Last time, feel-good cookies, eliminating cursing, appeared in the world. Jugo was the chosen cinnamon roll to deliver the cookies to the cursers of the world. Curse! You'll get a cookie eliminating curses.

Facebook staff decided to delete the ever so useless emphasize button.

Me: Damn...

That's intense.

Jugo: Author-chan!! Don't curse, or you'll get a cookie!!!

Me: If you don't want me to curse, then say the disclaimer.

Jugo: Huh- - - alrighty.

Fianatics!! Yes, you. All the fianatics of the world- - - DON'T CURSE!!! Or I will come to your house at the crack of dawn and shove the cookie down your throat.

Okie dokie?? ♡♡

Me: Not that disclaimer.... *sigh* Troublesome.

Jugo: Oh, the blah blah blah characters and the Naruto franchise ain't owned by you thingy majiggy??

Me: Yeah... but now the readers know.

Jugo: Why would I be owned by anyone?? I'm owned by myself!! I'm my own beast!! ♡

Me: Yeah, you are a (sexy) beast owned by Kishimoto-sensei.

Jugo: Who is this Kishimoto??

Me: I was just joking....

Or was I??

Jugo: Let's get back to the story, Author-chan!!

Me: Alright, alright. *refills cookie basket* Here yew go.

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jugobae: I just got a cookie refill from the bakery. Anyone want one???

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suigetsubae: The cookie I had yesterday??

jugobae: Yep :))

suigetsubae: That cookie was disg-delicious! What crop is that made of??

jugobae: Oh, I dunno. The bakery makes it down the street. I only deliver.

suigetsubae: That sounds sketchy...

jugobae: It's only the truth. Sooooo... any Akatsuki want a cookie?

Hidan? Want a cookie?

They were made especially for you. :))

hidanbae: Sorry. I don't roll that way. I like women.

jugobae: I didn't mean it like that!! >/////> I meant, I made you cookies cause you seemed... yeah...

hidanbae: Fine. *chews cookie* Now stop fawning over me, kay??

jugobae: I'M NOT!! >/////> I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT!!!

hidanbae: JUST ADMIT IT!!

jugobae: I HAVE NOTHING TO ADMIT!!!!!

hidanabae: YA FUCKING SURE??

jugobae: YEAH I'M FU- - - You just cursed.

hidanbae: YEAH, I JUST FUCKING CURSED!! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT??!?

jugobae: My cookies...??? :((

hidanbae: Yeah, yeah. They were good.

jugobae: Really?!? :)

hidanbae: NOW GO FLIRT WITH SOME OTHER FUCKING MEN!!

jugobae: I DON'T FLIRT WITH ANY OTHER FUCKING MEN!!!

hidanbae: So ya only flirt with me...?

jugobae: I DIDN'T FUCKING FLIRT WITH YOU! BAKA!!!

hidanbae: Ooh..? Tsundere, are we??

jugobae: I AM NO FUCKING TSUNDERE, GOD DAMMIT!!!

hidanbae: It's fine. I think tsuns are cute. ♡

jugobae: I AM NO FUCKING TSUNDERE!!!

itachibae: And thus, a new ship was born.

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suigetsubae: I didn't know Jugo liked men...

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karinbae: Yeah, it's news to me.

suigetsubae: That would explain a lot. And how come Hidan can curse get I fucking cant?!

karinbae: No clue. But you just said fucking, a curse word, BAKA.

suigetsubae: Maybe the cookies didn't affect for a month...

karinbae: That's definitely not it. Possibly, when the user feels love, the curse is nulled.

suigetsubae: Nah... No fucking way...

karinbae: Possibly...

tobibae: I think, when the person who made the cookies, or delivered the cookies, curses, the spell is nulled.

karinbae: OOH! THAT MAKES SENSE.

suigetsubae: But wow, he's a tsun.

karinbae: THE YAOI DOJUNSHI IS COMING OUR WAY!!

suigetsubae: HIDE!!

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hidanbae: Dress up like a girl, Jugo.

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jugobae: Why??

hidanbae: Cause I'm fucking bored, and that's the way you can make up to me about the forcing me not to curse cookie shit.

suigetsubae: Yeah! Id like to see that too.

karinbae: Me three!

konanbae: I'd also like to see it. ^-^

jugobae: FINE. But, it'll probably take a while.

konanbae: Lemme help you!!!

karinbae: Me too!!

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A few hours later...

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jugobae: Fine. I'm done.

•suigetsubae and 980 others like this. • Comments (9)

suigetsubae: Post a pic.

hidanbae: That fucking took you long enough.

jugobae:

Never doing that again.

karinbae: I think I outdid myself!!

konanbae: We work well together.

karinbae: HE'LL YEAH!!

hidanbae: Change. >/////////>

jugobae: I already am.

Never.

Again.

Never.

NEVER!!

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Okay. So short chappy. Sorry bout that. I was hungry.

Anywho, THE RAIN OF YAOI IS COMING!! HIDE! THE FORECAST SAID YAOI!!

Next Time♡♤♡

I think you were a real savage..