Lionprank: Hehehehehehehehehehehe! *grabs cannon* *aims at Firestar* *loads with waffles* *shoots*

Firestar: *minding his own business* dum de dum... *gets hit with waffle* what in StarClan... WAFFLE!!!! *screeches and flees*

Lionprank: Hehehehehehehehehehehe! *grabs video camera* *aims* *puts cactus in front of camera* *turns camera on*

Graystripe: Hmmm? *gasps* PRICKLY PEAR!!!! *runs to cactus* *hugs it* OW. *kisses it* OW. *grooms it* OW. *Looks down at prickly stabbed self* I'm a prickly pear! *faints from blood loss*

Lionprank: Hehehehehehehehehehehe! *sneaks up on Squirrelflight* *whispers REALLY quietly in her ear* You chose wrong... You should have chosen Ashfur... or Shrewpaw...

Squirrelflight: OH SHUT YOUR PREY-HOLE!!!!!! *punches Lionprank*

Lionprank: *passes out*