Fiona's POV

It was my first day at Stanes School and I was afraid whether people would accept a newcomer like me.
I sat on the first bench which was empty.

As I was getting my things out of my bag, I saw a guy rushing in the class with his pants unzipped. I couldn't help stop laughing at him.

The guy next to him pointed me and asked him to zip his pants. He rushed outside probably to the restroom and then returned with some tight pant which was not actually his.

I saw him rushing inside the class probably a little nervous which was actually super cute!

"Hey.... you...Are you laughing at me? you didn't see anything did you?"

I winked at him and started laughing out loud. Of course I noted the red boxers (with some batman logo) he was wearing inside his pants.

I introduced myself to him and I found that his name was Yash. I noticed that he was a pretty handsome guy while shaking hands with him.

"Nice to meet both of you... I heard a rumour that there is a Playboy in the school named Yash... is that you?"

"Apdi elam onum ila.. Neeyuma?" (Nothing like that.. you also huh)

"Ok ok can we have lunch together ?"

"Maybe tomorrow....but now I gotta run…."

“Why?”

Before I could say anything, both Yash and his friend Mara took their bags and rushed out of the class. As I was wondering what had happened, I saw Andrew coming to class along with his tutor.

Yash's POV

"Why do we have to study in a school like this?" Mara screamed. I tugged at the guys shoulders and whispered to him.

"Dude didn't you notice? The new girl on the front desk is looking at you and laughing?"

"Dey mandaya (blockhead)... she is laughing at you... not me... first zip your pants"

I sat down immediately embraced while zipping my pants..... Thankfully no one was there except for that girl. Why should I always get to be the scatterbrains?

As I tried to zip my pants but it got stuck. As I tugged at it harder, the zipper came off!  I rushed to the restroom pulling out the tugged shirt.

My friend Mara who was literally about to die laughing came running behind me.

“Ena Romeo? First day itself you started huh? Go easy on the girl… It’s public btw ha ha”

“Dey I’m going to kill you… I don’t know what I’m going to do now. The zipper in my pant is busted”

“Maybe your zipper got busted but your girl…. Ha ha"

As I started to hit him, the nerd of my class came in. He was carrying a small piece of paper in which he had written some formulas. I saw him peeeing with one hand on the paper and the other hand on….. well you know what I mean.

I gave Mara a look and locked Andrew’s hands. As the poor guy was about to scream, I held his mouth shut while Mara removed his pants and locked him inside a bathroom.

I hurriedly put on Andrew's pants and left the restroom laughing along with my friend.

“Paavam da...(pitiful he is) wait I'll keep my pant inside”

“Well you don’t have any other option. Now let’s get back to our class, take our bags and before Andrew complains to someone, let’s run”

“Okay”

As we rushed back to our classes, we saw our class tutor going towards the restroom. As I went inside the class to take my bag, I noticed that the girl was laughing. She was looking really pretty with long wavy hair and sparkling eyes.

"Hey.... you... why are you laughing... you didn't see anything did you?"

She winked at me and started laughing out loud. I tried to cover my face. I could easily see that idiotic friend laughing with my third eye!

"Hey... don't be so embraced... I won't tell anyone unless you are willing to be friends with me okay? I'm Fiona"

I smiled and shook hands with her. Suddenly that well known idiotic voice rang through my ears...

"Dey Playboy enada first day laye vitha kamchi pona usher panita (Trying to show off in the first day itself huh?) It’s late now keep it for some other day"

"Hey Fiona... this puramboku (wasteland) is my friend Mara. he likes to be friends with all girls in school"

"Oh I see nice to meet both of you... So I heard that you are a Playboy?"

"Apdi elam onum ila.. Neeyuma?" (Nothing like that.. you also huh) We both are now in an emergency situation so gotta run. Bye!”

Saying that we both took both our bags and ran outside the class hoping to fool the watchman at the gate.

Hey guys hope you liked this "what if" oneshot of Network Romeo. To read more about Yash and Mara don't forget to read my book Network Romeo