January 15

Well, the "Big Guns" made me start writing. What am I going to write about? Um..... I like Birds...jk

Today, their was a cute girl in my Bio class, and she smiled at me the whole freaking time. All I noticed, was that there was this guy... just drawing. It looked like a dragon from where I was sitting, but it seemed cool.

I tried to talk to him after class, and I saw that he had black eyeliner on.
Awk-ward. He seemed pretty nice, besides the makeup.

He said hey to me. Then, walked off.
I chased him down the hallway, and accidentally pushed him to the floor.

He was pretty pissed. He yelled at me, "What the fuck is your problem, brother?! You try to interrupt me by throwing me off track, and now... this shit! Duche bag!"

I was embarrassed AF. I said sorry, and ran all the way home. I was like 'HOLY SHIT ON A HOT ROD NIGGA FUCK ME UP THE ASS WITH A CRACKER!!!!!'

Pretty Fly For A White Guy ®

Holy FUCK on a cracker...
My mom just yelled at me through the door "Keep it in your pants, Jay Pay!"

Jay Pay....... OK, I'm called Jay Pay because my name is Jasin and when I was a kid, I liked PayDays®.

Bruh, I seem gay Azzz Fuuuck.

What if I am????????

Jkjkjkkkkkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk.
I hope my parents don't read this.

Take it up the azz.

Azz
Azz
Azz
Guys Have G-spots in their butts. I wonder how that feels. I should go on Guy-Meets-Guy Encounters just to find out.

Now, I really hope my parents do NOT read this.

Wow, woah, FML.

FUCK ME.

Wait, eh why not?

Late night advice:

FUCK ME UP THE ASS, BRUH

JK, but maybe?

Hell, to the no.