AwesomeFuzz says: I want Christine to belt out musicals. I don't even care which ones. Scream-sing your heart out, honey.  

Christine: *chuckles evilly*

Michael: Oh, no...

Christine: I need my backup singers...

Sammy and Vivian: HERE!!!

Sammy, Vivian, and Christine: *whispering plans amongst each other*

Micahel: Please, no...

Christine: *sassily turns around* ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM!?

Christine: YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK?

Christine: YOU'VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY-

Phoebe: Language!

Michael: English.

Sammy and Vivian: I LIKE-

Christine: Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot.

Sammy and Vivian: I LIKE-

Christine: Drinking hard maxing dad's credit card!

Sammy and Vivian: I LIKE-

Christine: Killer clothes-

Christine, Sammy, and Vivian: KICKING NERDS IN THE NOSE!

Michael: Please... anything but this...

Sammy: I got this...

Sammy: I FEEEEL YOUUUU, JOHAAAAAANNNAAA, I FEEL YOU-

Phoebe: What the heck is that.

Christine: *talking while Sammy is still singing* Sweeney Todd.

Michael: Ugh... this is physically killing me.

Jeremy: I don't know... I'm kind of getting into it...

Michael: What? Why?

Jeremy: It just seems fun! I'm going to join in!

Michael: Please no-

Jeremy: *singing* Where is the boy that called me his soulmate? Where is the boy I believed-

Christine: WOO! Go, Jeremy!!!

Jeremy: So much for our ever after! I thought the good guys would triumph-

Vivian: I AM NOT DEAD YET! I CAN DANCE AND I CAN SING! I AM NOT DEAD YET! I CAN DO THE HIGHLAND FLING-

Christine: YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT RACIST!

Phoebe: *gasps happily* WELL, YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT TOO! 

Christine: I GUESS WE'RE BOTH A LITTLE BIT RACIST!

Phoebe: ADMITTING IT IS NOT AN EASY THING TO DO!

Michael: Ugh, you're all going to be the death of me.

Everyone except Micahel: *glances at each other and nods*

Rich: If we mutht...

Jake: Michael, buddy, I'm going, to be honest with you.

Jake: You're kind of acting like a jerk. 

Michael: What?

Jake: You're calling everyone out on having a good time. You're not even enjoying the songs! So... we're doing this for you...

Everyone except Michael: *whispering*

Sammy, Kamala, Vivian, and Phoebe: WELCOME TO DULAC, SUCH A PERFECT TOWN! HERE WE HAVE SOME RULES, LET US LAY THEM DOWN! DON'T MAKE WAY, STAY IN LINE, AND WE'LL GET ALONG FINE! DULAC IS A PERFECT PLACE! 

Micahel: *heavy breathing* Don't do this to me.

Sammy, Kamala, Vivian, and Phoebe: PLEASE KEEP OFF OF THE GRASS, SHINE YOUR SHOES, WIPE YOUR... FACE! DULAC IS, DULAC IS, DULAC IS A PERFECT PLACE! 

Vivian: And here's the man that made it happen! That towering colossus of moxie! 

Everyone except Michael: *pointing at Michael* LORD, FARQUAD! 

Micahel: OH, IT'S YOU! WHAT A TERRIFIC SURPRISE! ONCE UPON A TIME, THIS PLACE WAS INFESTED...

Everyone: *singing their heart out I just love this group of friends, okay?*

@AVintageCassette says:   Rich, I think I already know your answer, but how do you feel about your lisp? I have one and I hate it because sometimes people make fun of it. 

Rich: I didn't really like my lithp at firtht...

Rich: But, why should I let thomething like thith get me down? It'th a part of me, and, yeth, thome people do make fun of me for it, but that doethen't bother me anymore. I'm not ashamed of my lithp, in fact, I've grown very uthed to it!

Rich: I can't thay that I love it, but I can't thay that I hate it!

Rich: And I'm thorry to hear that thome people make fun of you for your lithp. But don't let it get you down! Embrathe your lithp! It'th a part of you!

Rich: But, altho know that it'th not okay that people are making fun of you for it. You can't help it! Jutht remember, even if I'm not actually there, I'll thtick by you! Uth lithp thquad have to thtick toether, right?

trasherella says:  I dare Michael to dress up in an all rainbow outfit, have a rainbow wand, and go up to random people and say, "may the power of gay compel you". 

Michael: *in full rainbow outfit* I am so down for that. Who wants to come with me?

Rich: I will!

~later~

Michael: *running up to people* MAY THE POWER OF GAY COMPEL YOU!

Rich: *in full bi flag outfit* 

Rich: *running up to people as well* MAY THE POWER OF BI COMPEL YOU!

Rich: *runs into someone*

Rich: Thorry, I wathn't-

Rich: Oh, hey! It'th you! From two dayth ago!

Stranger: Oh! It the 'it's from Japan guy'. 

Rich: Pleathe don't tell me that'th going to be my legathy. 

Stranger: Well, how often do you say it?

Rich: ... A lot...

Michael: *runs over* Um, Rich? Why are you not compelling people?

Rich: I wath jutht talking to thith guy. I met him a couple of dayth ago.

Stranger: Yeah, he screamed 'it's from Japan' in my ear.

Michael: Yup. That sounds like him. I'm Michael, and this is my friend, Rich. We're compelling people to be gay or bi.

Stranger: That would explain the outfits. My name is Beauregard.

Rich: Ooh, I like your name. 

Beauregard: Thanks. 

Michael: Want to help us compel people with the power of gay and bisexuality?

Beauregard: ...Yes.

Beauregard, Michael, and Rich: *compelling people*

~later~

Michael: Hey, You should meet all our friends! I think that they'd love you! 

Beauregard: I don't know...

Rich: Well, if you don't want to, that'th fine. At the very leatht, thtay in contact with us. 

Beauregard: Yeah... okay, that sounds good. 

hellachillx says: to thy author ; ) How fun is it to write out Rich's lisp? Also, what has to be your favorite ship in BMC?

Rowan: Holy banana milkshake, I certainly didn't expect a question for me. 

Rowan: Also yeah, winky face back to you too, dude *awkward finger guns*

Rowan: At first, it was kind of hard writing a lisp or Rich, because I wasn't used to doing that. But, I think I've gotten the hang of it, and it's actually really fun! I just find lisp's so adorable for some reason. And Rich is adorable, so it works out. Though, I will find that sometimes I write him without a lisp and when I do that, I mentally slap myself and fix the mistake. But yeah, Rich is a really fun character to write!

Rowan: Also, despite the fact that this is a boyf riends story, I actually ship expensive headphones more. I have no idea why! Rich and Michael don't talk to each other at all in the play (until the end, but whatever) and I don't! Know! Why! I! Ship! Them! It's either expensive headphones or boardwalk boys because I'm trash.

Rowan: Also, I would like to take this time to apologize for this story being taken over by my oc's this wasn't meant to happen, I swear. I just really love my children, okay? And I just added another one hnnngh...

idek2460 says: to everyone: what's the weirdest thing that you overheard someone say?

Sammy: 'I'm sticking a cheesecake in my eye, and that's it!'

Phoebe: 'Uno, dos, trees, tacos, I don't know the words'

Jeremy: 'You can do it! You are going to go there, have sex with him, and I'm going to tickle it out of you!'

Michael: 'I want a baby, she wants a dog. But we can't spare the time to commit to a dog.'

Jake: 'The doctor says my intestines are too long, so I have to give up gluten.'

Vivian: 'I'm a raw vegan, but I still eat fish and chicken.'

Rich: 'I've been Thanta thinthe Theptember... Thith thuckth.'

Christine: 'I don't need a list. I'm very rememberful.'

Jenna: 'Yo, if I told you I was in love with Minty Pie, would that make me a furry?'

Chloe: 'Stop touching me! Hold my hand!'

Brooke: 'I sure love me some sneeker deedles.'

Kamala: 'Shorty had them watermelon pants. Boots with rabbits.'

Mr_DTM15 says:  *slides each person a 10* gayest thing you've done?

Jeremy: I once jumped on Michael's back yelling 'I'M BISEXUAL AND READY TO GO TO HELL! MICHAEL, WOULD YOU BE SO EVER KIND TO GIVE ME A RIDE THERE!?' and then he lost balance and fell over. 

Michael: Gone to school in full rainbow outfit making people feel bad about their love life because 'haha I have a boyfriend and you don't' and then I would start ranting about Jeremy.

Jake: Probably when I was describing Rich in full detail to you guys. 

Rich: I'm gay every day. I mean, I'm bi, but gay. 

Sammy: I fantasize about Leo Valdez in my dreams. 

Phoebe: I don't know how to answer this question because I don't have a gender, so I don't know how I could be gay.

Vivian: Um, I don't really know. I'm not gay... I guess I think Jennifer Lawrence is attractive? I don't know if that counts...

Kamala: Uh... probably drawn a lot of gay fan art? I'm pretty sure that counts. 

Christine: I don't know, probably showing my friends gay fan fiction. 

Jenna: I don't know. 

Brooke: Kissing Chloe.

Chloe: Kissing Brooke. 

itspronoucedMARIAH says:  Everyone: what's your favorite quote?

Sammy: 'Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is youer than you.'

Michael: 'Consumed by your sadness, tap into your madness.'

Jeremy: 'Never need what you want, but always want what you need.'

Jake: 'Whoever is trying to bring you down, is already below you.'

Rich: 'Don't underethtimate me. I know more than I thay, think more than I thpeak, and notithe more than you realithe.'

Christine: 'Hope is the only thing stronger than fear.'

Jenna: 'One day or day one. You decide.'

Chloe: 'Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.'

Brooke: 'You will never have this day again, so make it count.'

Vivian: 'I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a doughnut.'

Kamala: 'Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it's not here yet. Live in the present and make it beautiful.'

Phoebe: 'We are a little broken, but the last time I checked, broken crayons still color the same.'

Rowan: AHHH! I DID IT ONE FULL WEEK OF ASKS AND DARES HWUP.

Rowan: Okay, seriously, though, you guys are freaking amazing and I have adopted you all but I will tolerate none of that 'daddy' stuff do you hear me.

Rowan: Alright, alright, I'll get going. 

Rowan: Keep being completely and totally awesome.

Rowan: Also, just random, my favorite quote is this:

Rowan: 'Be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.'

Rowan: I just about flipped out because I have decided that pineapples are my branding since everyone associates me with pineapples. 

Rowan: Okay, now I should really get going.

Rowan: Bye!