IMPORTANT!! I am Team Instinct.

Spark is hot.

He is a freaking innocent cinnamon roll to be protected!!

If ya have no clue with Pokemon Go Teams:

Instinct- Trolly and led by a freaking hot cinnabon version of Laxus.

Color: Yellow.

Mystic- Enemies of Valor. Jedi Order of the Pokemon World. Most popular group.

Color: Blue.

Valor- Enemies of Mystic. Obsessed with power.

Color: Red.

(actually) IMPORTANT!!

About the Pokemon Go special I'm making:

What teams?? What teams do you think everyone is??

Things I know for sure:

Naruto is Instinct.

Hinata, following Naruto's 'Pokemon Way', is Instinct as well.

Temari is Valor.

Sasuke is either Valor or Mystic.

Sai is Mystic.

Lee is Instinct.

Sakura is Mystic.

Ino is Mystic.

Characters I have no clue:

Gaara

Neji

Kankuro

Ino

Etc.

Chappy Start!! ^-^

Dedicated to @Blo55om

THE YAOI REPELLANT DIDN'T WORK!!! SQUEALL

Yaoi...

Yuri...

Hotties...

A storm is coming!!

A skilled ninja has casted a spell- attracting men to men and women to women so they can't ever reproduce. If men and men get together, then there will be no children!! MWAHAHAHA!! This man, was a villainous mastermind. The spell has started to take effect on Konoha, The Baekatsuki, and all the other villages.

What will happen when there is no one to reproduce???

Author-chan: BTW, This spell affects some people's hormones, changing their personalities. Making them easily depressed, like a girl on her period... Then getting really drunk on top that. Extremely OOC

Konan: AUTHOR-CHAN!!!

Author-chan: Oh right. I forgot it was your time of the month.

Konan: AUTHOR!!! >//////>

Author-chan: NOW BACK TO THE STORY....Before I die *cough cough*
I apologize if you find this offensive, ladies, or men for that matter.

Konan: What was THAT??

Author-chan: Just talking to the readers. Now, story start!!!

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hidanbae: Kazuku, wanna do it again tonight? ;-)

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kazukubae: Yeah... for some reason, I'm oddly attracted to you today....

Not money...

And I really, really don't like this feeling.... >////>

It's like a craving....

An addiction.

hidanbae: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

BUT OKAY

jugobae: ...? Did you guys just make plans too....??

hidanbae: yup. ;-)

jugobae: O-Oh, okay... :c

suigetsubae: IT'S OKAY JUGO! YA GOT ME!!!

jugobae: Do I really? You'll just be like the rest of them, Suigetsu-sama. First you'll say you love me, then you'll make plans to do some... stuff.... with other women. STOP MESSING WITH MY MOODS!!!

suigetsubae: -sama?? You're a guy, Jugo.

jugobae: STOP IT!!!

suigetsubae: Is he on his period...?

Wait.

Men don't have those.

...Right?? >-<

painbae: Konan, I don't want too.

konanbae: Just for a little while... Wait. Pein.Nagato.Man.

painbae: SHUSH!!

konanbae: Pein=Nagato=Yahiko=Man

painbae: SHADDUP!! BUT YAH

konanbae: System Malfunction. Paper seems to be coming out of stomach. System Malfunction. System likes women. No, Konan. You can't fuck him, fuck someone else. A girl. Date a girl. You like women. I do? Yes, you do. Especially redheads. I like redhaired women? Especially bespectacled women. Red haired bespectacled women? Yes. Now, Konan. Go find someone who is a female, redhaired, and bespectacled. Who are you? I am your conscious. Then how are you typing? I have possessed you. My own conscious? Yes. Now, young Konan, go find that redhaired bespectacled beauty you love. Aye sir!

painbae: The hell...? Well, that works out for me. More time to work. ^-^

konanbae: No, Nagato! I love- target is being reluctant. Wipe her love life. Okay. Now, go find that redhaired bespectacled beautiful woman.

painbae: MY NAME IS PEIN.;) I bet she's doing one of those Gurren Lagann roleplays again...

konanbae: NO! GURREN LAGANN HAS BETTER PLOT...

AND BETTER PLOT.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(14 Year Old Yoko be throwing the big guns. ;-)

THAN THAT!!

painbae: Mkay......

I'm interested in that now.

If ya know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But your plots the best...

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karinbae: Suigetsu...??? Do you still love me..???

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suigetsubae: Where's that coming from... of course I lo..ike you.

karinbae: You only like me?! YOU FUCKER. I SHOULD OF KNOWN YOU'D NEBER RETURN MY FEELINGS GOD DAMMIT YOU BASTARD ACTING LIKE YOUR KISAME AND YOUR BLUE BUT WE ALL KNOW IT'S WATERPROOF SPRAY BUT WE DON'T COMMENT

suigetsubae: You knew...?

HOWW

karinbae: HOW THE HELL WOULDN'T I NOTICE?!??! I FOLLOW YOU SAYING I FOLLOW SASUKE!! BUT EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S GAY FOR NARUTO, BUT WOULD ONLY DATE SAKURA AS AN APOLOGY ;-;

suigetsubae: System Malfunction.  I lo-... No. I hate you, you redhaired bitch. No, I lo- Like you. I feel nothing towards her. Nothing? But I thought. No, I feel nothing, except a mutual friendship. She's drunk. She loves Konan, not you. So reject her, it won't hurt her.

I hate you.

karinbae: Oh...

DON'T SAY THAT BAST- - I LOVE KONAN. OK. NOT SUIGETSU, THE BLUE FISH... KISAME WANNABE.
Yeah. That's right. No feelings.

[Author Notice: From now onward  (during this chapter) everyone goes a bit bonkers. Tobi think Jugo's Rin. Don't take drugs, kids!:)]

jugobae: How can't you feel anythin'? *hiccup* Don't ya love him? TOBI! *rings tobi bell*

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tobibae: Yes, master?

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jugobae: Wuld u b, liek, mad if the love of your life, like, rejected you after you spent your life, like, chasing, like, Them? *twirlz hare*

tobibae: Hime-sama, I would be frustrated, yes, but I would of known that the one I confessed to loved someone else, if I did spend the majority of my time chasing after them. Then again, I don't know. I am sorry, Master. I cannot answer your question. I am not of help of you when you need me. I am a failure of a butler.  *serves coffee on tray, bows*

jugobae: Yeah, you haven't you failure.

Wait! Like, this is not, like, the right brand of cofeh! You know I like Starbucks caramel frappucinos. What the hell is this, slave?!? *poors coffee on tobi* Hurry Up.

tobibae: I'm so sorry, Hime-sama. *kisses hand* I will make it up as soon as possible.

jugobae: BLEH! I DON'T WANT YOUR PEASANT GERMS ON ME LIKE RLY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT DOIN

tobibae: Gomenesai! Gomenesai! Gomenesai! Gomenesai! Gomenesai! Gomenesai! Gomen-

jugobae: Shut the hell up and get me my cofeh! *smacks head*

tobibae: As you wish. *scurries off*

Even if your a bit of a bitch, I'd still love you.

jugobae: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT YOU FREAKING SLAVE?!?!?!?!?? YEAH. NOTHIN. Right? Otherwise, we may have to fire you, young Tobi. ;-)

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You're probably like, What the heck did I just read?!? Well, Tobi and Jugo were in the same room when the genjutsu affected them fully... so they did some 'Things'. And, Tobi lost. So, Jugo is now using him as a slave, and his/her personality is getting worse. Luckily, Kisame, the only one not affected, dispelled the jutsu, turning everyone normal. But, the evil one will return!!!

- FiaTheOtaku ♡♤♡

Next Time ♧♡♧

"I love you, Sasuke-kun."