Suicide Squad vs Guardians of the Galaxy
Requested by Egli004
In the world full of heroes, it's surprising to know how a group of criminals can become heroes
Suicide Squad
Deadshot
Excellent Marksmanship
Skilled Assassin
Military Training
Gear
Deadshot wears a suit composed of an armored chest piece, two wrist turrets that emit continuous gun shots in rapid fire, fully loaded bandoleer and various magazines of ammunition that he laced with curare, an asphyxiation-inducing poison, to ensure he kills his target regardless of the wound is mortal or not as long as one bullet made contact with the victim's blood stream. Deadshot also uses a high-tech laser sighted eye-patch that he wears over his right eye, augmenting his already amazing marksman skills with thermal imaging and doubling as a sniping scope. While Deadshot's usual weapon of choice is a long-ranged sniper rifle, he can use hand guns and semi-automatics. He even used a grenade launcher to remove obstacles like bulletproof glass. He also carries other weapons for close combat; like knives and tasers
Feats
Officially the greatest marksman in the DC universe
Capable of landing multiple headshots through a single bullet wound.
Can kill with ricochets
Killed a flying wasp by throwing a toothpick at it.
Downed a helicopter with one shot
Sniped someone through a water tower
Headshots a Black Lantern after immediately waking up
Has only missed a shot once or twice throughout his career
Caught a dart between his fingers inches from his face
Defeated the Joker
Survived multiple stabbings from the Joker.
Keep his identity a secret for two years before Green Arrow exposed his identity to the public.
Had at least six counts of murder of the first degree, which including the assassination of a government official.
Survived an explosion that destroyed a warehouse.
Tagged the Flash while he was running (Injustice 2)
Fought Deathstroke for 5 days (killing 62 civilians in the process).
Weakness
No superhuman abilities other than his marksmanship.
Borderline suicidal
Very light armor.
While skilled in hand-to-hand combat, prefers long ranged combat.
Clearly inferior to Batman in close combat.
Losing streak against Batman.
Batman's agility and stealth has allowed him to dodge Deadshot's bullets, at least at long ranges.
Has a daughter, which can be used as a hostage against him.
Arrogant and Reckless
Doesn't like to admit that he missed his target.
Places no value on his own safety
Can be sloppy in covering up his tracks
Is easy to interrogate: at least for Batman.
Was once "Joker-ized" and turned into an insane maniac by one of the Joker's chemicals, indicating that his mask may not filter gasses.
Harley Quinn
Olympic-level gymnast and acrobat
Above-average agility and fighting skill that makes her stronger and faster than she looked.
Occasionally is able to be on par with Batman in combat [1]
Harley's psychology major allows her to be manipulative
Has medical experience and is a skilled surgeon and doctor.
Marksman
Gear
Harley also carries an assortment of weapons. Like Joker she uses trick weapons primarily, but Harley is willing to use oversized or blunt melee weapons as well
Oversized wooden mallets and Sledgehammers
Dual .357 Revolvers or Customized Chiappa Rhino 60DS (6 cylinder magnum revolver)
Sometimes depicted with cork-like bullets.
Good Night: Personalized Baseball Bat
Chainsaw
Batons
Oversized Boxing Glove Gun
Jack-In-A-Box Bomb
Snare Trap
Fake mustache/lockpick
Her pet hyenas, Bud and Lou
Feats
A very competent gang leader in her own right, have led Joker's gang during one of his assumed deaths.
Defeated Killer Croc
Briefly became a Green Lantern
Caught Batman off guard with a hammer to the head... twice
Defeated Joker on some occasions.
Held her own against Lex Luthor's aide Mercy Graves.
Beat Nightwing and freed Poison Ivy from prison.
Stole Lobo's motorcycle and got away with it (by ripping his head off)
Laughed off a session in the electric chair
Defeats Poison Ivy and Swamp Thing (Injustice 2)
Incapacitated Wonderwoman
Shrugged of Scarecrow's Fear Toxin, even admitting that she huffs it for kicks
Captured Batman and almost fed him to a pool of Piranhas, all by herself.
Escaped Hell
Weakness
Has little to no superhuman abilities
Completely insane, clumsy and occasionally idiotic.
Bit off her doctor's ear when the doctor took Harley's Looney Tunes video.
When Harley attempted to return to a normal life, it took only hours for her to have a mental breakdown and devolve back into villainy.
Claims to not be a 'dumb blonde' trope because Harley confirmed that she is "not even a real blonde!"
Is often blinded by her love for the Joker. Although she occasionally sees him for the psychopath he is and leaves him, she eventually comes back.
The two have frequently fought, threatened, argued, attacked or attempted to kill each other at times (even when Batman is present)
Joker is willing to abandon or harm her to get an edge.
Got bit by Man-Bat in an alternate dimension.
Defeated by Batman and his allies countless times; sometimes with little effort.
Even her strongest depictions are no match for Batman's physique.
Wanted in twelve states.
Fell for a "Nigerian Prince" scam
Weakness
Not much of a team player.
Tends to lash out violently at prison guards first chance he gets.
Captain Boomerang
Expert Martial Artist
Skilled Robber
Master Thrower
Gear
Boomerangs: Digger's preferred weapons, each having a steel-made curved blade, sharpened on both ends, and perforated by four prolongated holes. While he can use them in the traditional sense, Digger can use his boomerangs as cutting weapons in close range combat and made variations.
Grappling Hook Boomerangs
Tear Gas Boomerangs
Acid Spray Boomerangs
Sonic Boomerangs
Gravity Boomerangs: Create an intense gravity field around the target
Electric Boomerangs: 5000 Volts
Rocket Boomerang: A giant rocket-propelled boomerang used to send targets into space
Bomb Boomerangs: Outfitted C4 in specialized grooves, they function like grenades.
Smoke Boomerangs
Preprogrammed Boomerangs: Boomerangs with a predestined flight path used to retrieve objects and strike opponents from impressive range.
Energy Boomerangs: After being resurrected from the dead, the White Lantern Entity granted Digger the ability to create boomerangs out of pure energy which exploded on contact
Feats
Nearly killed the Flash in their first encounter.
Member of the Rogues.
Outsmarted Green Arrow.
Able to fight Green Arrow and Arsenal simultaneously.
Tricked many members of the Suicide Squad into getting themselves killed.
Eventually passed the Captain Boomerang mantle to his son.
Killer Croc
Superhuman Strength
Great Swimmer
Tough Scales
Regeneration
Strong Jaws
Feats
Stated by Batman to be able to lift a school bus... and eat half the children inside.
Survived having an entire building collapse on top of him and was stated by Bane that it would only slow him down
Trades blows with Aquaman
Survived a fall from a 1000 foot building
Gets himself laid with June Moon aka Enchantress
Strong enough to restrain Cyborg
Toys around with Batman
Rips a Great White Shark in half
Has defeated Batman on some occasions
Toys around with Katana and even breaks her sword with his jaws
A volley of punches from The Flash did nothing, but tickle him
Survived being mauled by Bane, and Solomon Grundy.
Got sweet revenge against Bane by severely wounding him
Made an underworld empire with the poor.
Single-handedly mauled an entire SWAT team
Escaped Arkham Asylum by biting off his own hands.
Weakness
Loses his sense of humanity at time due to his genetic disorder and suffering prejudice from others.
Sometimes depicted as being an idiot.
Despite having super strength; Croc is relatively one of the weaker superhumans within DC. Bane has overpowered Croc multiple times.
His mutations are so unnatural that it can sometimes harms him. His reptilian features have sometimes started to decay
Has a rock fetish.
Egyptian Killer Croc 'looks dumber than usual'
El Diablo
Marksmanship
Pyrokinesis
Immortality
Feats
Able to fight on par with the Incubus
Among the first founding members of the Suicide Squad
Weakness
Killing his family out of rage has filled him with remorse
Hates his own powers
Sacrificed himself to kill the Incubus
Katana
Skilled Swordswoman
Multilingual
Expert Gymnast
Gear
Katana
Soultaker Sword: An ancient sword said absorb the souls of those killed by it, its owner said to be rightful leader of the Sword Clan.
Feats
Founding member of the Outsiders.
Was Bruce Wayne's bodyguard for awhile.
Was a member of the Suicide Squad with Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Killer Croc, Captain Boomerang, El Diablo, and Slipknot
Weakness
Unable to find peace, believing her husband's soul resides in the Soultaker Sword.
Has a black and white view of the world, though she makes some exceptions
Guardians of the Galaxy
Star Lord
Peak Human Strength
Peak Human Speed
Peak Human Endurance
Longevity
Great Intelligience
Expert Martial Arts Skills
Exert Sharpshooter
Great Tactician
Expert Technician Skills
Healing Factor
Dancing Skills
Godly Powers
Gear
Uniform
Protects Star Lord from extreme cold and the vacuum of space
Helmet
Internal Comm System that analyses data
Improves Vision
Provides Star Lord enough oxygen in space
Translator
Jet Booster
For flight
Sony TPS-L2 Walkman Headset
Passed on from his mother
Zunes Music Player
Has over 300 songs
Weapons
Element Gun
Quad Blasters
Energy Bolas
Gravity Mines
Feats
Founded the Guardians of the Galaxy
Blew away an Ariguan warship with the Element Gun's Fire
Able to fly at trans-light speed
Melted through highly advanced Meylan construct robots with Element Gun
Defeated Ronan the Accuser and Ego
Outwitted J'son
Survived holding onto an Infinity Stone
Weakness
Forced Mantis to manipulate the other Guardians to join his team
Was killed by Thanos momentarily
Was imprisoned in the Kyln for galactic level genocide involving the fallen one
Has committed 350000 counts of murder
Had cyborg parts which were then removed
Lost his Godlike powers after killing Ego
Gamora
As a Zehoberei, Gamora naturally possesses physical capabilities beyond that of an average human. This was enhanced further by Thanos having her altered with a cybernetic skeleton, ocular and respiratory implants that enhanced her durability, stamina, and senses with a regenerative healing factor. Thanos also had Gamora trained in numerous martial arts and weapons, though she prefers bladed weapons like swords.
Gear
Godslayer: A sword with a retractable blade that can cut through most durable of metals. It also has a detachable knife in the hilt that can be used as a melee or throwing weapon
Feats
Registered as a Galaxy-Class Killer
Once defeated a military platoon containing dozens of combat-trained men in only a few minutes.
Held her own against Ronan the Accuser
Considered by the US Military to be as dangerous as Iron Man
Weakness
Prefers not to use firearms
Sometimes prefer to wear her skimpy outfit instead of proper armour
Rocket Raccoon
Great Intelligience
Excellent Marksman
Master Engineer
Enhanced Strength
Enhanced Durability
Enhanced Agility
Enhanced Senses
Weapons
Twin Laser Pistols
Laser Cannon
Gas Grenade
Hadron Enforcer
Traps
Feats
As a criminal, Rocket's extensive record includes 13 counts of theft, 23 counts of escape from incarceration, 7 counts of mercenary activity, and 15 counts of arson
Destroyed robots with his bare hands
Survived getting thrown around by Starhawk
Only one who can understand Groot
Agile enough to dodge gunfire
Just as agile even while using heavy weaponry
Was stated by Star Lord to be the greatest tactical mind he has ever met
Tricked Star Lord numerous times into fetching him something he claimed to need for the team's sake.
Can make explosives powerful enough to annihilate an entire building or even destroy a moon
Singlehandedly overwhelmed Ravagers on his own, using traps, his surroundings, and his agility.
Once saved his team by using his lying skills to disrupt a cult's spaceship powered by faith.
Made a bomb that was capable of destroying an entire planet using only three batteries.
Knocked a man unconscious only by punching him multiple times
Survived touching an Infinity Gem
Weakness
Vain and a chaotic pathological liar with an obsessive compulsive disorder.
Likes stealing stuff which can get him and his team into even more trouble
Can be a bit reckless and hot headed
Hates being compared to his Earth-based kind, or called "Subject: 89P13", "rodent", and "vermin".
Short reach for normal attacks.
Plans often rely on Groot for muscle.
Mostly weak in unarmed combat (although is still fast and can leap high for his size).
Obsesses over duct tape.
Drax the Destroyer
Superhuman Strength
Superhuman Durability
Superhuman Stamina
Accelerated Healing Factor
Superhuman Senses
Aura
Low Level Cosmic Awareness
Weapons
Twin Daggers
Feats
Destroyed a planet while fighting Thanos
Survived touching an Infinity Gem
Can shatter planets with brute strength
Can withstand supernova detonation up close
Weakness
Takes metaphors he hears literally
Cannot swim
Modern versions of Drax has been depowered, thus rendering him weaker than his earlier incarnations
Groot
Great Strength
Great Intelligience
Healing Factor
Plant Control
Flame Resistant Wooden Body
Feats
First alien visitor to Earth in Marvel comic history.
Survived the vacuum of space unaided
Lifted and destroyed an alien tank
Survived getting tossed from orbit onto a planet surface
Moved fast enough to grab Adam Magnus, who just before had evaded and caught bullets
Genius level intellect. Can hold extremely complex conversations with telepaths like Maximus, and build/operate machinery.
Can understand the language of other plant creatures like Man-Thing.
Weakness
Not very intelligent
Can be easily destroyed
Higher level of speech limits his vocabulary to only 'I' and 'am' and 'Groot'
Mantis
Expert Martial Artist
Powerful Telepath
Precognitive Abilities
Superhuman Strength
Emphatic Abilities
Healing Factor
Astral Projection
Empathy
Fire Control
Flight
Intellect
Levitation
Magic
Plant Control
Psychic
Telekinesis
Telepathy
Feats
Able to hold her own against Thanos
KOed Ego only for a short while
Was completely unharmed after falling several stories.
She was able to cause Gamora to become scared when attacking her.
Weakness
Completely naive
Still destructible despite her healing factor
Fight
Gotham City, night
In the dark of the night, a small group of people stalks along the streets, heading towards a museum.
They are the notorius Suicide Squad, the Super Villian team consisting of Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc, El Diablo and Katana.
Captain Boomerang points his boomerang at the building and he said to the rest.
Captain Boomerang: It's there. The payload.
Click click!
Deadshot reloads his rifle and he declares out.
Deadshot: About time. Let's finish this.
Just then, the group heard a voice saying.
???: Hold it right there.
The Suicide Squad froze in place, turning to face the source of the voice.
Standing opposite them stood a group of unusual figures of different shapes, sizes and colours.
They are the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Space Hero team consisting of Star Lord, Gamora, Rocket Raccoon, Drax the Destroyer, Groot and Mantis.
Mantis lifts her hand up, closing her eyes as if to sense their aura.
Within minutes, Mantis lowers her hand and she whispers.
Mantis: Careful Quill, those guys looks dangerous.
Star Lord: Dangerous, hah! Nothing we can't handle!
Rocket Raccoon: For once I agree with Quill.
Rocket agrees.
At the same time, Killer Croc took a wiff of the air and he growls menacingly.
Killer Croc: Grrrr. I don't like this.
Katana narrows her eyes and she agrees with Killer Croc, speaking to the rest in Japanese.
Katana: ワニは正しい。 彼らは信頼されるべきではない
Captain Boomerang said to Deadshot.
Captain Boomerang: Aye, Lawton, maybe we better go talk to them.
Deadshot: You got it.
At the same time, Groot said.
Groot: I am Groot.
Star Lord looks back and he questions the talking tree.
Star Lord: What? You want me to talk to them?
Star Lord's question was immediately doused by a retort from Rocket Raccoon.
Rocket Raccoon: No shit Sherlock. What else you think Groot wants you to do?
Star Lord sighs out in exasperation and he reluctantly said.
Star Lord: Fine, I'm gonna go see what these guys want.
Deadshot steps towards the Guardians of the Galaxy, only to find Star Lord stepping towards the Suicide Squad as well.
Deadshot questions Star Lord
Deadshot: Who are you? Did you come to stop us?
Star Lord raises an eyebrow and he laughs out.
Star Lord: Stop you? No! We're after the pay load in there.
Deadshot: Well too bad.....
Click Click!
Deadshot clicks his rifle and he said to Star Lord with a hint of hostility.
Deadshot: We're here first so it's ours.
Star Lord reaches for his Blasters and he shook his head.
Star Lord: No way pal. We travelled all the way across the Galaxy for that, and there's no way we're leaving without it.
Deadshot: Oh! Is that a threat?!
Click!
Deadshot clicks his rifle and he points it, signalling the rest of the Squad to ready themselves.
Harley holds up her bat, Captain Boomerang slides both his boomerangs against each other and Killer Croc growls menacingly.
Killer Croc: Grrrrr....
FWOOSH!!!
Fire bursts from El Diablo's palm while Katana pulls her Katana from her hilt.
SHING!!!
At the same time, Star Lord pulls out his Blasters, signalling the Guardians to ready themselves as well.
Gamora and Drax pulls out their knives and swords while Rocket Raccoon loads up his rifle.
Click!
Rocket Raccoon: Oh yeah!
Groot: I am Groot!
BAM!!!
Groot slams both his fists together while Mantis raises up her hands, readying herself.
Both teams faces each other before sprinting forward, armed and ready.
WHOOSH!!!
Star Lord and El Diablo took off into the air, flying towards each other.
Gamora jumps up, throwing a kick right into Captain Boomerang.
WHAM!!!
At the same time, Harley swings her bat across, batting Mantis backwards.
BAM!!!
Killer Croc lunges outwards, slamming right into Groot.
WHAM!!!
Rocket Raccoon held up his blaster, opening fire right at Killer Croc.
BANG!!!
The projectile struck right into Killer Croc, sending him tumbling back.
At the same time, Katana lunges out, swinging her Katana at Rocket.
SLASH!!!
Just as Katana jumps away, both Star Lord and Deadshot found themselves facing each other.
Star Lord: Draw!
Both Deadshot and Star Lord pulls out their weapons, opening fire right at each other.
BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!
Gun shots rings across the streets as both sharpshooters jumps across the streets, firing repeated shots at each other.
Star Lord points his Blaster, pressing down onto the trigger.
FWOOSH!!!
An immediate blast of fire escapes from the tip of the blaster, flying towards Deadshot.
Roll!
Deadshot rolls across the floor, barely dodging the range of fire.
At the same time, Gamora and Katana faces each other, their swords in their hands.
Gamora: You dare challenge the most dangerous Assassin in the Galaxy?
Katana: タイトルは何もない。 あなたが実際に私を打つことができるかどうかにかかっています!
WHOOSH!!!
Both Katana and Gamora lunges outwards, their swords clashing against each other.
CLANG!!!
Gamora looks up and she swings her sword, only for Katana to block it with her Katana.
CLANG!!!
At the same time, Groot and El Diablo faces each other, neither willing to move.
Groot: I am Groot.
El Diablo backs away, saying.
El Diablo: Please. I don't want to fight you.
Groot: I AM GROOT!!!
Groot swings his arm across, striking right into El Diablo.
WHAM!!!
El Diablo: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!
The fiery man screams out as the blow sends him flying backwards, crashing backfirst into a car.
CRASH!!!!
Groot: I am Groot!
STOMP!!! STOMP!!!
Groot stomps towards El Diablo, stepping closer towards him.
El Diablo looks up, his eyes narrows as he growls out.
El Diablo: You fool. Has despertado al diablo!
FWOOSH!!!
Fire bursts out of El Diablo and the fiery man thrusts out both his hands. launching a stream of fire right at Groot.
FWOOSH!!!
Groot: I am GROOT!!!!
Groot screams out in agony as the sentient tree backs away, thrashing in an attempt to put out the fire burning his body.
El Diablo steps towards Groot and he throws out his hand, launching another stream of fire at him.
FWOOSH!!!
Groot: I am Groot!
KABOOM!!!
The fireball struck right into Groot, causing a massive explosion.
Upon realizing that his friend is dead, Rocket Raccoon looks around in horror, crying out.
Rocket Raccoon: Groot! No!
El Diablo stares down at the burning ambers of what used to be Groot and he said.
El Diablo: I warned you.
KO!
Angered at the death of his friend, Star Lord angrily shouts at El Diablo.
Star Lord: You monster!
Star Lord points his Blaster at El Diablo, opening fire at him.
BANG!!!
However, a boomerang flew across the air, flying right into the projectile.
KABOOM!!!
Captain Boomerang chuckles out as he faces Star Lord.
Captain Boomerang: Ha ha! That the best ya got mate?
Rocket Raccoon: Not really.
Captain Boomerang turns to face Rocket Raccoon and he said.
Captain Boomerang: Aye, I musta have smoked too much weed. A talking wallaby.
Confused by the Australian's comment, Rocket Raccoon asks.
Rocket Raccoon: Um.....what's a wallaby?
Captain Boomerang simply shrugs off the sentient Raccoon's question.
Captain Boomerang: Ah who cares? Time to roast me some critter!
Twip! Twip!
Captain Boomerang throws out his boomerangs, sending them flying towards Rocket Raccoon.
Rocket Raccoon points his blaster, opening fire at the boomerangs.
PIU!!! PIU!!!
KABOOM!!!
The boomerangs exploded upon making contact with the projectile, shocking Captain Boomerang.
Captain Boomerang: Aye! Me boomies!
Rocket Raccoon: Trust me pal, you've got more than your stupid boomerangs to worry about.
Captain Boomerang lunges forward, swinging his boomerangs at Rocket Raccoon.
Rocket scurries across the floor, dodging the attack before swinging the rifle right into Captain Boomerang's leg.
WHAP!!!
Captain Boomerang: ARGHHHH!!! Curse you rat!
Rocket was barely able to react when Captain Boomerang wraps his arms around him.
Rocket Raccoon: WAAHHHHHH!!!! Get your stinking paws off me!
Rocket swings his paws outwards, scratching right into Captain Boomerang's face.
Captain Boomerang: ARGHHHHHH!!!
Rocket Raccoon pulls out a blaster and he points it at Captain Boomerang's face, saying.
Rocket Raccoon: Sayonnara sucker.
BANG!!!
A loud gunshot rings across the air and Captain Boomerang's headless body falls onto the floor.
Plop!
Rocket Raccoon held up his rifle, blowing at the smoking tip.
KO!
Rocket turns to the rest of the Guardians and he cheers out.
Rocket Raccoon: Hey guys! I got one!
???: And I've got one as well.
Rocket Raccoon's face fell upon hearing a low menacing growl from behind.
Rocket Raccoon: Uh oh.
Rocket spun around, jumping back upon finding himself staring face to face with Killer Croc.
Rocket Raccoon: YAH!!! Man, you're one ugly motherfucker.
Killer Croc: And you are one delicious morsel.
Killer Croc retorts.
Rocket Raccoon: Nuh uh hosay! Ain't gonna be anybody's dinner tonight!
BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!
Loud gunshots rings across the streets as Rocket points his rifle right at Killer Croc, opening fire at the reptilian cannibal.
However to his horror, Killer Croc simply stood growling, dented bullets raining from his tough hide.
Rocket Raccoon: Uh oh.
Killer Croc opens his jaws, sinking his teeth right down onto the sentient Raccoon.
CHOMP!!! MUNCH!!!
Plop!
Pieces of what remains of Rocket Raccoon drops onto the floor as Killer Croc continues to feast on the animal.
KO!
Killer Croc: BLUARPP!!!!
Killer Croc burps out with a hint of self-satisfaction as he swipes his arm across his mouth, wiping away the blood and mangled fur caking his jaw.
Killer Croc: Ah. Fresh mammal.
Thud!
Just then, Killer Croc heard a sound from behind, causing him to turn.
Behind him, Mantis and Drax stares at Rocket's remains with a mixture of shock and disgust before Drax said to him.
Drax: Damn. You sick son of a bitch.
Killer Croc growls and he lunges forward, only to be stopped by a fireball.
FWOOSH!!!
Mantis points her hand out, throwing another burst of fire at Killer Croc.
FWOOSH!!!
Mantis: Drax! Now!
Drax sprints forward, holding onto his twin daggers and he jumps up, throwing a downward punch right into Killer Croc.
WHAM!!!
SLASH!!! SLASH!!! SLASH!!!
Drax swings his daggers across, cutting right into Killer Croc.
Mantis puts out her hand, ready to assist Drax when all of a sudden, she felt a strong blow strike her by the back.
WHAP!!!
Mantis: ARGHHHHHH!!!
Mantis looks back, finding herself facing Harley Quinn.
Harley Quinn: Sorry chump. Looks like you gotta go through me.
Mantis: YAHHHHHHH!!!
Mantis lunges herself outwards, slamming bodyfirst into Harley.
BAM!!!
As both women are locked in battle, Star Lord flies across the air, fleeing from Deadshot's ongoing fire.
BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!
Right at that moment, one of the bullets struck right into Star Lord's jet boosters.
SHOK!!! BOOM!!!
Star Lord: GAHHHHHH!!!
Star Lord screams out as he tumbles down from the sky, crashing onto the floor.
THUMP!!!!
Deadshot: Bullseye!
Deadshot steps towards Star Lord, pointing a gun right at him.
Deadshot: Any last words?
Star Lord: Yeah. Excelsior!
Without warning, Star Lord throws a grenade right into Deadshot before throwing a kick.
WHAM!!!
Deadshot: ARGHHHHH!!!
As the sniper backs away, the grenade immediately went off in a massive explosion.
KABOOM!!!
Plop! Plop!
As pieces of Deadshot rains onto the floor, Star Lord grins in triumph as he taps at his Walkman, performing a victory dance in the process.
Star Lord: Oh yeah!
KO!
While Star Lord is still celebrating his victory over Deadshot, both Gamora and Katana locked gaze at each other, panting in exhaustion.
Gamora: I've got to admit. You're tougher than you look.
Katana retorts back to Gamora in English.
Katana: You fight well for a monster.
Upon hearing her insult, Gamora scoffs out.
Gamora: Monster hah! Guess you haven't met my father.
WHOOSH!!!
Both Gamora and Katana sprints towards each other, their swords clashing across the air.
CLANG!!!
Twip!
Gamora pulls out a blaster abd she points it at Katana, opening fire at her.
BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!
Katana runs across the floor, dodging the projectiles before throwing out her leg, striking right into Gamora with a single kick.
WHAM!!!
Gamora: ARGHHHHH!!!
Angered, Gamora throws a hook across, striking Katana in the cheek.
WHAM!!!
CLANG!!!
Both Katana and Gamora locks their blades into each others, staring intendly at their opponent.
CLANG!!!
The two backs away and the swordwomen swings their blades at each other.
CLANG!!! CLANG!!! CLANG!!!
Just as Katana lunges out, Gamora threw herself forward, slamming herself into her.
WHAM!!!
Without thinking, both Gamora and Katana lifts up each others blades and they plunges it downwards, shoving it right into each others back along with their hearts in the process.
SHOK!!!
Both Gamora and Katana stood still, neither of them moving before the swordwomen collapses onto the floor, their swords lodged within their chests.
Double KO!
Upon finding his girlfriend dead, Star Lord screams out in both shock and anguish.
Star Lord: Gamora! No!
As Drax attempts to pull Killer Croc's jaw away from him, he looks to the side and he curses.
Drax: Shit! Not Gamora as well.
WHAM!!!
Drax threw out a kick, kicking Killer Croc back before pushing himself up.
At the same time, a loud shrill scream could be heard just as Mantis tumbles from the sky, crashing backfirst into Star Lord.
BAM!!!
Mantis and Star Lord: AAAHHHH!!!
At the same time, Harley stood beside El Diablo and Killer Croc, facing the opposing team.
Harley Quinn: Well, look's like we're the only ones left.
El Diablo: Don't worry......
FWOOSH!!!
El Diablo conjures up a burst of fire within his palm and he concludes his sentence.
El Diablo: We can beat them.
Meanwhile, Drax pulls both Mantis and Star Lord up and he ushers the pair.
Drax: Get up you lovebirds. The fight's ain't over yet.
Star Lord stares at the Suicide Squad and he points out.
Star Lord: Looks like we've down their numbers by half.
Mantis added.
Mantis: Our numbers have dwindled as well. We only have half of us left.
Drax sneers as he held up his daggers.
Drax: Three versus Three. Perfect!
Both sides stares at each other intendly before sprinting forward, charging towards the opposing side.
BAM!!!
A massive shockwave booms across the streets just as the remaining three members of the team clashes into each other.
As the members of each teams are lying sprawles on the floor, Killer Croc pushes himself up and he lunges forward, slamming right into Drax.
BAM!!!!
At the same time, Harley faces Mantis and she said to her in disgust.
Harley: Ew. I hate bugs.
Mantis: I am no bug.
Mantis shifts her hand upwards, sending a root bursting out of the road.
RUMBLE!!!
Harley jumps to the side, dodging the attack.
The clown pulls out a pie and she threw it across, sending it flying towards Mantis.
SPLAT!!!
The pie falls splat right into Mantis's face before going off in a massive explosion.
KABOOM!!!
Mantis: WAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Mantis screams out in agony as she was sent flying back from the explosion.
Harley pulls out her mallet and she runs up towards Mantis, slamming it down onto her.
WHAM!!!
Just as Harley raises up her mallet, preparing to slam it down onto her opponent, Mantis raises up her hands and she commanded.
Mantis: Stop!
WHOOM!!!
Almost instantly, Harley felt her entire body froze in place.
Harley: Huh?
Mantis launches herself up, placing both her hands right into Harley's head.
Mantis: Sleep.
Without warning, Harley felt herself getting sleepy and before she could even react, she falls onto her side, completely knocked out by the attack.
Plop!
Just as Harley is sound asleep, Mantis points her hand at her.
RUMBLE!!!!
A loud rumbling sound booms across the streets as a large root erects from the ground, wrapping around Harley tightly.
As the roots wrapped Harley in a make shift cocoon, Mantis said to her.
Mantis: Sleep tight clown.
KO!
Meanwhile, both Drax and Killer Croc are locked in battle, exchanging blows amongst each other.
WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!
Drax thrusts out his leg, kicking Killer Croc right in the body.
WHAM!!!
Killer Croc spun around, swinging his tail right into Drax.
WHAM!!!
Just as Drax staggers backwards, Killer Croc opens his jaws, biting down onto the Destroyer.
CHOMP!!!
Drax: ARGHHHHHH!!!!
Drax screams out in agony as he felt Killer Croc's sharp canines sinking down into his flesh.
The Destroyer picks up a dagger and he shoves it to the side, stabbing it right into Killer Croc's neck.
SHOK!!!
Killer Croc: MRRAWWWWWWWW!!!!
Killer Croc lets out a loud roar in agony as he felt the blade impaling him right in the neck.
Drax threw a left hook across Killer Croc's cheek.
WHAM!!!
Angered and maddened with rage, Killer Croc snaps his jaws at Drax in an attempt to bite the Destroyer.
SNAP!!! SNAP!!! SNAP!!!
Drax moves his head to the side, dodging the Crocodile's jaws of death before grabbing onto it.
Just as Killer Croc thrashes and struggles, Drax lets out a loud scream as he pulls his arms apart.
Drax: HUARGHHHHHHH!!!!
SHRIPPPPP!!!!
A loud ripping sound tears across the air before Killer Croc falls slump onto the floor, his jaw now completely ripped into half.
PLOP!!!
Drax pants as he pushes Killer Croc's carcass to the side, saying to him coldly.
Drax: This one's for eating my friend.
KO!
Both Drax and Mantis stood back, watching just as Star Lord is locked in battle with El Diablo.
El Diablo lets out a loud scream.
El Diablo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
FWOOSH!!!
A massive burst of fire exploded around the fiery man, forming a humanoid shape out of the blazing inferno.
Star Lord, Drax and Mantis watches with their eyes wide in horror as El Diablo stares down at them, now in the body of a fiery demon.
El Diablo: Tiempo para quemar gilipollas!
FWOOSH!!!
El Diablo unleashes a powerful explosion of fire, forcing Drax, Mantis and Star Lord to jump to the side.
PIU!!! PIU!!!
Star Lord steps towards El Diablo, firing repeated shots of lasers right at him.
El Diablo swings his arm across, slamming it right into Star Lord.
WHAM!!!
At the same time, Mantis thrusts out her hands, unleashing a torrent of fire right at El Diablo.
FWOOSH!!!
As the fire strikes onto the demon, El Diablo chuckles out maliciously.
El Diablo: Heh heh heh. Fighting fire with fire eh? No good for you!
El Diablo throws out his arm, sending a blazing fireball right at her.
FWOOSH!!!
BOOM!!!
Mantis: ARGHHHHHHH!!!!
Mantis screams out in agony as the fire strikes her right in her chest, causing a massive explosion.
As Mantis was blown back by the attack, Drax lunges forward, swinging his blade right at him.
FWOOSH!!!
El Diablo unleashes a burst of fire right into Drax, screaming out.
El Diablo: It's no use! Soon, you will all burn! All of you!
Drax: NGNNNNN!!!!
Drax grunts out as he pushes forward, ignoring the burning sensation as he edges himself closer towards El Diablo.
Shocked at Drax's persistence, El Diablo exclaims out in shock.
El Diablo: What?!
Drax: YAHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Destroyer screams out as he pushes on, closing in onto El Diablo.
Within reach, Drax grabs El Diablo tightly by his arms.
Grip!
El Diablo: NNOOOOOOOO!!!!
FWOOSH!!!
El Diablo screams out as he felt the flames around his body dying out, returning him back to his original state.
Drax looks up and he shouts.
Drax: Mantis! Now!
Mantis flew towards El Diablo, placing her hand at his head and she whispers out.
Mantis: Sleep.
WHOOM!!!
Within seconds, El Diablo felt himself getting sleepy, losing his strength as he falls forward.
WHOOSH!!!
At that moment, Star Lord flies forward with his one good jet booster and he said.
Star Lord: Well, it's time to end this.
Beep!
Star Lord taps onto a button, activating a bomb before chucking it across, throwing it right at El Diablo.
The bomb rolls onto El Diablo before going off in a massive explosion.
KABOOM!!!!
A massive burst of fire blazes across the floor, ending the life of the final member of the Suicide Squad.
Star Lord, Mantis and Drax stood back, staring at the dying fire burning in the crater.
Drax huffs out in mixture of exhaustion and relief.
Drax: It's over.
Mantis looks over at the bodies littered across the floor and she said to the two solemnly.
Mantis: We've lost our friends in battle.
Star Lord: Then let's us honor them. It's the least we can do for them.
Star Lord, Drax and Mantis then turns around, picking up the bodies of their fallen allies as the ground where El Diablo once stood continues to burn.
KO!
The winners are
The Guardians of the Galaxy
Advantages and disadvantages
Suicide Squad
More crafty
El Diablo and Killer Croc are strong enough to kill some of the Guardians
Weaker due to most of their members being only normal humans
Weaker weapons
Weaker durability
Guardians of the Galaxy
Smarter
More strategic
Stronger members due to some of them possessing super powers
Better weapons
Rocket Raccoon lacks durability
Groot is not invulnerable to fire
Victory quotes:
Star Lord: We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Gamora: Next time you cross paths with an intergalactic assassin, you'd be wise to stand down.
Rocket Raccoon: The Guardians of the Galaxy are nothing without me.
Groot: I am Groot
Drax: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.
Mantis: Well, then I am certainly grateful to be ugly!
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