Mousefur: Longtail, Longtail, let down your long tail! *super long tail falls from tower* *tries to climb it* too... old... to climb! Pull me up Longtail!

Longtail: *attempts to pull up* too... old... to pull!

Mousefur: lift with your legs!

Longtail: I am 144 moons old! give me a break!

Mousefur: I WILL NOT!

Longtail: stop biting my tail!

Mousefur: how else am i supposed to hold on??? it's not like i have thumbs!

Longtail: shut your prey hole! my tail HURTS! just because it's long, doesn't mean it doesn't feel pain!

Mousefur: I am 168 moons old! I have zero upper body strength!

Longtail: well I have zero LOWER body strength!

Mousefur: jump off the tower then!

Longtail: fine, I will! *jumps off tower* *lands on Mousefur* *dies*

Mousefur: *dies*