Sai: Hello, dickless.

Naruto Uzumaki: I HAVE A MOTHERFU-----Oh, Hi, Hina-hime.

Hinata Hyuuga: What were you about to say, Naruto-kun?

Naruto Uzumaki: N-Nothing at all, ma'am!

Hinata Hyuuga: U-u-uhhhh.... Did you call me ma'am?

Naruto Uzumaki: M-Maybe! S-sorry Hina-hime!

Ino Yamanaka: Uhm, what's going on Sakura?

Sakura Haruno: Whatcha mean?

Ino Yamanaka: Why is Naruto acting as if he's scared of Hinata or something?

Sakura Haruno: You know its... that time of month...?

Ino Yamanaka: Oh, shit.

Sai: Time of the month? What's that?

Ino Yamanaka: Sai... honey...

Sai: ?

Ino Yamanaka: I am not gonna teach you about those things, that's what parents & American Girl books teach!!

Sai: American Girl books? Never heard of them...

Ino Yamanaka: Sai... It surprises me how you don't know anything.

Sai: Ha....

Hinata Hyuuga: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT, HMM?

Ino Yamanaka: Nothing, Hinata...

Hinata Hyuuga: You know I can scroll up, right?

Ino Yamanaka: Forgot about that.

Hinata Hyuuga: Did you now?

Ino Yamanaka: Yeah...

Nastu Dragneel: IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE!

Lucy Heartfillia: (SO HOT!)

Happy: So take of all your fish... I want fish so bad.... do you think you have some?

deidarabae: What the literal fuck, un?

Happy: MEOWWWWWWW GIVE ME FISH BISH

Happy: FISH FISH BISH!

ANOTHER ONE IN MY TUMMY!

MY TUMMY!

Sai: Ino, what does this Happy person mean?

Ino Yamanaka: They're singing, Sai.

Sai: Ohhh...

Naruto Uzumaki: HEYYY SAI DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT

Sai: What subject?

Shikamaru Nara: The troublesome subject as to why you call Naruto "dickless".

Sai: ...Have you seen it?

Shikamaru Nara: ....yes.

Nastu Dragneel: EW! YOU'VE SEEN EACH OTHERS PEEPEES!

Lucy Heartfillia: Why are you acting so butt hurt over it? You come into the girl's hot springs as if it's no issue, I'm assuming you do the same with the guys.

Sai: Well, Nara, that's exactly why.

Shikamaru Nara: How troublesome.

...it's bigger than mine..

Who are you guys, anyways?

Lucy Heartfillia: Us?

Shikamaru Nara: Mhm.

Erza Scarlet: We!

Happy: Are!

Lucy Heartfillia: The!

Natsu Dragneel: Fairy!

Gray Fullbuster: Tail!

Wendy Marvel: ...GUILD!

Juvia Lockser: Juvia loves you, Gray-sama<3

Hinata Hyuuga: Ooh! Hello there!

Juvia Lockser: Hi!

Hinata Hyuuga: So, do you stalk your boyfriend?

Juvia Lockser: Boyfriend?!?! Juvia wishes! Juvia is nothing more than a fan girl to my beloved Gray-sama!

Hinata Hyuuga: I went through that, Juvia-chan!

Juvia Lockser: Whaddya mean?

Hinata Hyuuga: Naruto-kun protected me from the bullies... and then I fell in love with him. So much so that I followed him everywhere he went, but when he spoke to me I couldn't properly function...

Juvia Lockser: SAME! Well, except the 'protect from bullies' part, and the 'couldn't properly function' part! Yeah, not same... but, the stalking part same!! Gray-sama showed Juvia the sun for the first time, something Juvia never saw, as she lived in the rain, and Juvia fell helplessly in love with him! Juvia doesn't know how she did it, but she's managed to stay in love with him ever since then. And Juvia's been stalking him ever since!

Hinata Hyuuga: Really? Well, stalking pays off!

Juvia Lockser: What do you mean?

Hinata Hyuuga: Well, like I said, I stalked my beloved Naruto-kun once upon a three weeks ago... and then he finally noticed me! He finally understood my feelings... and he started to like me back!

Juvia Lockser: That's extremely cute! But, did Naruto-san not know your feelings before this?

Hinata Hyuuga: No, I don't think so? Why?

Juvia Lockser: Oh, then that's a completely different story.

Hinata Hyuuga: Why?

Juvia Lockser: Gray-sama knows Juvia's feelings... but Gray-sama rejects Juvia! He must not like Juvia!

Hinata Hyuuga: That's...

Sakura Haruno: an ASSHOLE.

Ino Yamanaka: Yeah, if he doesn't like you then he doesn't like you! Don't be like Big Forehead over here and waste your life trying to make him fall in love with you!!

Sakura Haruno: WHOSE FOREHEAD ARE YOU CALLING BIG??!? And I DID NOT WASTE MY LIFE!!

Ino Yamanaka: Really? All of us are moving on, dating and you're still here, gushing over that stupid poncho man!!

Sakura Haruno: THAT'S WHAT TRUE LOVE IS, INO-PIG!!

Juvia Lockser: But, Juvia loves Gray-sama... Juvia is okay wasting her life with him, as long as it's with him. Not anybody else. Juvia is madly, helplessly in love with him, and it doesn't matter if he likes Juvia or not!

Ino Yamanaka: That's what true love is, Sakura.

Rock Lee: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Ino Yamanaka: ...I think that's the first time I heard Lee use a curse word.

Rock Lee: OH MY BAJESUS

Sakura Haruno: What's up, Lee?

Rock Lee: IS IT YOU?!?!

TenTen: What...?

Rock Lee: IS IT REALLY TRULY YOU?!!!

TenTen: Who?!? What?!?

Rock Lee: THE RAIN PRINCESS, JUVIA!!!!!!!??!?!?

Juvia Lockser: Juvia is confused.

Rock Lee: OH MY GOD IT'S TRULY YOU

Juvia Lockser: Yes, Juvia is Juvia.

Rock Lee: I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE TO MEET YOU!!!!

Juvia Lockser: Juvia is even more confuzzled.

Rock Lee: Rock Lee admires Juvia.

Juvia Lockser: ....?? Why?

Rock Lee: You're determined, strong, and beautiful! You're trying so hard to achieve love from a man who has his heart locked away, a man of cold ice! You're the amazing water woman of Fiore!! And, you're extremely YOUTHFULLL!!

Juvia Lockser: Th-th-thank you...

Ino Yamanaka: IS THIS ALREADY A CRACK SHIP?!? Please, god of fanart, please make a fanart of this !!

Juvia Lockser: Haha... Juvia is confuzzled, but Juvia will not question it.

Natsu Dragneel: Yo!

Naruto Uzumaki: Heyo, dattebayo!

Natsu Dragneel: I wish I had a cool catchphrase.

Naruto Uzumaki: RIP.

Sasuke Uchiha: Hello, other presumed gay edgy main bro character!

Gray Fullbuster: Are you talking about me?

Sasuke Uchiha: YES!

Gray Fullbuster: I'm not edgy. I'm cold. Cold as ice. *dab*

Wendy Marvell: There's the door.

Get. Out.

Ino Yamanaka: Spicy, are we?

Wendy Marvell: Ugh, stop being annoying and get off your ass for once, y'all. I don't fucking care if you have motion sickness or if you're freezing cold!!

Erza Scarlet: LMFAO

Lucy Heartfillia: You think..?

Erza Scarlet: Yeah.

Lucy Heartfillia: Should we help her? If it's her first time, she may not know how to make sure it doesn't stain her pants.

Erza Scarlet: Well, she didn't message me "THERE'S FUCKING POOP ON MY UNDIES!" so, it's just the prequel.

Lucy Heartfillia: Well, that's sad.

Erza Scarlet: Very.

Gray Fullbuster: Wendy? Why are you being so mean? ಥ-ಥ

Wendy Marvell: Well, I have every right to be. Who is cleaning up your shit after the day ends? Me. Who is nice, heals you, when you have a little bruise that you could FUCKING MAN UP AND NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT IT?!? Hmm?!

Angela Ziegler: PREACH BB

Ana Amari: PREACHHHH

Zenyatta: If preach means to continue ranting about how nobody respects the healer, then, preach, girl, preach.

Lucio-OH: PREACH YEEETTTT

Hana Song: GIRL YOU SLAYYYY

Tsunade Senju: YES BB

Sakura Haruno: YOU GO GIRLLLL

Naruto Uzumaki: I feel like I should go away from the raging ball of fire that is healers.

Ino Yamanaka: Spicy.

Genji Shimada: I need healing.

Ino Yamanaka: OH SHIT YOU'RE DEAD

TenTen: Let's get out our cameras to record this brutal murder!! :-)

Ino Yamanaka: YASSSS GURLLL

Hana Song: GIRLS LETS DO THIS YASSSSSSSSSSS

TenTen: Who're you?

Hana Song: THE GIRL ROOTING ON MY FAVORITE DJ FROM THE SIDELINESS

Hana Song: Wooo!! Can I get your autograph?

Lucio-OH: Only if I get your's too.;)

Wendy Marvell: You must be fucking kidding me.

Angela Ziegler: What. Did. You. Just. Say.

Ana Amari: Go to sleep, young child. *scopes out Genji*

Sakura Haruno: SHANNAROOOOOOO

Lucio-OH: LETS AMP UP THE PAIN YOU'LL FEELLLLL>:))))

Tsunade Senju: Hehe.>:) Asuma, how much you wanna gamble that this cyborg is dead meat??

Asuma Sarutobi: Will this be the first bet you win? LE GASPPP

Zenyatta: Muaha.ha.ha.ha.ha.

Genji Shimada has gone offline.

Naruto Uzumaki: HOLY SHIT HEALER WRATH IS SCARYYYY

Tsunade Senju: Wanna see it yourself?

Naruto Uzumaki: SPARE ME BAA-CHANNN

Tsunade Senju: What did you just call me?>:))

Naruto Uzumaki has gone offline.

Tsunade Senju has gone offline.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hinata Hyuuga: Girlssss

Ino Yamanaka: Yo, what's up?

Wendy Marvell: Hi!:))

TenTen: Hey bb.

Sakura Haruno: Y'ello.

Ino Yamanaka: Yellow?!

Sakura Haruno: I meant ello!!!!

Ino Yamanaka: mhm

Sakura Haruno: What?! I'm being honest!!

Ino Yamanaka: Sure you are.;)

Hana Song: WINKY FACE

Juvia Lockser: Hiya, Hina-chan!❤️

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

JUVIA LOCKSER HAS BROKE THE SYSTEM. I REPEAT. SHE FOUND EMOJIS. SHE BROKE THE SYSTEM.

Lucy Heartfillia: E-M-O-J-I-S? What's that? Is that the adorable heart I just saw?? Oh, yes it is!! Cool! How do you do it, Juvs?

Juvia Lockser: idk. It just appeared.

Hinata Hyuuga: I have called you all here today to announce something!!!!!!!

Ino Yamanaka: Ooh, 7 exclamation points! Spicy.

Sakura Haruno: What's the deal with you and spices today?

Ino Yamanaka: Whaddya mean??

Sakura Haruno: You've said 'spicy!' Like three times.

Ino Yamanaka: I'm not the one obsessed with spice. Just everybody today is so spicy, so fierce and so red-hot.

Kushina Uzumaki: Not as hot as me, the Red-Hot Habanero!

Minato Namikaze: I think we're on the wrong server, Kushi.

Naruto Uzumaki: OMG ANOTHER UZUMAKI AHHHHHH

Karin: I'm an Uzumaki, too. Y'know that, right?

Naruto Uzumaki: Really?!?

Kushina Uzumaki: Oh damn! Three Uzumaki's! It's about to get Hog-wild up in here, dattebane!

Minato Namikaze: ...Hog-wild??

Kushina Uzumaki: Yeah, I was eating gangster pork and it made me think of it.

Minato Namikaze: ...Gangster pork?

Kushina Uzumaki: Yeah, it's this pork that has a bit of a tangy, spicy flavor to it. It's pretty good, dattebane!

Naruto Uzumaki: I bet it's not as good as ramen though, dattebayo!

Karin: I don't have a catch phrase :(((

...Dattebade?

No, too close to Uzumaki-san's.

..Dattebagu! That's good enough.

Hinata Hyuuga: YALL INTERRUPTED ME DAMN IT OK BYE

Naruto Uzumaki: Hina-hime!!

Hinata Hyuuga: BYE BISHES

Hinata Hyuuga has gone offline.

Kushina Uzumaki: Whose that?

Naruto Uzumaki: My... girlfriend.

Kushina Uzumaki: I like her.>:))

Naruto Uzumaki: ...YAYYY THANKS MOMMM

Kushina Uzumaki: Wha--- How did you know?!

Naruto Uzumaki: I just guessed and I was right, dattebayo!!

Minato Namikaze: AHHH SON I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHH

Naruto Uzumaki: Who are you??-.-

Minato Namikaze: Ouch.

Got shot through the heart.
And you're to blame.
Son, You give love a bad name.

Kushina Uzumaki: LMAOOO #REJECTED

Minato Namikaze: An angel's smile is what you sell..
You promise me heaven, then put me through Hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passions a prison, you can't break free!!!

Kushina Uzumaki: Um.

Minato Namikaze: Oh, you're a loaded gun, yeah

Oh, there's nowhere to run!!
No one can save me
The damage is done!!

Kushina Uzumaki: Uh.

Minato Namikaze: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

Naruto Uzumaki: AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

Minato Namikaze: YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

Kushina Uzumaki: (guess I'll join in.) I PLAY MY PART AND YOU PLAY YOUR GAME

Naruto Uzumaki: YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

Minato Namikaze: You really are our son!!!:)

Naruto Uzumaki: DADDDDD

Minato Namikaze: SONNNNNNNN

Kushina Uzumaki: SONNNNNNN

Hinata Hyuuga: Hi, I'm back.... Naruto-kun, is this your family?? :)) If so, may I call you two Mom and Dad??

Minato Namikaze: OF COURSE YOU CAN DAUGHTERR

Kushina Uzumaki: DAUGHTER DAMN YOU'RE SO CUTEEEE

SON MARRY THIS GIRL

YESSSSSSS YOU CAN SWEETHEART

Naruto Uzumaki: At least my parents like her...

Kushina Uzumaki: WE LOVE YOU DEARIE!!

WHEN YOU COME TO HEAVEN MAKE SURE TO VISIT US!!

Hinata Hyuuga: um.. You made this have a tragic turn of events but okay..

Minato Namikaze: SMILEY FACEEEEEE

Hana Song: WINKY FACE

Minato Namikaze: AHHH WELL KUSHINA AND I HAVE TO GO I'M SORRY SON

Naruto Uzumaki: Oh, bye... See you again...
sometime...

Kushina Uzumaki: BYE BB TREAT HER WELLLL

Naruto Uzumaki has gone offline.

Minato Namikaze has gone offline.

Kushina Uzumaki has gone offline.

Hinata Hyuuga has gone offline.

Karin has gone offline.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Italy: PASTAAAA~~~

Naruto Uzumaki: RAMEN~~~~!

Italy: PASTAAA~~~~

Naruto Uzumaki: RAMENNN

Italy: PASTAAA

Naruto Uzumaki: Ramen is better!!! FITE ME M8

Italy: ...I'd rather not. *Holds up a white flag* PASTAAAA

Germany: *sigh* Why do I even bother...?

Japan: Hmm? Why am I here? I was enjoying the latest Shounen Jump... oh, wait... I'm not supposed to say that... You don't know anything.

France: *gives a strange glance* Japan baby, don't struggle over small details~~! Have some light in your eyes, you're eyes are practically soulless!! Become a man, date some girls, live your life to the fullest!!

Japan: Uh, did I ever say anything about you? -.-

Naruto Uzumaki: SHOTS FIYERDDDDD

Hinata Hyuuga: PEW PEW PEW

Neji Hyuuga: Should I face palm or face wall?? ...Face wall it is. *hits head on wall*

TenTen: lmao you ok

Neji Hyuuga: The fact that you said "lmao" before asking if I'm okay does not really mean you care does it??

TenTen: whelp.

Neji Hyuuga: Whelp indeed...

Rock Lee: THE POWER OF YOUTH IS WITHIN OUR WHELPS!! YOUTH!!

Gai: YOUTH!!!

TenTen: OMFGGGGG

Neji Hyuuga: You're back.... you're back to normal!!!

Rock Lee: Yeah.

TenTen: whelp.

Neji Hyuuga: Whelp.

Rock Lee: whelp.

Gai: whelp.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

deidarabae: so someone aka itachi told me I have a fine donkey... what do they mean?

painbae: Turn around.

deidarabae: Uh, why...? *reluctantly turns around*

painbae: Mhm.

deidarabae: IM CONFUZZLED

itachibae: lmao, did I confuse you?

deidarabae: YEAH DUDE!!

itachibae: maybe... Kisame'll tell you?

deidarabae: WHATS A DONKEY @KISAMEBAE

kisamebae: An animal, of course.

deidarabae: WAIT SO ARE YOU CALLING ME A FINE ANIMAL

kisamebae: Oh, somebody called you that?? Yes, yes... from this view you indeed do have a fine, fine, donkey.

deidarabae: WTF @Hidanbae IM CONFUSED!! YOU KNOW NAUGHTY THINGS DO YOU GET THISSS

Hidanbae: I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DONKEY SHIT HOLE!! ALL I CARE ABOUT IS FINDING KAZUKU SO LEMME BE!! YOU ASSHOLE!! LIKE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT?!?

deidarabae: Damn, baby damn.

itachibae: spicy..

konanbae: Is someone salty today? Like, holy shit.

deidarabae: KONAN! YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH!! WHAT'S A DONKEY?

konanbae: Smart... enough?? Deidara, SMART ENOUGH? I KNOW YOU AREN'T THE BRIGHTEST MAN ALIVE, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW DAMN WELL THAT I'M SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU.

tobibae: lmaooo somebody's triggered!!

deidarabae: I-I'm sorry!! YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS!! ALL PRAISE KONAN!!

painbae: Konan! Konan! Woohoo!

deidarabae: Konan! Konan! Woohoo!!

konanbae: Ah, thank you, thank you. I don't deserve all this applause, just kidding I do... ah, bow dow, peasants. :))

deidarabae: *bows* ALL HAIL KONAN!! (anyways what's a donkey?)

konanbae: Oh, young cricket, you have quite the fine one. However.., should I really be saying that?? Or will @Sasoribae get worried about his boyfriend??

deidarabae: WE'RE NOT DATING

konanbae: sure.;)

sasoribae: WHY ARE YOU GUYS STAINING MY DEIDARA'S INNOCENCE!!?

deidarabae: ...my?

itachibae: NO HE'S MINE!! WHAT THE HELL YOU SAYING?!

deidarabae: wha da fuq

itachibae: Donkey means bootay.. now go, the love of my life, I don't want you to get stuck in the crossfire!!

deidarabae: thanks dude... WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN LOVE OF YOUR LIFE?!? I NEVER DATED EITHER OF YOU!!

...but, before I break y'all's hearts, I'm gonna log off.

See ya!!

deidarabae has gone offline.

sasoribae: *about to punch* Wait, what are we fighting about?

itachibae: I dunno.

tobibae: For the love of Deidara I think^^

itachibae: OH RIGHT!! GO DIE IN A HOLE!

tobibae: Why? Tobi would rather not die.

sasoribae: KILL YOURSELF!

tobibae: All of these threats... Tobi does not understand. What did Tobi do to be threatened?

sasoribae: WE'RE NOT THREATENING YOU!!

itachibae: STOP INTERRUPTING OUR BATTLE!

tobibae: Interrupting? Tobi has done nothing of that sort.

itachibae: ...sure.

tobibae: TOBI IS SADD;;;

painbae: suck it up.

tobibae: Y U GOTTA BE SOO ROODD

konanbae: DONT YOU KNOW IM HUMAN TOOO

painbae: No, you're not human. You're a paper angel;)

konanbae: ....o

Make sure you get those Q&A Questions in!!❤️❤️