Requested by tyler3214

When Peter Griffin starts a fight with Percy Jackson in the Half Blood Camp, only one can win this brawl

Author's note: Percy Jackson will not be allowed to use his Godly powers to make the fight fair

Percy Jackson

Expert Swordsmanship

Super Strength

Weapons

Anaklusmos

Sword made from Celestial Bronze

Disguises as a pen

Never gets lost

Feats

Strong enough to hold up the sky

Survived a cruise ship sized explosion

Capable of going toe-to-toe with Ares

Defeated Kronos

Was offered immortality by the Gods

Killed the Minotaur with one of it's horns

Helped defeat Setne, an ancient Egyptian Magician

Rescued his mother from the Underworld

Helped defeat Mother Gaia

Weakness

At a disadvantage in the air

Can be harmed by both Mortal and Olympian Weapons

Only a Mortal

Peter Griffin

Can Freeze Frame in mid-Air.

Shapeshifting.

Actually knows how to perform Hadokens and Shroiukens.

Once Every one he Touched Turned into Robin Williams. 

Insane Durability.

Some Times he doesn't React to pain at all.

Can Fart Fire.

Barfing.

Extremely Fast for his Size.

Had his Own Gravitational pull. 

Incredible Singing Voice.

An Incredible Fighter.

Road House.

Has his Own Theme Music (Cannot be Turned off).

Lost his hand, then regrew it near-instantaneously.

Said hand grew an entire body, becoming an evil clone.

Feats

Temporarily joined the New England Patriots; being one of their best players.

Got tackled by the entire Patriot team without any serious injuries.

Pushed a Car off a Cliff.

Survived Point Blank Explosions frequently.

Survived a beating from a group of deer with baseball bats.

Survived two logs Smashing his Head Flat.

Survived being crush by a piano.

Stole the Worlds Best Joke (Guess What? Chicken Butt).

Survived the earth exploding in the bad ending of Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse.

Survived Getting Mauled by a Moutain Lion.

Beat the Giant chicken multiple times.

Survived being Struck By Lightning.

Survived Getting his head cut off.

Took about 60 Tranquilizer Darts and still kept going.

Got Death a Girlfriend.

Fought Lois to a Stand Still.

Opened up a Church/Religion revolved around Happy Days.

Survived getting his flesh ripped off by the water pressure of a firehose. 

Survived getting crushed by a bus. 

Survived getting shot in the head twice. 

Nearly superhuman drinking abilities.

Defeated Mickey McFinnigan (Town-drunk of McSwiggan Village) in a drink-off. Mickey claims no one ever defeated him before.

Surprisingly a great piano player when drunk.

Beat the snot out of Lucy van Pelt.

Weakness

Can still die.

Peter's clones were destroyed by an explosion. 

Can still suffer (Short-term) brain damage 

He's Below Retarded.

Has been Easily knocked out before.

Bag of Nickles. 

Spinach doesn't help. 

Effortlessly overpowered by hiis neighbor Rob Gronkowski, who was outnumbered and eating 3 footlong sandwiches during the fight. 

Easily overwhelmed by Liam Neeson. 

Literally curb-stomped by Meg 

Was Once raped by a Breeding Bull.

As a Strawberry, he was raped by a worm.

Once bought Volcano Insurance; he lives in Road island

Fight

Half-Blood Camp

Percy Jackson sat on a rock, brooding quietly to himself.

Things of late has been pretty tense in the camp and Percy knew that it is only a matter of time before conflict escalates.

Exhausted from the day's activities, Percy pushes himself off the rock and he began trodding back to his tent, ready to call it a night.

However, all of a sudden, someone bumps into him, causing him to cry out in pain.

Percy: Yeow!!!

Percy spun and he saw a man with a rather obese built and a nasal voice shouting at him rudely.

Peter: Hey! Watch where you're going punk!

Not wanting to escalate any conflict in the camp, Percy apologizes to Peter Griffin purposely and sincerely.

Percy: Oh! I'm so sorry sir. Won't happen again. Please. Excuse me.

However, Peter Griffin is not willing to accept his apology.

Peter: No way man! You think I'm just gonna let you walk away.

Onlookers upon hearing Peter Griffin's outburst, began turning their heads towards the two.

Percy apologizes to Peter Griffin in an attempt to reason with him.

Percy: Please sir. I just apolpgized. Why are you doing this?

Peter Griffin answers back.

Peter: To beat you up for what you did!

Realizing he had no other options, Percy clenches his fist in a tight ball before raises them up, getting into a fighting stance.

Percy spoke to Peter Griffin.

Percy: Look man. It doesn't have to end this way.

However, Peter Griffin is beyond reasoning.

Peter: YAAHHHH!!!!!

Peter Griffin launches himself forward, ready to attack.

However, Percy swerves to the side, narrowingly dodging Peter Griffin.

Before Peter could even react, Percy swung around before throwing a kick.

BOK!!!!

Peter: Yeow!!

Peter screams out in pain as he staggers forward.

As Peter spun back to face Percy, all of a sudden, a fist struck Peter hard in the face.

CRACK!!!

As Peter staggers back, Percy swerves forward and he throws a hook, striking Peter hard in the side of his face.

CRACK!!!!

As Percy continues his onslaught on Peter, Pinkie Pie stares at the fight in shock while Deadpool gleefully pulls out his phone and he taps record, recording the entire scene with glee.

Deadpool happily piped.

Deadpool: Man. This is gonna get tons of views on Youtube!

Percy grunts as he throws a punch, sending Peter Griffin tumbling back.

BOK!!!! CRASH!!!!

Peter Griffin collapses onto the ground, dazed by the attack.

Percy stares down at Peter in contempt and he spat.

Percy: I didn't want to do this, but you forced me to.

Percy Jackson then spun around in contempt, thinking he had won.

However, the fight is far from over.

Peter Griffin suddenly pushes himself up, his body barely grazed by the attack.

PSST!!!! PSST!!

Peter dusts himself off his hands before saying to Percy.

Peter: Hey boy, I'm not done yet!

Shocked at Peter's resiliency, Percy halts in his tracks before turning around to face Peter.

Percy: What?

Peter storms towards Percy and he growls.

Peter: You punched me several times. And now it's pay back time!

Peter launches himself forward and he throws a punch, knocking Percy back.

CRACK!!!!

Peter suddenly spun around, pulls down his pants and without warning, he passes out a huge stream of fire.

Author's note: That was disturbingly disgusting to write

BUARP!!!!!

Percy: ARGH!!!!

Percy screams out in agony as the flames struck him, burning his skin slightly.

Peter launches himself forward and he slams his body straight into Percy, sending him tumbling back.

BOOM!!!!

As Percy crashes into a crate, Peter storms towards the Demi-God and he sneers.

Peter: Time for your punishment boy.

However, Percy is not willing to give up without a fight.

In what seems to be at the speed of lightning, Percy brandishes Anaklusmo and he swung it across Peter's hand.

SHHHCT!!!

Peter: Yahhh!!!!

Peter cries out in pain as his severed hand drops onto the ground, spewing blood.

Percy glares angrily at Peter and he shouts a warning towards Peter.

Percy: Consider this a warning. Leave or else I'll aim for your head next.

However, Peter's face suddenly switches from a feeling of agony to a feeling of nonchalance.

Peter: Nah.

To everyone's surprise, Peter's arm suddenly sprouted out a hand, instantly regenerating from the wound.

Percy's eyes widens in sheer horror at Peter's ability.

Judging by how much the wound has closed and healed, it was almost as if the hand has never been severed.

Peter narrows his eyes and he shouts at Percy.

Peter: You're gonna pay for that!

Peter then throws a punch, striking Percy across the face.

CRACK!!!

BAM!!!!

BOOM!!!!

Percy: Argh!!!!

Percy screams out in pain as he crashes backfirst onto the ground.

Peter then pulls back his arms, places his palms apart from each other and he began channelling blue energy.

Peter then launches the energy sphere right towards Percy Jackson, determined to end the fight once and for all.

Peter: HADOUKEN!

Peter then launches an enormous azure blue sphere of energy towards Percy, causing the Demi-God to scream in agony.

Percy: AHHHH!!!!

Percy's entire body convulves before it went off in a massive explosion.

KABOOM!!!!

The crowd watches with their eyes wide in shock and terror as Peter pats his palms together.

Peter then turns around and he happily piped.

Peter: There. Now let's get some marshmellows.

Peter then leaves the scene, leaving everyone staring at the crater dumbfounded.

KO!

The winner is

Peter Griffin

Advantages and disadvantages

Percy Jackson

Smarter

Better martial arts skills

Sword is able to harm Peter

Weaker

Not very durable

Peter Griffin

More durable

Stronger

Able to take pain

Not very intelligient

Victory quote:

Peter Griffin: Oh boy, I feel just like Tim Allen. I build stuff and have a criminal record

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