Requested by JohnathenYoungs

It's time for a love fight

Author's note: Normally I will put information of the charactets before the fight but since this is more of an attempt for love, there will be no need for information

Fight

Valentines Day

RING!!!!

Deadpool's alarm clock rang and Deadpool whips out a pistol and he opens fire at it, destroying the alarm clock.

Deadpool happily cheers out.

Deadpool: It's here! The day's finally here!

Deadpool happily skips towards the bathroom to freshen himself up.

Deadpool slips on a suit, sprays cologne into his armpits and he races downstairs.

Deadpool whips out a bouquet of flowers and he opens the door.

However, to his surprise, a yellow pony with a grilled cheese sandwich cutie mark on stood outside and he said.

???: Hold it right there!

Deadpool halts in his tracks and he questions the pony.

Deadpool: Excuse me mister but who are you?

The pony introduces himself.

???: I am Cheese Sandwich and you sir are standing in the way of my love!

Confused, Deadpool questions.

Deadpool: Huh? What are you talking about? What do you mean standing in the way of your love.

Cheese Sandwich: Don't play dumb. You were seeing Pinkie Pie.

As it suddenly dawns on Deadpool, Deadpool widens his eyes and he said.

Deadpool: Oh. Yeah I was seeing her.

Cheese Sandwich stops Deadpool in his tracks and he said.

Cheese Sandwich: Oh no you don't. You're gonna have to go through me.

Cheese Sandwich screams out in anger as he pounces onto Deadpool.

Pinkie Pie's house

Pinkie Pie yawns as she shot up from bed.

Pinkie Pie checks the calender and she excitely squeals.

Pinkie Pie sped downstairs and she cheers out.

Pinkie Pie: It's here! The day's finally here!

Pinkie Pie slides down, ready to meet up with the man of her life.

However, as she opens the door, a strange hooded figure stood in front of her door.

Pinkie studies the figure.

The figure is a tall slender woman cladded in a black hood.

But instead of a head, the woman has a skull on her head.

Pinkie Pie questions the woman.

Pinkie Pie: Hey, who are you lady? Can't you see it's Valentines Day.

The woman answers.

???: I am Death and you are to stay away from Wade Wilson.

Pinkie Pie: Huh? Oh yeah. Deadpool. Why? I'm dating him.

Death said to her.

Death: You stole him from me. And you shall pay with your life.

Death then pounces onto Pinkie Pie.

Later

Deadpool and Cheese Sandwich bursts open the door and what they saw causes them to widen their eyes in shock.

Pinkie Pie laughs as Death said to her.

Death: Oh oh! Did you know that Wade once broke his hand by punching Colossus?

Pinkie Pie laughs and she said.

Pinkie Pie: Ha ha! That was funny.

Deadpool lowers his arms and he questions.

Deadpool: Hey. What's going on?

Pinkie Pie turns and she screams out.

Pinkie Pie: Hey Deadpool!

Pinkie Pie launches herself towards Deadpool and she embraces him tightly.

She then extends her neck towards Cheese Sandwich and she began introducing him to Death.

Pinkie Pie: Cheese Sandwich, this is Death. Death meet Cheese Sandwich.

Cheese Sandwich approaches Death and he puts out a hand and he greeted.

Cheese Sandwich: Howdy.

Death bows and she greets him.

Death: Greetings.

Deadpool chuckles and he loudly declares.

Deadpool: Alright everybody, let's party!

   Music began playing as Pinkie Pie began singing out.

Pinkie Pie: I love pink things and chocolate's nice

Deadpool: And who doesn't like flowers in red and white?

Cheese Sandwich: On paper it's great

Death: The most romantic date

Adam: Unless you don't have a date

Carol: I don't wanna sound like an old hag

Superman: : But Valentine's Day is such a drag

Iroha: Just a reminder that I've never had a boyfriend in my life

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh

Raiden: Hey, I really hate this day

Gonna cry in my room and then dig my grave

Spawn: I thought I was nice

Asura: Thought I was worth a shot

Jean Grey: I thought someone could want me but apparently not

Yang Xiao Long: Hey, we don't have Valentines

Not one of us can seem to find a decent guy

Mamori: Well, I..

Mirei : Because they don't exist, I don't care what you say

Everyone: There's nothing worse than being single on Valentine's Day

Esdeath: Well, I wanna be a bride but I need a groom

FrostWing: You're probably not gonna find one hiding in your room

General Sharun: Hey, leave her alone!

Maurice: Yeah, it's hard to meet guys!

Shizuka: Especially when you know they're plotting your demise

Zatanna: I see the couples walking down the street

Tomoe: And I can't help but wonder 'What's wrong with me?'

Tundra: Why do we need a stupid holiday?

Green Lantern: To rub in what I don't have in my face

David Bowie: Girls, we got a lot to do, I need good energy to focus on you

Ghost: Is she serious?

Austin: At a time like this?

Sara: I'm pretty sure she's being blinded by her ignorant bliss

Silver: Well that's just not fair

Everyone: Hey, don't make us work today, we need forty eight hours just to grief this pain

Cynder: You guys are so dramatic

Glare: You don't know what it's like!

Android 21: I'm gonna be alone for the rest of my life!

Everyone: Hey, we should just give up now

If things were gonna change they would've gotten better by now

Ash: You've barely even tried

Brock: Easy for you to say!

Misty: You're not the one who's single on Valentine's Day

Esdeath:  Ok, everyone sit down right now

This has gone way too far

You can't be serious, you really believe you've got so much

To give, you think no one can see

Iroha, you're generous

Raiden, you're smart

Mamori you've got such a compassionate heart

Yang, you're funny

And Superman, you're kind

Pull it together, you guys are losing your minds

This stupid holiday doesn't define your life

And I'm not just saying that cause I'm about to be a wife

David Bowie: Oooh, that rock though

Everyone: Hey, I guess it's not that bad

We could all have boyfriends and still be sad

Jean Grey: We've got no one to fight with

Mirei: No one to complain

Yang Xiao Long: If I wanna leave my hair in the shower drain

Everyone: Hey Esdeath, thanks a lot

For giving us perspective on what we got

Raiden: We have freedom

Asura: Open schedules

Spawn: No drama

Esdeath: Hey guys, I've really been meaning to tell you this

But umm.. I actually have plans tonight

It's nothing crazy, but I got asked out

I didn't want to abandon you guys, but I actually have to leave now

Esdeath planted a kiss on FrostWing's cheek and she began pulling him and General Sharun along.

General Sharun embraces FrostWing and she said.

General Sharun: You're all ours for tonight FrostWing.

Everyone stares at her dumbfounded before they accuses her in unison

Everyone: Traitor!

Deadpool shrugs and he said.

Deadpool: Oh well, you live only once.

With that, everyone began kissing their love ones on this Valentines Day.

KO!

                                                             HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

                                                                                   EVERYONE

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