It all started when I logged back onto Wattpad to see 99+ notifications. And, four people recommended amazing ideas to develop this story. So, WE SHALL CONTINUE THE FACEBOOK CHRONICLES!

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ANNOUNCEMENT: Hey, kids! Y'all will play Truth Or Dare or your Facebook accounts will be... abolished! Truth or Dare or Risk Death!

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ANNOUNCEMENT: Oh, by the way! Your accounts will automatically be placed in random chat rooms. Hope y'all have fun, or have fun dying! ♡ After five minutes, everyone will be teleported to the worldwide chatroom... (created using FACEBOOK MESSENGER feature) where EVERYONE is. You will stay there for a random amount of time, completing unfinished truths or dares. All clear? Great! ♡

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TenTen enters the chatroom.

Ino Yamanaka enters the chatroom.

Erza Scarlet enters the chatroom.

Neji Hyuuga enters the chatroom.

Hinata Hyuuga enters the chatroom.

Haku- oh wait, they're dead, has a malfunction while entering the chatroom.

Sakura Haruno enters the chatroom.

Viktor Nikiforov enters the chatroom.

Nami enters the chatroom.

Dat Boiiiii enters the chatroom.

Deidarabae enters the chatroom.

Miley Cyrus enters the chatroom.

Welcome to the FINE ASS chatroom.

MILEY CYRUS: Hey, y'all! It's Miley, one of your chatroom managers! What do I do? I twerk, and make sure all your asses are fine! Because to join this chatroom, the requirement was a fine, fine ass.

Sakura Haruno: You think I have a fine ass? Thank you so much, Miley-chan!

Miley Cyrus: Oh shit. I accidentally added this pink bitch in this chat. She doesn't have a fine ass, her's is mediocre. Is there a way I can remove her?

Miley Cyrus: ...Shit. I meant to PM that to Announcement-sama. Oh, well! Now Y'all know why Haruno here doesn't fit in!♡ Now, let's get started my twerking apprentices!

Deidarabae: OKAY!

Miley Cyrus: The first to ask is.....

Dat Boiii: THE SUSPENSE!!

Miley Cyrus: Naw~! Not him! The first to ask truly is...

Nami: DRUMROLL!!

Ino Yamanaka: DRUMROLL!!

Miley Cyrus: Neji Hyuuga!!

Hinata Hyuuga: Good Luck, Neji-nii.

Neji Hyuuga: WHO DO I ASKKKK

Miley Cyrus: You ASKKKK Viktor Nikiforov!

Neji Hyuuga: Whose that?

Ino Yamanaka: YOU DONT KNOW VIKTOR-SAMA? HE SHOULD BE YOUR GOD! HE'S OPENLY GAYYY! HE'S HOT AF, GOT THE FINEST ASS AROUND (NO LIE) AND IS SOME FIGURE SKATING GOD!!

Neji Hyuuga: Viktor-sama! Truth or Dare?

Viktor Nikiforov: Hmm... Dare? I just don't want to hurt me and Yuuri's relationship... ;-;

Neji Hyuuga: I WON'T! DON'T WORRY SENPAI! But I got a dare. Take lessons from Miley, learning how to move your fine ass correctly!! Then, when you go to your next ice skating competition, TWERK!!! On Ice! ♡♡

So, the next weeks came, and Viktor took "Fine Booty Movement Lessons", from Miley. He told Yuuri about this, and Yuuri supported him. The next figure skating season came, and Viktor wowed the audience with TWERKING!!! on ice. He did various techniques, and won the Skating competition with 319.6! Viktor and Yuuri didn't get married due to Neji's dare, so fangirls everywhere gave him death threats.

Miley Cyrus: Now! Viktor, dare/truth Hinata Hyuuga!

Viktor Nikiforov: Hiya! ♡ Truth Or Dare? *cough* Can someone explain who she is...? *cough*

Sakura Haruno: I can! She's an adorable dandere! She is extremely shy, anti-social, and quiet. She's in love with Naruto, and has started to become more confident because of him!

Viktor Nikiforov: That's adorable!!~~♡

Ino Yamanaka: Right~~?:)

Deidarabae: TOO CUTE IMOUTO!

Ino Yamanaka: RIGHT ANIKI?!??!

Sakura Haruno: Since when were y'all siblings?

Let's back up a tad, shall we? One day, Deidara and Tobi were wandering around Konoha, not making a scene, and totalllyyyy not causing a disruptance. Tobi had dared Deidara to dress up as a girl, so Deidara was rocking a purple croptop with some toilet paper in the chest area, and purple highwaisted capris to hide his hairy legs. As Deidara was finding food- Ichiraku's, more specifically, on the hunt for Nine Tails, Ino was just coming back from a mission, gladly stuffing herself with all the ramen she'd allow herself to eat.

"The food is extremely well, today. Konoha feels safer, no?" The blonde woman asked.

"Haha, probably because of the mission you finished."

"Nah, it feels safer. It feels as if some evil presence is gone." She smiled kindly, and for once, was genuinely happy.

Meanwhile, Tobi randomly disappeared, so Deidara was left alone, to search for Ichiraku's, dressed like a very hot girl.

Then, horror struck. Two boys ran up to him, and started talking about so many things he didnt know about.

"Hey, Ino!"

"What's Up?" Another guy said, much to Deidara's confusion. Deidara didn't know what to say, didn't understand who they were talking too, and why they stopped him just to talk. He thought about causing art- explosions, but decided against it due to the fact that it might- just might- cause a disruption. They were here to spy, not to kill.

"Just heading to Ichiraku's.", He faked a feminine smile, causing the two boys to blush.

"Oh, need help getting there?"

"Sure." Deidara faked yet another feminine smile, and acted as if he was weak, hiding his hands in his pockets. The walk was silent, and Deidara started noticing strange behaviours from these men. "Hey, do I know y'all? I don't think I do, maybe I forgot..?"

"Oh. Ino-chan, have you been ignoring me, Dude One, and him, Dude Two, this entire time?" The smile of the mysterious man then darkened.

The second guy continued the speech of his friend, "We have bought your useless flowers daily. We have made smallchat, as I slowly sucked up all the information about you. I've followed you for a year, staring you down, analyzing your every movement, knowing where you would go. You're safe with me, Ino-chan, not Sai. Why would you choose Sai in the first place?" Now, this man posed a real threat.

'Im gonna fucking kill this bastard.', Deidara thought to himself. But, first, Deidara faked tears- "I'm sorry, you are such kind men..."

"Oh, Ino-chan, we forgive you." They smiled with malicious intent, as 'Let's take this gullible bitch when she's weak...'.

Meanwhile, Sai had a shiver. His mind flashed to a life without Ino, emotionless, heartbroken, and cold. That was his life without his love. So, he headed toward the place where "his love" was being stalked.

Deidara followed the men, acting innocent while theorizing ways to kill 'em. Once he finally figured out the quickest method, a man in black with a drawing scroll drew a lion, immobolizing the men. Then he drew something- something amazing. The letters, "Ino Yamanaka, Will You Marry Me?", in black ink across the sky. Deidara was speechless. Such a unique situation was occuring. A man was proposing to the girl he accidentally was dressed up as, and Deidara had to come up with an answer. Sai started to get on one knee, and then noticed something. Her hair was on the opposite side. Her eyes were not as bright, her hair was a more golden tone, and her hair was not all the way up- only partially.

"Are you Ino Yamanaka?" He asked.

"No."

"Then why are you dressed up like her?!" The man in black questioned. Anger rose in his voice, this better not be another person out to hurt his Ino.

"I am dressed up like her because...." He thought for a second, how must he answer? "Im her brother! Inojin Yamanaka! I didn't want to see her hurt, so I dressed up like her, and waited to kill them more privately. And, you have my permission to marry her. But, what is your name?"

"Thank You," His face was red with embarrassment. He didn't know Ino had a brother, much less an extremely overprotective one. "My name is Sai. I do not have a last name. I used to work for Danzo, but I left because I am in love with the outside. In love with your sister, who is the light to my darkness."

After talking to Sai for a while, and getting actual directions to Ichiraku's, Deidara ran to the restaurant. He was starving. And, he got there right as the real Ino was leaving.

"Who are you?!" She whisper yelled.

"I am Deidara, and I need to talk to you, Ino Yamanaka. It's about Sai." At the word, 'Sai', Ino's eyes opened and she willingly listened to Deidara's story.

Upon hearing the story, (Deidara excluded the part about proposing), she laughed and she became the best of friends with the shady character.

Sai did end up proposing to her, and they are currently engaged.

deidarabae: It's a hella long story.

Ino Yamanaka: A very long story, at that.

Hinata Hyuuga: Anyways.... Truth.

Viktor Nikiforov: Do you love Naruto & why?

Hinata Hyuuga: I love him, because he saved me, appreciated me, and understood me.

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The game will continue, into a less cute but more funny chapter...

Next Time: "She is Temari."