Scourge: *after killing Tigerstar* now... who wants cookies?

Firestar: ...

Scourge: I also made a lovely raspberry funnel cake with cream cheese frosting!

Leopardstar: ???

Scourge: the cookies have mini m+m's in them. I LOVE mini m+m's. The cookie dough is chocolate by the way, so it's extra chocolaty and yummy!  I also made some caramel brownies, but I'm afraid that the caramel didn't melt very well, so they're not top notch, but I'm sure that they'll still be tasty.

Firestar: so... you don't want to kill us?

Scourge: well, I guess it depends on weather or not you like mini m+m's.

Firestar: love 'em. I'll take three cookies. got any milk?

Scourge: *demon voice* HOW DARE YOU ASK ME IF I HAVE ANY MILK!!! DIE DAIRY LOVER!!! *kills them all* BWAHAHA!!!