Lara Croft vs Indiana Jones
Requested by Egli004
The search of historic artifacts promises great adventure. And to commemorate the Tomb Raider movie, we are going to be pitting Lara Croft against Indiana Jones to see who is the better archealogist.
Lara Croft
Martial Arts Skills
Intelligeince
Expert Marksman Skills
Peak Human Stamina
Peak Human Endurance
Extensive Historical Knowledge
Experienced Adventurer
Arsenal
Dual Pistols
Heckler & Koch USP Match .45
Glock 17
Assault Rifles
Submachine Guns
Dual Ingram MAC-10 "Uzis"
Combat Shotgun
Competition Bow
Climbing Axe
Grappling Hook
Feats
Survived multiple plane crashes
Killed a T-Rex, Velociraptors & a dragon
Infiltrated and escaped Area 51
Pushed blocks of the Great Pyramid
Survived a 250 foot dive into a river
Twice battled Egyptian God Set
Defeated the God-Queen of Atlantis
Destroyed the Solarii Cult pretty much by herself
Found every Tomb on Yamatai Island
Endured a lot of physical and psychological damage on the Island
Defeated the Stormguard, Undead Samurai and a giant one at the end
Killed Mathias, leader of the Solarii and saved her friend Samantha Nishimura
Found many artifacts like:
Atlantean Scion, which activated the Great Pyramid
Dagger of Xian, which once plunged into the opponent's heart, will transform them into a dragon
Iris, which will teleport Lara everywhere, ignores gravity and can hover in mid air
Armour of Horus, which when successfully combined, summon the god Horus
Excalibur, King Arthur's sword
Thor's equipment: Mjölnir, Belt, Gauntlets
Weakness
Seems to suffer Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
Somewhat menatlly unhinged
A normal human with no superhuman abilities
Indiana Jones
Great Intelligience
Multilingual
Great Analytical and Observation Skills
Experienced Adventuer
Skilled Brawler
Excellent Marksman
Pure dumb luck
Weapons
455 Webley Revolver
Browning HP
M1917
The Bullwhip
Machete
The Crystal Skull
Grenades
RPG
Feats
Ran multiple operations for the Allies to disrupt Nazi forces around the world
Took on a tank and three trucks, with nothing but a horse, a single pistol, his whip, his fists and pure luck
Has survived and navigated through many trap-filled ruins, dungeons and temples, to the point where he can breeze through the vast majority with ease
Liberated the child slaves of the Thuggee
Defeated the sorcerer/high priest Mola Ram
Somehow managed to hang on to a Nazi submarine by the periscope for at least two days
Was appointed Colonel for the OSS during WWII
As dumb as it was, he did manage to survive a nuclear explosion unharmed in a refridgerator
Survived countless run-ins with the supernatural
Up to and including brushes with the wrath of God
Weakness
Phobia of snakes
A normal human with no superpowers
Despite being trained in the Marines, Indiana Jones mostly relies on picking up any random objects he can find and use it as a weapon
Mostly survives out of pure dumb luck
Fight
Island
After the encounter with Carmen Sandiego, Indiana Jones lowers himself down and he exhales a gust of breath.
Although Carmen did not put up much of a fight, she was indeed a rather tricky opponent.
Indiana Jones slips the ruby into his pocket and he thought to himself.
Indiana: Well, better get out of here before something happens.
Just as Indiana pushes himself up, all of a sudden....
SHOK!!!!
Indiana jumps back in shock as he stares at the tree.
Suck on it is an arrow.
Indiana turns his head up to investigate the source of the arrow.
Up on a tree, a girl stares down at Indiana before reaching out for another arrow.
SHOK!!!!
Another arrow sped downwards, striking the ground.
Indiana Jones looks up and he shouts out a question.
Indiana: Who are you? Why are you attacking me.
The girl stood up, readying another arrow as she answers Indiana's question.
???: I am Lara Croft and you have something I want.
Indiana stares at her before realization struck him.
Indiana: Wait. You mean the ruby?
Lara nods and Indiana shouts at her defiantly.
Indiana: No way girl. I ain't giving it to you!
Lara leaps off the tree, landing right in front of Indiana.
Thud!
Lara stood up and as she brandishes her climbing axe, she said to him.
Lara: Then I will have to take it from you.
Indiana brandishes a machete and he got into a fighting stance.
Indiana: I accept your challenge sister.
Both Lara and Indiana sprints towards each other and the two swung their weapons.
CLANG!!!
Lara swerves across before swinging her axe at Indiana.
But Indiana moves his head back, dodging the blow before bringing down his machete.
CLANG!!!!
Lara swung up her arm, shielding herself with her axe.
As Indiana pushes the machete downwards, just then, Lara throws up a kick, striking Indiana in the chest.
WHAM!!!
Indiana: OOF!!!
Indiana grunts as the kick struck him, sending him falling back.
As Indiana's machete lands onto the ground, Lara picks it up with her free hand before charging forward.
However, Indiana brandishes his whip and he swung it across.
CRACK!!!
Lara: Ahhh!!!
Lara cries out in pain as she felt a sharp pain in her hand.
The sheer burning impact of the whip causes Lara to release her grip, dropping the machete onto the ground.
Indiana pushes himself up and he swung his whip again.
CRACK!!!!
Lara: Ahhhh!!!
The whip struck Lara right in her shoulder, causing her to cry out in pain.
Lara narrows her eyes and she throws the axe towards Indiana.
Indiana swerves his head aside just as the axe struck onto a tree
SHOK!!!
Indiana moves his head back before swinging his whip at Lara.
CRACK!!!
Lara rolls across the ground as the whip snaps across a rock.
Lara whips out her dual pistols before pointing them at Indiana.
BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!
Lara opens fire at the archoelogist.
Indiana spun back and he leaps into a bush, dodging the bullets in the process.
Realizing that she had her opponent on the run, Lara dashes after Indiana, determined to hunt him down.
Cliff side
BUSH!!!
Lara jumps out of the bush and she looks around.
Just where is he?
As Lara is searching for him, Indiana crept slowly behind her and without warning, he whips out his revolver and he opens fire at Lara.
BANG!!!
Lara turns around and she jumps back just as the gunshots rings across the air.
Indiana points his revolver at Lara before opening continuous rounds of fire at her.
Lara points her dual pistols at Indiana and she returns fire.
BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!
Gunshots ring across the fire as both Archeologist exchanges blows with each other.
However...
CLICK! CLICK!
Lara stares at her pistols, realizing that they were empty.
Lara: Shit!
Realizing that Lara has ran out of bullets, Indiana points his gun at her and he opens fire.
BANG!!!
Lara swerves to the side, dodging the attack before tossing her empty pistols aside.
CLICK!!!
Lara whips out a shotgun and she cocks it before returning fire.
BANG!!!
As the bullet struck Indiana's hat, Indiana drops down onto the ground, cursing.
Indiana: Shoot!
Indiana points is revolver before opening fire at Lara.
BANG!!!
Lara hid behind a tree before turning back and opening fire.
BANG!!!
Indiana ducks underneath, dodging the attack before leaping behind a huge boulder.
BANG!!!!
CLICK!!!
Lara opens fire at the rock, the sheer impact of the bullet chipping the rock.
Realizing she had the upper hand, Lara kept her Shotgun before whipping out a Submachine Gun.
Behind the rock, Indiana tosses his revolver aside before whipping out his RPG.
Indian shifts himself close to the rock and he looks out.
Everything seems disturbingly quiet.
Indiana shifts himself back and he mutters to himself.
Indiana: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Behind a tree, Lara shifts herself to the edge of the tree and she stares at the rock.
Sweat pours down her forehead as she thought to herself.
Lara: As easy as it seems, that old man must be up to something. I better be cautious.
Both Lara and Indiana edges themselves out of their hiding spots, their fingers wrapped around their weapons.
As the two shifts outwards, just then, the two spots each other, causing them to jump.
Without wasting any second, both Indiana and Lara cocks their weapons before opening fire.
BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!
Bullets rains across the area, tearing apart trees and pebbles in an instant.
Lara moves across the bushes while Indiana moves through the trees.
As Indiana opens fire, Lara whips out a GLOCK 17 and she opens fire at Indiana.
BANG!!!
Indiana ducks behind a tree before peering out and opening fire.
BANG!!!
Both Indiana and Lara rushes out and two pounces onto each other.
WHUM!!!
Indiana pins Lara underneath him before he throws a punch, striking her right in the face.
WHAM!!!!
As Indiana throws another punch, Lara swung her head aside, dodging the blow before throwing up a punch.
WHAM!!!
Indiana: Argh!!!
Indiana grunts as he fell back from the attack.
Lara pushes herself up before launching herself towards him.
Indiana turns and he throws a punch.
However, Lara swung her arm across, parrying the punch before swerving back.
Before Indiana could react, Lara swung her hand downwards, swiping the ruby out of Indiana's pocket.
Lara: Gotcha!
Lara looks back as Indiana shouts.
Indiana: Hey! Give it back!
Indiana whips out a uzi and he opens fire at Lara.
BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!
However, Lara sprints across the area, dodging the bullets before launching herself right into Indiana.
BAM!!!
Indiana: Argh!!!
Indiana grunts as he felt Lara's entire body weight slam into him.
Lara pins Indiana underneath her before throwing three punches right into his face.
WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!
Indiana grunts as each punch struck him harder.
Lara then grabs Indiana by the shirt.
However, Indiana swung his hands underneath her arms before swinging them out, smacking her arms aside.
Lara threw a punch, striking Indiana in the face.
BAM!!!
As Indiana staggers back, just then, he felt emptiness on the ground below.
Indiana looks back and his eyes and jaws widens in sheer horror.
Indiana is now back against the edge of a cliff.
Lara then declares.
Lara: There's nowhere for you to run.
Angered, Indiana edges himself forward, his arms up before throwing a left hook at her.
Lara grunts as she ducks underneath, dodging Indiana's attack before throwing a kick.
WHAM!!!
The kick struck Indiana right in the chest, knocking him off the edge of the cliff.
Indiana: AHHHH!!!
Indiana screams as he fell back first down the cliff, tumbling down towards the dark abyss.
Lara then whips out a grenade, moves it close to her face, bites it, pulls the muzzle off before tossing the grenade downwards.
Within seconds....
KABOOM!!!!
The sound of the explosion rings across the jungle, shattering the silence.
Lara stares at the ruby in her hand before turning back, walking into the jungle.
As Lara walks back, she said to herself.
Lara: That guy sure did put up a good fight.
KO!
The winner is
Lara Croft
Advantages and disadvantages
Lara Croft
Faster
More Weapons
Physically Weaker
Not as experienced
Indiana Jones
Stronger
More Experienced
Not many weapons
Usually depends on luck to win his battles
Victory quote:
Lara Croft: A famous explorer once said, that the extraordinary is in what we do, not who we are. I'd finally set out to make my mark; to find adventure. But instead adventure found me. In our darkest moments, when life flashes before us, we find something; Something that keeps us going. Something that pushes us.
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