Bumblestripe: *crazy lovesick sigh* Hi Mousefur.

Mousefur: What do you want you fat turtle?

Bumblestripe: *crazy lovesick sigh* I love your insane crabbiness.

Mousefur: I'm trying to sleep. go away.

Bumblestripe: *crazy lovesick sigh* You've got something in that mat in your fur there.

Mousefur: Yeah, it's called dead fleas.

Bumblestripe: *crazy lovesick sigh* I love how you're so filthy that even fleas die when they touch you.

Mousefur: um, thanks?

Bumblestripe: *crazy lovesick sigh* I love your sarcasm.

Mousefur: I do love being sarcastic.

Bumblestripe: *crazy lovesick sigh* I love how violent you are.

Mousefur: *demon voice* WHO ARE YOU CALLING VIOLENT!?!?!?!? *chases Bumblestripe out of camp*

Bumblestripe: *crazy lovesick sigh* I love how... FAST I CAN FLEE FOR MY LIFE!!!! *flees*