Marvel x Harry Potter

What if - You were a student at Hogwarts and Asgardian?

Your pov.

Rattling was to be heard in the massive hall of Hogwarts, where the first banquet of the new year was held. You sat together with your friends, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. On your left were the Weasley twins, Fred and George, cracking with jokes as ususal.

You were a year older than Ron, Harry and Hermione, the same year as Fred and George, resultating in a lot of pranks and jokes. You were glad to be back, after all, your summer had been quite exhausting, with Tony creating a murder robot who tried to kill the whole team, but ended with two new recruits for the Avengers.

Eventually you'd been able to shield the male twin Pietro, so he didn't get shot saving Clint, a teammate you'd grown close to. Right now you chatted vividly with the 'Golden Trio' on your right, telling them about what happened in Sokovia and the fake-death of Nick Fury. Because of you, the city didn't smash to the ground as Ultron had intended, saving the surrounding and a lot of people, which earned you a headline on the daily prophet.

Just as you were about to tell them about the Maximoff twins and the friendship you'd started with Wanda, Dumbledore stood up to make a short speech, just as each year. Silence rose, and the wizard cleared his throat.

"Welcome to another year here at Hogwarts! Today, I have a special announcement to make. We have a new teacher at our school! He'll teach you in 'Defence Against the Dark Arts'. Please keep in mind, that he's not like the previous teachers we've had."

You sniggered quietly, whispering. "Looks like Snape doesn't get to teach DADA, once again."

Hermione chuckled as well. "Seems like it."

"I'm curious why this new teacher will be different. I mean, you do remember Quirrel and the others?", Ron whispered.

While Harry shrugged his shoulders you said jokingly; "Maybe he turns into the Hulk when he's angry."

Ron paled immediatly. "What?!"

"Just kidding.", you said, rolling your eyes. "Banner's not coming, he's at the tower. Besides, he's a muggle."

Your focus was drawn back to Dumbledore.

"Please welcome; Professor Loki Odinson!"

You spit out your drink, frozen as you heard your uncle's name. The great door opened, and you stared shamelessly at the blackhaired man that casually walked into the hall, your eyes wide. Loki grinned. You on the other hand smashed your head onto the table.

This isn't real now, is it?, you thought in utter disbelief.

"This can't be true.", you muttered, hoping you'd simply hit your head or something. Maybe Ultron had punched you a little too hard. Or you were dreaming. Loki. At Hogwarts. "Oh dear gods..."

You were almost certain that this would not end well. In the end, he was the god of mischief, the one, you had most of your behaviour from.

Loki stepped up to Dumbledore, now facing the students. The wisper turned down. He spread his arms.

"I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am burdened... with glorious purpose...", he began, only to be interrupted by your voice.

"Oh shut it, Loki. Remember the last time you started a speech like that?"

You had risen your head, looking visibly annoyed at your uncle. His grin grew.

"If that isn't my lovely niece. How was your summer?"

"Quite alright. At least, until you showed up. Shouldn't you be locked in your cell on Asgard?"

Loki shrugged his shoulder. "Mother convinced Odin I'd be more of use here. Apparently I managed to piss him off without any contact."

"Well, looks like I'll need to have a chat with her later...", you muttered. Then you shrugged your shoulder. "How is that old pirate?"

"Good, I guess. He spoke to me before I left - unfriendly, of course."

"He'll never change. How 'bout grandma?"

"She's fine. Greetings from her."

"Lovely." Suddenly you knitted your brows. "By the way, does dad know you're here?"

"..."

"I thought so. You're quite an asshole, you know?"

"You love me."

You shared a smile, while the students and teachers around you followed your conversation in bewilderment.

"Are they always like that?", Neville asked quietly.

Suddenly, thunder roared around the castle. You sighed. As expected.

The doors crashed open, revealing your father, who glared at your uncle.

And I hoped for a peaceful year... Honestly, whe can't I just have a normal year at schoole? Just one?!

"Loki...", Thor growled. "What are you doing here?"

"Same goes for you, brother.", Loki sighed. "I'm a teacher here."

Clenching your teeth and shutting your eyes once more, you listened to your family member's childlike bickering and fight. This would definitely be one hell of a year...

A/N

Heeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Here I am! This time a more light-hearted Oneshot, a Crossover between Harry Potter and Marvel! ^.^ I've been dying to write this one! * . *

I honestly need a break from sad... Even though I'm planning to write a Oneshot, where we save Pietro one day! But right now, I just felt like a more happy one, as a little trait... The next one will probably be sad again, so... I'll just go crying... Again...

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Fukurota

Next part will be published at the 23.05.