Requested by @ISZATSO

Terraria and Minecraft. These two games allows players to collect resources in the day and fight monsters in the night. And both games always start with an empty land which acts as a canvas for players to express their imagination.

Terrarian guy

Expert martial arts skills

Peak human endurance

Weapons

Machine guns

lasers

Swords

Flails

Solar Flare weapons

Armour

Solar Flare Armour

+ a shield that can take up 30% of the damage the enemy causes for 3 hits, and then recharges after a short amount of time. Allowing terrarian to also dash into the enemy and create an explosion!

Nebula Armour

+ allows terrarian to create this wisp-esque things upon hit, which buff the terrarian if he collects any of them while they're suspended in the air.

Vortex Armour

+ gives the terrarian the ability to stealth from his enemies, rendering them unable to see him for the time being. Also making the terrarian's guns more lethal

Feats

Has defeated the Eye of Chutlhu at the very begining of his adventure with an iron armor and weapon, and has defeated the Brain of Chutlhu no longer after.

Has survived a fall form space to hell without a scratch.

Can breathe and speak in space.

Has gone to hell and back.

Mined his way to the surface straight down to hell multiple times.

Has defeated the equivalent of a God.

Able to wield military grade gear without any sort of assistance.

Can carry incredibly heavy objects and move at a normal speed.

Can swing heavy blades at insane speeds.

Is able to fire high calibre firearms without receiving ANY sort of recoil.

Can wield ridiculously large weapons, even bigger than him/herself.

Able to wield Demonic/Possessed weapons and items, whilst retaining a normal level of sanity.

Has knowledge on how to use complicated weaponry, a good amount usually restricted to Military Personnel and otherworldly beings.

Can change gravity at his/her own will (using specific items).

Can survive multiple direct hits from high damaging weapons (most of which would normally be able to destroy normal human beings).

Is able to throw objects over large distances (Pallidin's Hammer, etc.)

Is able to continuously attack without tiring out.

Has been able to combat demons, even going as far as to fight the lord of demons, itself.

Able to construct ridiculously complicated objects, with little effort (can recreate a SmartPhone using just a few random gadgets).

Can collide with a wall at high speeds, without receiving any sort of damage.

Does not require any sort of food or water in order to survive (in other words, the Terraria Guy/Girl can live for eternity, without having to consume anything).

Can create multiple potions just with herbs and water.

Can breathe and swim in lava.

Can walk and run over water and lava.

Can turn himself into a merfolk if he is in water or a werewolf.

Can carry 176 Eifel Towers within his inventory. A drop from the highest point in the map to the lowest will generate the same power as 1/3 of a nuke used in WWll.

Weakness

Unable to swim

Lacks training

Low defenses

Steve

Incredible Strength

Capable of shattering solid stone and tress with bare fists

Highly Athletic

Peak Human Durability

Peak Human Running Speed

Skills

Skilled Survivalist & Hunter

Adequate Abillity with Melee Weapons

Master Archer

Modest Enchanter & Alchemist

Gifted Artist

Engineering Mastermind

Amazing Architect

Powers and Abilities

Arrow Generation: As shown in the Survival Test, Steve can freely generate and shoot arrows at will.

Weather Control: Also in the Survival Test, Steve is capable of freely toggling rain on and off

Equipment/Weapons/Gear

Diamond Set

Sword

Pickaxe

Shovel

Hoe

Axe

Bow & Arrow

Armor

Items

Crafting Table

TNT

Dispensers: Self-Perpetual Inventory, Makeshift Cannon/Turret

Firework Rocket

Redstone: All Purpose Natural Wonder Mineral

Map & Compass

Flint & Steel: Potent Flamethrower, Small Range

The Bucket: Made of indestructible material, inside apparently hammerspace, contains enough Water for small flood, heat resistant, carries Lava

Potions

Splash Potions

Lingering Potions

Enchanted Book: Gives armor or weapons a certain buff (ie. fire damage, advantage against a certain type of damage/mob, increased attack and defence)

Ender Pearl: Ranged Teleportation, depends on throwing arm, teleportation consumes one whole Ender Pearl, chips away health

Shulker Shells allows for near infinite storage

Anvil: Really hurts when dropped onto enemies from above

Gravel

Sand

Feats

Has stormed enemy strongholds and braved the Nether

With the right equipment, go toe to toe with the toughest mobs and win

Slew the Ender Dragon and the Wither

Regularly spends days surviving the wilderness

Has died time and time again, only to return to life every time

Can create anything out of anything, including a house made purely of dirt or leaves

Can construct literally anything that the player wants. This can range from cities to models of entire countries

Can carry stones the literal weight of a car

Can also carry over 44 tons

Can dig to the bottom of the world

Can craft tools out of diamonds without special cutters or forges

Weakness

Most weapons and armor break after a while

Can only carry 64 arrows on hand

Still human underneath his armor

Will die in lava if he cannot get out in time

Can be crushed to death

Can die from high falls

Can't stack potions and/or tipped arrows

Armor, particles from status effects and weapons in hand can still be seen when invisible

Even when empty-handed, armourless and void of status effects while invisible, Steve still makes noise when moving or performing certain actions

Fight

It is morning by the time Steve returned back to his house.

Tired and hungry from the ordeal of fighting monster all through the night, Steve kept his Diamond Sword and he went into the kitchen.

He opened a chest, took out a piece of beef and a loaf of bread and he toasts them in his stove.

Once his food is cooked, Steve sat down and he ate his food, satisfying his hunger.

As he eats, all of a sudden, a strange figure caught his eye.

Curious, Steve looks outside.

Outside, Steve saw the figure entering his armoury 5 km away from his house, attenpting to steal some of his weapons.

Outraged, Steve began to wear his armour and equip himself with his weapons and he storm outside to confront the thief.

Outside

The Terrarian guy stuffed a bunch of gold into his pocket, happy at the amount of profit he earned.

All of a sudden, he felt a sharp pain from his back.

The Terrarian guy stretches his arm behind his back and he felt something long and thin.

The Terrarian guy removes the arrow and he looks around to find the sniper responsible.

All of a sudden, another arrow zips towards him but this time, the Terrarian guy is ready.

The Terrarian guy whips out his sword and he swung it across, cutting the arrow into two.

The Terrarian guy looked and he saw Steve running towards him.

The Terrarian guy quickly whips out his machine gun and he fires a barrage of bullets at Steve.

Steve dodges the bullets and he whips out his diamond sword.

Steve jumps up and he swings his blade at the Terrarian guy.

The Terrarian guy dodges before he delivers a kick right into Steve's face.

The Terrarian guy whips out his sword and the two began clashing with their blades.

Steve kicks the Terrarian guy back and he fires three arrows at him.

The Terrarian guy deflects the arrows with his sword before firing a laser blast at Steve.

The blast struck Steve in the chest, knocking him back.

Steve pushes himself up and the words formed on his dialogue saying.

Steve: @#$/ you!

Steve then whips out a TNT, lights it up and he throws it at the Terrarian guy.

The TNT exploded, blasting the Terrarian guy back.

Steve then whips out his pickaxe and he began digging the rock wall.

The Terrarian guy got up and he looks around, looking for Steve.

Upon noticing a man-made cave dug by Steve, the Terrarian guy whips out his machine gun and he began firing repeating rounds of bullets into the cave.

But unknown to him, Steve stood over the top of the cliff, staring down at the Terrarian guy below.

Steve: What an idiot.

Steve then whips out an anvil and he tosses it down.

The anvil struck the Terrarian guy hard on the head, causing him to scream.

Steve began jumping around, celebrating his victory.

However, his celebration was short-lived.

All of a sudden, he felt something hot and sharp stab into him, causing him to grunt in pain.

Steve looks at the wound and to his horror, he saw a bullet stuck in his skin.

Suddenly, bullets began flying out of nowhere, forcing Steve to retreat.

Steve quickly enters the cave and he puts four stone blocks at the entrance to protect himself from the bullets.

As Steve is safely hidden, he began creating the nether portal to escape.

Meanwhile, the Terrarian guy began equiping himself with the Solar Flare armour and he began punching the rocks, destroying them.

The Terrarian guy enters the cave and he saw the Ender portal inside.

Knowing that Steve must have escaped into the portal, the Terrarian guy jumps into the portal.

Ender realm

The Terrarian guy enters the Ender realm and he studies the surrounding.

The entire world is a hellish landscape with lava and ender rocks.

But desite the circumstances he's in, the Terrarian guy is unfazed.

He has went through hell and back, this is nothing.

The Terrarian guy then began his hunt for Steve.

As he walks, all of a sudden, Steve suddenly pops out of nowhere and he throws a punch right into the Terrarian guy's face.

The Terrarian guy slashes at Steve but Steve teleport behind him and he stabs his hoe into his back.

The Terrarian guy turns around but Steve teleports far away and he fires repeated shot of arrows at him.

The Terrarian guy swung his sword, deflecting the arrows with his sword.

But just as he sliced the final arrow into half, all of a sudden, Steve suddenly appeared in front of the Terrarian guy and he slashes his sword at him, causing the Terrarian guy to bleed.

The Terrarian guy coughs out blood and he pouted.

Terrarian guy: Hey! That's cheating!

Steve retorts back to the Terrarian guy.

Steve: Don't care mother@#$/er!

Steve then charges forward but the Terrarian guy charges forward, slamming right into Steve.

The Solar Flare armour causes explosions upon making contact with Steve, damaging him greatly.

As Steve screams in pain, The Terrarian guy whips out his sword and he slashes at him.

Steve whips out his bucket and he quickly dashes towards a lava pit.

He scoops up some lava and ge throws it at the Terrarian guy.

The Terrarian guy backs off as the lava hits the ground.

Steve then whips out his bow and arrow and he fires them at the Terrarian guy.

But the Terrarian guy deflects the arrows with his sword and he jumps leg first into the lava before running across it.

Steve's eyes widens in horror upon seeing the Terrarian guy running on lava.

Steve: What?! That's impossible!

Terrarian guy: Mwa ha ha!

The Terrarian guy then whips out his flail and he whips it across, striking Steve in the head.

The Terrarian guy kicks Steve back and he began whipping the flail around Bruce Lee style like it was a nunchuck.

The Terrarian guy got into a defensive position and he approaches Steve.

But Steve will not give up that easily.

Steve whips out his flint and steel and he strikes them together, creating a fire.

He then whips out an arrow, collect the fire with it and he fires it at the Terrarian guy.

As the flaming arrow flies, the Terrarian guy swerves, dodging the arrow.

Steve then uses his enchanted book, granting him an extra buff in his armour.

He then sprints forward and he swung his pickaxe at the Terrarian guy.

The Terrarian guy whips his flail, deflecting Steve's blows.

The two continues to trade blows before Steve slashes his pickaxe across the Terrarian guy's chest.

The Terrarian guy grunts in pain as Steve attacks him with a series of punches and kicks.

Steve grabs the Terrarian guy and he throws him down.

Steve then lift up his pickaxe, preparing to strike the Terrarian guy down.

But the Terrarian guy is not out of tricks yet.

The Terrarian guy began equiping himself with the Nebula armour, and he delivers a kick, knocking Steve back.

A wisp-esque thing forms and the Terrarian guy absorbs it, increasing his strength.

The Terrarian guy charges forward and he punches Steve repeatly, absorbing more wisp-esque things, buffing him up.

The Terrarian guy then equips himself with the Solar Flare armour and he slams shoulder first into Steve.

Steve grunts as his Diamond armour began to crack.

The Terrarian guy charges forward, slamming hard right into Steve's chest.

Steve grunts in pain as he doubles back, his armour cracking even more.

The Terrarian guy then slams one last time into Steve, causing Steve to fall back, screaming.

Steve's armour shattered from the impact and he crashes onto the ground.

The Terrarian guy then walks towards Steve, saying.

Terrarian guy: You're done.

Steve shook his head and he denies.

Steve: No. I'm not finished yet!

Without warning, Steve whips out his shovel and he slams it right in the Terrarian guy, causing him to grunt in pain.

Steve then swings his shovel repeatly, striking the Terrarian guy before throwing a TNT at him, causing him to explode.

As the Terrarian guy recovers, Steve fires several more arrows at him before retreating.

The Terrarian guy dodges the arrows and he whips out his sword and he swings it, deflecting the arrow.

As the arrow struck into the ground, the Terrarian guy whips out his machine gun and he runs after Steve, firing bullets at him.

Steve jumps over a hill and he slides down.

Steve throws several TNTs on the ground and he quickly made himself invisible with his enchantment spell.

The Terrarian guy jumps down and he looks around, trying to find Steve.

As he searches, all of a sudden, the Terrarian guy heard the sound of footsteps behind him, causing him to turn.

The Terrarian guy whips out his machine gun and he said to Steve.

Terrarian guy: Found you.

However, Steve remained invisible and he lights up the TNT.

Before the Terrarian guy knew it, all the surrounding TNT began exploding, causing the Terrarian guy to scream in pain.

As the explosions dies down, Steve began pouring lava into the crater, creating a large lava lake.

Steve looks down and he spoke.

Steve: There. Let's see you come back from this.

Steve then turns around, preparing to leave and return home.

As he walks, Steve is unaware of a figure surfacing from the lava.

Just as Steve is about to reach the portal, all of a sudden, he heard a voice speaking from behind.

???: Leaving so soon?

Shocked, Steve turned around and what he saw made his blood run cold.

It was the Terrarian guy, still alive without a single scratch on him.

Horrified, Steve questions the Terrarian guy.

Steve: What?! But how? I killed you with lava! How did you survive?

The Terrarian guy explained.

Terrarian guy: You just don't get it do you? I have survived much worst than this. Lava is nothing to me. But as for you.

The Terrarian guy sprints forward, brandishing his sword.

Steve whips out his sword and he began defending himself just as the Terrarian guy swings his weapon at him.

As he attacks Steve by slashing him with his sword, the Terrarian guy said.

Terrarian guy: You will not be so lucky this time!

Before Steve knew it, the Terrarian guy swung down his sword hard, shattering Steve's Diamond Sword.

As Steve stares at the damage, dumbfounded, the Terrarian guy spun around and he drove his sword right into Steve's chest.

Steve screams out in pain as blood spews from his wounds.

The Terrarian guy the lifts up the dying Steve and he began walking towards the lava pool.

As Steve thrashes and struggles, the Terrarian guy whispered to him.

Terrarian guy: So long sucker, or should I call you....nerd?

The Terrarian guy then throws both hid sword and Steve into the lava.

Steve screams in pain as the lava burns him.

Steve continues to scream until he sank completely underneath the lava, burning.

The Terrarian guy the faces the screen and as he walks away, he said.

Terrarian guy: I know you are seeing this nerd and I want to tell you. The Nostalgia Critic will always be more superior than your stupid show.

With that, the Terrarian guy vanishes and a dialogue is shown at the bottom of the screen.

The critic has left the game

Real world

The Angry Video Game Nerd stares at the screen dumbfounded for a few seconds before he screams out angrily.

The Nerd: NNNNOOOOO!!!!!

The Nerd slams his controller on the ground and he storms to his computer.

The Nerd then activates his computer and he went to Skype, dialling the Nostalgic Critic.

After a few seconds, the Nostalgic Critic's face was shown on the screen.

The Critic laughed and he jeers the Nerd.

The Critic: Ha ha! You suck nerd!

The Nerd: @#$/ you poopyhead!

The Critic anger grew upon hearing that and he curses.

The Critic: @#$/ you!

The Nerd curses back.

The Nerd: @#$/ you!

The Critic then said to him.

The Critic: This means war!

The Nerd: No shit Sherlock.

The Critic: I'm gonna end you!

The Nerd: I'm gonna end you!

Both men then flips off at each other before they shut down their computers and they stormed off, seething in anger.

KO!

The winner is

The Terrarian guy

Advantages and disadvantages

Terrarian guy

Stronger
Faster
Better weapons
Better endurance
Less experienced
Cannot swim

Steve

More resourceful
Smarter
More experienced
Can swim
Weaker
Weapons and armour have limits
Not lava proof

Victory qoute:

The Terrarian guy jumps around, hitting the air, performing a celebratory dance

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