" Naruto's confusion quickly turned into a devious smirk. "But I have an idea!"

Back to Facebook...

Konohamaru: Ya, so, does anyone wanna be my ~valentine~, since this apparently a popular holiday to celebrate with a significant other?

Hanabi Hyūga has come online.

Konohamaru: Perfect timing! Do you want to be my valentine?!?!

Hanabi Hyūga: Erm...

Hinata Hyūga: Say No!!

Naruto Uzumaki: Aww, you two would be so cute!! Try it!!

Hanabi Hyūga: Naruto-nii, Hinata-nii, are you ok?

Hinata Hyūga: NO I AM NOT FINE. Don't go accepting boys dates! I can be as overprotective as I want to be!!!

Back to Hinata & Naruto's den...

Hinata giggled. "Naruto-kun, you're acting nothing like me on the messenger."

Naruto gasped. "What?! I thought I was doing a good job?"

Hinata continued to giggle, "No, you're doing horribly."

"Wow... ok."

"I'm sorry if that was rude, Naruto-kun..." The blue-haired beauty looked down in shame.

"No, no, no! It was funny." The blonde smiled.

"R-really?" The bluenette stammered.

"Yeah."

"Oh... kay. If you say so..."

Back to the FB...

Hanabi Hyūga: Why are you acting like a doting, overprotective big brother, Hinata?

Hinata Hyūga: I am not! But you shouldn't date guys! You're too young.

Naruto Uzumaki: D'awww, it would be adorable.

Hinata Hyūga: WHATEVER. I DON'T AND WON'T SHIP IT!!

Hanabi Hyūga: Wha—

Konohamaru: Naruto, I'm happy you support our relationship!

Hinata Hyūga: WHY WOULD I EVER APPROVE OF YOU DATING MY YOUNGER SISTER!?

Naruto Uzumaki: Uh, thanks.

Hinata Hyūga: I-I mean...

Hanabi Hyūga: Hinata.

Naruto Uzumaki: Yes?

Hanabi Hyūga: Knew it.

Hinata Hyūga: DAMN, HINATA! WE GOT FIGURED OUT!

Naruto Uzumaki: We tried so hard....

Hanabi Hyūga: Was that really trying? Naruto.... the person on Naruto's account, at least, was being nice and timid. Then Naruto on Hinata's account was yelling and being overprotective. I knew it.

Naruto Uzumaki: Was our acting that bad, 'ttebayo?

Hinata Hyūga: I assume so...

Hanabi Hyūga: I don't know if you're on each others accounts or not anymore! Agh! This is too confusing!!

Hanabi Hyūga has gone offline.

Konohamaru: She didn't even answer my question....

Naruto Uzumaki: GOOD! I had to protect my younger sis from scoundrels like you.

Konohamaru: I'm a scoundrel? Lmfao.

Hinata Hyūga: I love how you treat my sister as if she's your own.<3

Naruto Uzumaki: <3

Konohamaru: </3

Hinata Hyūga: ;-;

Konohamaru: ;-;

Naruto Uzumaki: :DDD

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Sai: Happy Valentine's Day, @InoYamanaka! I didn't know how important this day was until I met you. Love you.😘

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Ino Yamanaka: Uh...Uhm... Th-thank you...

Sai: You're welcome! :)) Are you okay?

Ino Yamanaka: I've never been better.

Sai: Same here.

Sakura Haruno: HOW THE FRICK ARE ALL OF YOU SO CUTE?! HERE I AM, SINGLE FOREVER! :(((

Ino Yamanaka: Don't you have Sasuke?

Sakura Haruno: Y-Yeah... I guess....

Ino Yamanaka: What's with that hesitation?

Sakura Haruno: If he loved me... as much as I love him... or if he at least knew what Love was, he'd run back here. But he hasn't. He's still ignoring and blocking me... why?

Ino Yamanaka: I'm so sorry Sakura...

Sakura Haruno: Don't apologize. Enjoy your Valentines. <3

Sai: Well, I hope she gets better....

Ino Yamanaka: Yeah... me too....

Sai: Do you actually want her to get with Sasuke?

Ino Yamanaka: Yeah, obviously.

Sai: I don't. I don't want him ever to get with Sakura.

Ino Yamanaka: Why???:0

Sai: She's gone through so much because of her love for him. She needs someone better. She needs someone that loves her for her, and that is not Sasuke.

Ino Yamanaka: Um...

Sai: Then again, I've never met him. I've only heard rumors. I just don't want my friend getting hurt.

Ino Yamanaka: Awww, Sai~! You're so cute!

Sai: You call this cute??

Ino Yamanaka: Yeah, you're so cute! I love everything about you!!!

Sai: I love everything about you, too, Ino Yamanaka.

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Neji Hyūga: @TenTen How're you doing this Valentine's Day??

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TenTen: U-uh, Fine, how about you, Neji?

Neji Hyūga: Good, but I know what would make it amazing.

TenTen: Oh? And what's that?

Neji Hyūga: If you became my Valentine.

TenTen: UH UHM

Neji Hyūga: I-I mean it's fine if you say no, too... I guess...

Rock Lee: OMG MY OTP! ITS SO YOUTHFUL! MY SHIP! MY LOVE! MY EVERYTHING! SAY YES, TENTEN!

TenTen: U-u-uh, I mean...

Rock Lee: *anxiously waits while gnawing on popcorn*

TenTen: I guess I could be your valentine.

Rock Lee: OMG YES

Neji Hyūga: You don't sound too confident?

TenTen: Well, I wanna look hard-to-get. Don't all girls? ;)

Neji Hyūga: Haha.

TenTen: But if you're asking if I'm sure that I want to be your valentine, I'm positive. I've loved you since the day I met you.

Neji Hyūga: ...Huh?

TenTen: Wasn't it extremely obvious? lol.

Neji Hyūga: I'm confused.

TenTen: Even Lee could tell.

Neji Hyūga: WHAT?! Lee, you knew?!

Rock Lee: ;). Yepyepyep. I knew everything.

Neji Hyūga: Then, why didn't you tell me? I told you I liked her too.

TenTen: WHAT?! Lee, you didn't tell me?!

Rock Lee: Both of you clearly said "Don't you dare tell them!", and as your loyal friend, and soon to be best man, I kept my secret.

TenTen: W...ow...

Neji Hyūga: Well, that's ironic.

TenTen: Yeah.

Neji Hyūga: I'll go pick you up then.

Neji Hyūga has gone offline.

TenTen: WHAT?! OMG! I HAVE TO GET READY! SEE YOU LATER, LEE!

TenTen has gone offline.

Rock Lee: ...Well. I guess I'm third wheeling again this Valentine's Day.