Requested by Jeonisus

When the Nerd and the Critic were confronted by their old enemies, both rivals must put aside their differences in order to take them down.

Angry Video Game Nerd

Power Suit

Super Mecha Death Christ

Hand-to-Hand Combat

Pens

NES Zapper

Feats

Beaten the Joker, Bugs Bunny, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface and Micheal Myers

Survived a close shaved encounter with the Blood-stain bears

Beaten the Ghostbusters NES game but only with the help of Game Genie

Despite how he thinks of himself, The Nerd is willing to put himself at risk to protect his fanbase

Defeated the Critic once

Destroyed many bad games in the past

Weakness

Poor bowel movements

Major anger issues

Prefers to spend his time playing games he hates

Anti-social

Mean to his guests a lot

Secretly has a fetish for torture, which explains he loves playing bad games despite the pain it gives him

Nostalgia Critic

Gun

Immortality

Sharp shooting skills

Martial arts skills

Intelligience

Feats

Criticizes a work for acting insensitive about real life events, such as The Legend of the Titanic animated movie, which turned the disaster into a cliched message against whaling and established that all the passengers onboard survived the sinking.

Humiliates the TMZ crew with inappropriate footage of themselves, and tells them that if they kept asking people on the internet to forget about it then they would, which would actually cause people to remember even more.

Manages to form a temporary truce with his female counterpart, the Nostalgia Chick due to a bad movies

Successful in taking over the micronation of Molossia

Defeated Insano

Died many times and resurrected many times

Weakness

Shaved his beard due to losing his bet on the Presidential Election

Failed twice in his attempt to take over Molossia

Despite his success in his conquest for Molossia, The Critic did not take any action at the nation's financial crisis, resulting in him getting overthrown

In his acts, The Critic fails to stay in character and accidentally continued to show his bare crotch due to his short skirt.

Tends to go berserk at the mere mention of the "Bat Credit Card"

Once went insane over the Batman and Robin review that he tried to kill himself many times and all sharp objects, even his tie, were confiscated from him.

Has poor mental health

Always tends to shoot, swear and threaten others

Apparently commited suicide via self-immolation by fire after viewing Ghost Dad and became a ghost, although this was merely revenge on Malcolm and Tamara for what they did to him in the Wicker Man review.

Lost against the Angry Video Game Nerd

Knocked out by an upskirt scene in Surburban Knights

Freddy Krueger

Pyrokinesis

Super Strength

Superhuman Durability

Superhuman Speed

Expert Martial Arts Skills

Immortality

Soul Absorbing

Great Intelligience

Teleportation

Telekinesis

Mind Reading

Shapeshifting

Regeneration

Possession

Gears

Clawed Glove

Freddy's primary weapon of choice

Made by himself from before he died

A semi-metal gauntlet with 4 knives attached to the fingers

Used to stab and cut the opponent into shreds

Demonic Gloves

A pair of two demonically enhanced gloves

Freddy got these after he was pulled into the real world by Shao Khan

Seem to boost his physical abilities

Allowed Freddy to fight on par with some of Mortal Kombat's most iconic characters

Gives Freddy several abilities (See above)

Took these into the dream world after he was forced back in by Nightwolf

Feats

In life, was a notorious child murderer who took 20 lives

Through luck, escaped a prison sentence

Upon his death, was given the opportunity to become a Dream Demon

Later came back to kill the children of the parents who killed him

Over the course of several movies, took the lives of more people

Over the course of several movies, has made several almost successful attempts at returning to the living world

Was responsible for one of Jason Voorhees' revivals

Fought Jason Voorhees to a draw

Sorta as his severed head is winking to the audience

Fought both Jason Voorhees and Ash Williams

Briefly became a god in the Real World with the use of the Necronomicon

Killed Shao Khan in reality (Non-Canon)

Briefly had his own holiday in Los Angeles

Weakness

Despite his power in the Dream World still seems to feel pain

Granted it doesn't usually effect him in the long run

Can be dragged into the real world

Requires his foe knows they're in a dream

Requires that they don't fear him

Also requires that they get a hold of him

His foes can be brought back into the real world via outside sources

Such as being burned by a fire while they're asleep

This won't bring Freddy out unless they have a hold on him

His victims can still fight back if they have enough ability and willpower

Has a nasty habit of toying with his foes minds before killing them

To be fair a good amount of his victims usually can't do shit to stop him

Is still cocky because of this

Has a vulnerability to holy objects

Even if he is possessing someone, they can still be gotten through to

This will also result in another death

If he is shown a mirror, it will cause the souls in his body to tear him apart and kill him

If he is not remembered or feared by many, he will be unable to revive from death

This also greatly weakens his Dream World powers

The Necronomicon can find him unworthy and take away his powers

And this includes the powers he had without the Necronomicon

Jason Voorhees

Resurrection

Healing Factor

Superhuman Strength

Teleportation

Possession

Hypnotizing Heart

Superhuman Durability

Invulnerability

Gears

Machete

Axe

Chains

Jason X Armor

Bow and Arrows

Future Machete

Can use almost anything in the environment as a weapon

Feats

Killed Countless People.

Fought and defeated Freddy Krueger.

Actually held his own against Freddy in the Dream World where he is at his strongest.

Survived being stabbed with his own machete.

Survived having his eyes being gouged out by Freddy Krueger's clawed glove.

Stood toe to toe against Mortal Kombat characters with his own set of moves.

Can decapitate people with a single punch.

Falls off a mountain and walks it off.

Killed the 1%.

Threw a playground ride hard enough to cause a helicopter to crash.

Survived being electrocuted, drowned, execution by Firing Squad, a build falling on top of him, and even being hung and is still going.

Lifted and threw a car.

Stomps his foot through two people.

Is able to beat the force of the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis.

Survived an Explosion that Sent him into space (Twice).

Can survive The Vacuum Of Space.

Survived a Fall from Space.

Survived a black hole (Jason X novel).

Capable of tearing limbs off with his bare hands.

Weakness

Is almost always killed by teenagers, once by a kid, in the climax of his movies.

Can be killed by decapitation.

Was melted by toxic waste.

Can be dragged back into hell.

Can be imprisoned if trapped in the waters of Crystal Lake and can't escape without outside help.

Despite having the endurance to survive fatal organ damage; has no superhuman durability. Can be amputated and dismembered just as easily as any other human.

Moves very slowly.

Low intelligence and insane.

His intentions are predictable.

Is easily influenced by his mother, or anyone who resembles her.

Has no effective long-range weaponry.

Fight

Previously on what if battles

The Critic laughs as he continues to fire Sith Lightning at him.

The Critic: Power!

The sheer power of the Sith Lightning began to bring The Nerd to his knees, tearing apart his armour in the process.

The Critic laughs maniacally, thinking he had won but however, The Nerd still has a trick up his sleeve.

As The Critic laughs, all of a sudden, The Nerd pulls out his ultimate weapon, the Power Glove.

The Critic gasps as The Nerd throws a pen into his chest, causing him to scream in pain.

The Nerd charges forward and he throws a punch, striking The Critic hard in the face, instantly killing him.

The Nerd and stood up and he looks down, shocked at his victory.

Victorious, The Nerd kept his weapons and he went into his room, ready to celebrate his victory by drinking and playing bad NES games.

But as The Nerd left, The Critic lifts his bloodied hand up, seemingly resurrected from the dead.

Present

The Nerd: This game sucks.

The Nerd comments as he taps on the remote control.

On the screen, The Nerd shifts the joystick, making the playable character dash forward, sprinting right into a pixelated rat.

As the character touches the rat, the character jumps back and his body blinks, seemingly taking damage from the touch.

The Nerd: #$%!\!

The Nerd curses out as he throws the remote onto the ground.

CRACK!!!

The Nerd: This is impossible! How am I supposed to beat this?!

Knock knock!

At that moment, The Nerd heard a knock on the door.

The Nerd: What the.....sigh

The Nerd sighs to himself and he stood up, walking to the door.

The Nerd: Who the @#$%is it?

The Nerd questions in annoyance as he grips the door knob, pulling the door open.

However, just as he swung open the door, The Nerd suddenly found himself staring right into the black holes of a hockey mask.

The Nerd: GAHHHHHH!!!!

The Nerd screams out as the strange throws out his fist, striking the Nerd hard in the face.

WHAM!!!

At the same time

The Critic: So Lorey agrees to go inside the dream to bring Freddy to the real world so that Jason can kill him......because as we all know, when you sleep really close together, you dream the same dream. Um, science.

Lorey: Just give me fifteen minutes and wake me up.

The Critic: And where's my Inception Balm!

DUHHHH!!!

The Critic shot his face towards the screen, showing a rather angry face at the viewers.

The Critic then continues his review.

The Critic: She goes inside Jason's dream where she sees Freddy torturing him.

As the scene of children harassing young Jason plays out, Lorey turns to a pair of camp counselors making out with each other and she questions out.

Lorey: Aren't you going to help the kids?

However, as one of them turns around, he then began revealing his burned and disfigured face towards her, holding up a limp body of a female camp counselor.

Lorey's eyes widens in sheer horror as Freddy Kreuger said to her crudely.

Freddy: It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet. Ha ha ha ha!

As Lorey gasps in horror, Freddy bursts out in sinister laughter as he held up the dead counselor's hand and he shifts it up and down, waving it at her.

The Critic: Ha ha ha ha! You know, that wave is so happy they should run it at the end of Beverely Hill Billies.

However, at that moment, The Critic heard a light tap on the screen.

Tap! Tap!

The Critic: Hm? What was that?

As the Critic leans his face close to the screen, all of a sudden, a clawed hand shot out of the screen and everything went black.

Later

The Nerd: Ohhhh....

The Critic: Ow....

The Nerd and Critic: Where am I....wha...

Both the Nerd and the Critic stops in midsentence as the two slowly turns their heads towards each other.

The Nerd: WAAHHHHHH!!!!

The Critic: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Both the Nerd and the Critic screams out as they fall onto the ground, edging further away from each other.

The Nerd: Critic? What the @#$% are you doing here?

The Nerd questions.

The Critic: I dunno, what in the @#$% blazes are you doing here?

The Nerd then pauses before he asks the Critic.

The Nerd: Aren't you supposed to be dead?

The Critic: Dead? Ha!

The Critic laughs out and he scoffs.

The Critic: I can't die. This isn't even the first time I came back from the dead.

The Nerd then looks around and he questions.

The Nerd: Where are we?

The Critic looks around and he answers.

The Critic: Beats me.

However, just then, the two heard a malicious laughter boom across the room.

???: Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Shocked, both the Nerd and the Critic jumps up and the Critic questions out in shock.

The Critic: What was that?

???: Remember me?

POOF!!!

Without warning, a sudden burst of smoke poofs right in front of the pair, causing them to jump.

The Nerd and the Critic: What?!

Right in front of them, a tall lanky man with a disfigured face and a clawed glow on his hand stood over them, cackling maliciously at them.

The two widens his eyes in shock and horror as the two exclaims in unison.

The Nerd and the Critic: Freddy Krueger?!

Freddy: Ha ha. Missed me? You two looked like you've seen a ghost.

The Nerd stares at him and he questions in disbelief.

The Nerd: But how? I thought I killed you back then.

The Dream Demon cackles maniacally and he said.

Freddy: Ha ha. You can never kill me you stupid nerd.

The Critic looks at him in confusion and he asks Freddy.

The Critic: Can't kill you? But what about the times you've died in the movies?

Freddy's eyes narrows and he said in annoyance.

Freddy: Those are non-ca.....ah forget it! Jason! Let's kill those two critics.

The Nerd and the Critic: Jason?!

Both the Nerd and the Critic looks at each other as a large cloud of smoke shrouds into the room.

Tsh tsh he he!

At that moment, a large and tall man wearing a hockey mask  walks into the room, wielding a huge machete.

The Critic looks up and he curses.

The Critic: Ah shit!

Both the Critic and the Nerd stood up and the Nerd said to his rival.

The Nerd: I do not like you, but considering the situation we're in, I am going to need your help.

The Critic: I couldn't agree more.

The Nerd sprints forward while the Critic whips out his handgun.

The Critic: Yahhh!!!

The Critic screams out as he opens fire at both Jason Voorhees.

BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!

However, Jason simply walks forward, ignoring the bullets piercing through his skin.

At the same time, The Nerd throws out his palms as he yells out.

The Nerd: Hadouken!

The Nerd launches a sphere of energy right at Freddy, only for the Dream Demon to swing his hand forward, launching a ball of fire at it.

FWOOSH!!!

KABOOM!!!

Both projectiles went off in an explosion just as they collided in mid air.

As the Nerd stood there, all of a sudden, Freddy bursts out from a stream of fire.

FWOOSH!!!

As the Nerd spun around, Freddy swung his claws across him.

SLASH!!!

The Nerd: ARGHHHH!!!

The Nerd screams out as he staggers forward from the attack.

As he spun around Freddy Krueger smirks as he steps towards him.

At the same time, The Critic backs away as he continues to open fire at Jason.

BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!

Click! Click!

However, at that moment, the Critic realizes his gun cannister is empty, causing him to curse.

The Critic: Aw shit!

The Critic throws the gun at Jason and he dashes across the room.

Piak!

Jason swung his machete across, smacking the empty gun aside before walking forward.

The Critic swipes into his pocket, pulling out a pencil.

Upon looking at the pencil, The Critic's mouth twists into a smirk.

The Critic: Ah yes. John Wick's pencil.

As Jason closes in, the Critic sprints forward and he swung his arm forward, slamming the pencil right into Jason's chest.

SHOK!!!

However, Jason simply looks down at him, barely fazed by the attack.

The Critic: Uh oh.

As Jason raises up his arm, the Critic smiles nervously as he points at his glasses, questioning.

The Critic: Uh....you wouldn't dare hit a guy with glasses do you?

Despite the Critic's plea, Jason crudely swung his arm across, slapping the Critic right across the cheek.

WHAM!!!

The Critic: OWWW!!!

The Critic screams out as he was sent flying across the room.

As the Critic slides across the floor, just then, he felt his face touch something flat

Tong!

The Critic: Huh?

As the Critic pushes himself up, he notices a large metal plate on the floor.

A metal plate with the colours red, white and blue on it along with a star on the centre.

Just as Jason swung his arm up, preparing to strike the Critic down, the Critic grabs the shield and he raises it up, shielding himself from the attack.

CLANG!!!

As Jason moves back, the Critic throws a kick, striking Jason right in the chest.

WHAM!!!

At that moment, the Critic spun around and he looks.

Right in front of him, Freddy swung his claws at the Nerd, forcing the Nerd to jump back.

The Critic throws the shield across the air, sending it flying towards Freddy.

WHHIIIIII.....

CLANG!!!

Freddy: ARGHHHH!!!!

Freddy screams out as he felt a sharp metal object strike him from the back.

The Critic laughs out and he loudly declares.

The Critic: Aw yeah! I can do this all day!

POOF!!!

However, without warning, a cloud of smoke appears right in front of him and before the Critic could even react, a large fist flies out of the smoke, striking him right in the face.

BAM!!!

The Critic: ARGHHHH!!!

The Nerd looks up and he said to Freddy.

The Nerd: Alright Freddy, if you wanna play tough, let's see how you handle...

The Nerd whips out a kunai and he screams out.

The Nerd: This! GET OVER HERE!!!

Twip!

The Nerd launches the kunai at Freddy, forcing the Dream Demon to swerve to the side.

The kunai flies across the room before striking Jason right in the back.

SHOK!!!

As Jason looks up, all of a sudden, the zombie felt his entire body getting tugged by a strong powerful force, sending him flying across the room.

WHOOSH!!!

Assuming that his opponent has missed his intended target, Freddy points a finger at the Nerd and he laughs out.

Freddy: Ha! You missed.

The Nerd: I wasn't aiming for you dip shit!

Freddy: Wah?

As Freddy spun around, without warning, he grits his teeth as he felt Jason's sheer weight and body slam right into him.

BAM!!!

Freddy: ARGHHHH!!!

As both Freddy and Jason lay sprawled onto the floor, the Nerd whips out Medusa's head and he points it at the two, screaming out.

The Nerd: Cheers love!

Freddy: Wah?

At that moment, both Freddy and Jason looks up and almost instantly, their entire body hardens as they freezes in place.

CRACKKK!!!

As both Freddy and Jason lay frozen in place, the Critic and the Nerd looks at each other across the room and they nods in unison.

The Critic: You ready for this?

The Nerd nods and he said.

The Nerd: You betcha

VOOOMMMM!!!!

The Nerd slowly takes off his glasses as his irises flashes red.

At the same time, the Critic puts his palms close to each other and a small energy sphere forms within his palms.

VOOOOMMMMM!!!

The Critic: Ka......Me.......Ha.......Me.....

VOOMMMM!!!

As the energy from his palms grows larger, the Critic throws out his palms, unleashing a powerful energy wave across the room.

The Critic: HHHAAAAAA!!!!

THOOM!!!!

At the same time, the Nerd throws his head forward as he screams out, unleashing a powerful crimson eye laser across the room.

The Nerd: HAAAAAAAA!!!!

THOOM!!!

Both powerful streams of energy flies across the room before striking right into the stone statues of Freddy and Jason.

THOOM!!!

As the blasts struck them, both Freddy and Jason's body began to slowly disintergrate into dust before they went out in a massive explosion.

KABOOM!!!!

A massive stream of fire bursts across the room, burning right in the centre of the floor.

The Nerd places his glasses back over his eyes and he turns just as the Critic approaches him.

The Critic: Well. I'm glad that's over.

The Nerd: Yeah. I really hope we never have to see them again.

The Nerd agrees.

The Critic then proposes to the Nerd.

The Critic: So what you say pal? Wanna go watch Deadpool 2?

The Nerd shrugs and he agrees.

The Nerd: Sure. Then after that, let's go play some shitty X-Men games.

The Critic: Alright, let's go!

With that, both the Nerd and the Critic walks out of the building, leaving whatever remains of Freddy and Jason burning into nothingness.

KO!

The winners are

Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic

Advantages and disadvantages

Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic

Stronger

Movie and game references gave them all the power to beat Freddy and Jason

Physically weaker

Just regular humans with no superhuman durabilities

Normal weapons are incapable of killing Freddy and Jason

Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees

Physically stronger

Tougher

Weaker

Has lost against the Nerd and the Critic before

Despite their apparent immortality, both Freddy and Jason can still be killed

Victory quote:

The Nerd:  I'm the domination of the Internet

The Critic: Make yourselves comfortable everybody, for we have given birth to the greatest nation ever known, we have given birth....to KICKASSIA!!!

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