Requested by daleketchup

Hellsing vs Friday the 13th, two undead regenerative and relentless killers hacks into a gruesome battle to the death

https://youtu.be/92H3Mscg7QQ

<Cue: Invader Theme>

Toomi: Killers can come in all shapes and sizes, whether it is a man in a ghost mask or a man with a chainsaw

Megumi: And these two would do anything to kill their enemies

Toomi: Such as Father Alexander Anderson, the Vatican Vampire Slayer,

Megumi: And Jason Voorhees, the zombie killer of Crystal Lake, she's Sachi-san, Toomi-san and I'm Megumi-san.

Sachi: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle

Alexander Anderson crusades What if Battles

https://youtu.be/bDwNbi-3O-k

<Cue: Don't Give Up On Me by Andy Grammer>

Toomi: Alexander Anderson serves as a Vatican priest, working as a vampire purifier and slayer for the Iscariot branch of the Vatican.

Megumi: And he has a really neat Scottish accent if I do say so myself.

https://youtu.be/aUOipWicozs

Anderson: Speak up men of God! Tell them who you are!

Sachi: Actually Alexander isn't really scottish. He is potrayed to have it by Steven Brand but in actual fact, he has no nationality.

Megumi: Wow really?

Toomi: Anyway, being a Catholic extremist, Anderson takes great hatred towards Protestants and non-believers of Christ, even wanting to hunt down Alucard for being a vampire

Megumi: And after the Major declares war against England, Anderson brings the rest of Iscariot with him to England and saves Integra from a group of Nazi vampires.

Sachi: And when Maxwell arrived into England with an army of the Holy Crusades...

Megumi: You mean Ku Klux Clan.

Sachi: ...Anderson believes Enrico has quit serving God and now only serves his own power. 

Toomi: And right when Alucard releases his Level Zero powers, sending an army of dead souls across the city, Anderson then betrays Maxwell before confronting Alucard.

Megumi: And thanks to Alucard's gun Jackal, he blew off Anderson's arm with the latter being unable to regenerate it. But did that stop him? No.

https://youtu.be/gdzlOO4VwG0

<Shows footages of Anderson cutting through Familiars>

Megumi: Damn, that's some Zoro shit right there!

Sachi: But when the Iscariots arrived to help, they managed to take out a mass number of Alucard's familiars by suicide bombing, Anderson then transforms into a monster in a final attempt to kill Alucard, which he almost succeeded.

Toomi: But Alucard then kills him though Anderson died a surprisingly peaceful death, leaving Alucard respecting him greatly before disintergrating into dust.

Megumi: That's what I like when it comes to a good enemy, is that if you can both leave respecting each others strength

Toomi: As Iscariots trump card, Anderson possesses great strength, regeneration and power, being the only person aside from the Captain to rival Alucard in power.

Megumi: He's also armed with a pair of bayonnets which he can not only use as swords but also utilize them as explosive chains or even throw them as shurikens. Heck, he even broke reinforced glass with one.

Sachi: And with his Holy Scriptures, Anderson can use them to create Holy Barriers to ward off Vampires like Seras, teleport himself anywhere and even ensnaring foes.

Alexander Anderson

Superhuman strength

Superhuman speed/agility

Advanced regeneration

Limited range teleportation

Enhanced durability

Advanced combat

Blessed weaponry

Holy barriers

Occult knowledge

Immortality

Invulnerability

Transform into the "Monster of God"

Enhanced strength and speed

Shape shifting

Pyrokinesis

Toomi: But Anderson has a trump card which helps him remove his human weaknesses. One of the nails of Helena.

Megumi: Nails of Helena? Wait, isn't that the nails that was used to crucify Jesus Christ?!

Sachi: Yes.

Megumi: Wow. So I guess by stabbing himself with it, all that Holy juice that tainted the nail transformed Anderson into a monster.

https://youtu.be/WlTEfdy_leo

<Shows footages of Anderson becoming a monster>

Megumi: Holy shit! I did not expect it to turn him into that..thing! That looks disgusting.

Toomi: By imbuing himself with the Nail's power, Anderson's strength and speed increases even further, enabling him to attack Alucard before he could react and even almost killing him

Sachi: And with all the vines around him, Anderson can not only use them to ensnare his victims but he can even infuse his bayonets with the vines to generate the flames. This let Anderson raze the London capital by creating wildfires bigger than city blocks.

Toomi: Even before becoming a monster, Anderson's regeneration has allowed him to shrug off damage from automatic gunfire and high-caliber rounds and even once healed after getting shot point blank by Alucard's Casull which fires massive explosive bullets

Megumi: He's also strong enough to hack through armies of Nazi Vampires and even once shattered reinforced glass by throwing a bayonet.

Sachi: Just to note, in real life cases, it takes about 24,000 psi strength of the glass is 25,000*0.0025 or 60 pounds of force. So we can conclude that the single throw emits about 24000 psi.

Megumi: No kidding! And that is coming from a man who can still cut through familiars even with his arm blown off

https://youtu.be/gdzlOO4VwG0

Anderson: More! More! More!

Feats

Held his own against Alucard

Stronger than Alucard, while transformed into the "Monster of God"

Faster than Alucard, while transformed into the "Monster of God"

Has stronger regeneration of most vampires and sometimes even Alucard (depending on which level he's using)

He is able to shrug off automatic-gunfire from multiple simultaneously firing weapons (none of which even pierce his flesh), and even Alucard's explosive silver bullets fired from the casull. This gun along with many other mystical weapons are the only known weapons that can actually harm him

He is capable of slicing a subway car in two using only his bayonets

He was able to stagger a being such as Alucard with a single punch; especially considering Alucard takes high caliber bullets to the chest standing up and is unfazed.

He can easily throw bayonets with enough force to pierce human skulls

His speed and reflexes are sufficient enough to dodge bullets and even take Alucard by suprise

He is the only character to come close of killing Alucard

Toomi: And just to note, in the entire series, Alucard is considered to be so powerful that literally a lot of vampires can't seem to match him but with or without the Nail, Anderson is the one other person who not only matches him in strength but is also the first and only opponent who actually came close to killing him!

Megumi: Now I can see why Alucard even deemed him worthy enough to kill him

Toomi: Though as superhuman as he is, Anderson is far from invincible, with the gun Jackal which is designed against regenerative opponents, Alucard was not only able to blow off a huge chunk of his arm but Anderson is also unable to regenerate the damage

Sachi: And considering the kind of time the anime takes place, Anderson habours really deep hatred for Protestants, which I can't exactly blame him.

Weakness

Regeneration is limited

The Jackal which is a gun designed against regenerative foes blew off Anderson's arm, leaving him unable to regenerate

Habours deep hatred for non-believers of Gods and Protestants

Lost his humanity by becoming a monster

Despite his enhancements, Anderson was killed by Alucard

Toomi: And to top it off, Anderson ironically became the one thing he was intending to destroy, a monster. By infusing himself with the Nail of Helena, Anderson lost his humanity which also ruined Alucard's wishes to be killed by a human

Sachi: And even by doing that, he still lost to Alucard nonetheless

Megumi: But move over Buffy, cause Alexander Anderson's a way better vampire slayer than your ever will be.

https://youtu.be/1hvMvP07uuE

Anderson: Now! Show them who you are soldiers of Iscariots! We are apostles yet no apostles! We are believers yet not believers! We are disciples yet not disciples! We are heretics yet not heretics! We are soldiers in the service of death who bow our heads in reverence to our Lord and whose prayers are found in the weathered bodies of our enemies! A poison served at every supper, a diner's flesh in the moonlight! We are the apostle of the Judas Iscariot, we are his Holy Folk of assassins and upon the hour at which we were called, we cast our thirty pieces of silver into the site of the Holy and hang ourselves with a robust 

Jason Voorhees slaughters What if Battles

https://youtu.be/Nqqx5uF8Ip0

<Cue: Happy Photography by TURN>

Toomi: Born in the 1940s as a physically and mentally disabled boy, Jason Voorhees was put into Camp Crystal Lake by his loving mother when he was 11

Megumi: But because of how 'special' he is, the kids began bullying him, throwing him into the lake to drown him while the councellors assigned to watch him were making love instead.

https://youtu.be/kk2HQ0hCGTE

Pamela: They were making love while that young boy drowned!

Megumi: Geez, I don't know what's more important to adults these days, having sex or saving a kid.

Sachi: Heartbroken and madden by the death of her son, Pamela then went on a massacre, killing most of the camp councellors before being decapitated by the last surviving one.

Megumi: And that is when Jason resurrected into a large zombie slasher.

https://youtu.be/JjmpxUFB4i4

<Shows footages of Jason pulling the knife out of his head before tossing it onto the floor, facing his opponent>

Sachi: And that is the day that Jason rises, killing park goers who steps into the camp grounds. Which always ends with him getting killed by teenagers.

Toomi: And he faces off against Freddy Krueger in a crossover movie.

Sachi: Being a zombie, Jason Voorhees possesses incredible durability and healing, able to shrug off attacks that would normally kill or maim an ordinary person.

Toomi: He also possesses superhuman strength, being able to lift people up with ease and even rip off human limbs.

Megumi: But he is never far without his signature machete, which he often times uses to cut people up.

Sachi: Jason is also very adaptable, being able to use almost anything he finds as a weapon, ranging from sledgehammers to axes.

https://youtu.be/hg-gVmXJhTU

<Shows footages of Jason killing a woman by slamming an axe into her groin before slamming it into her neck.>

Megumi: Yeoch!

Jason Voorhees

Resurrection

Seemingly comes back stronger with each resurrection

Healing Factor

Superhuman Strength

Teleportation

Possession

Hypnotizing Heart

Superhuman Durability

Invulnerability

Machete

Toomi: And Jason Voorhees is also able to teleport, using the lakes fog to enable him to catch up to his victims to make up for his lack of speed

https://youtu.be/hdi923NG-HE

<Shows footages of Jason teleporting>

Sachi: Jason is a killer everyone should fear, for him having an impressive 154 kills in all his appearances

Megumi: He has also survived having been stabbed with his machete, having his eyes gouged out by Freddy and even shrug off being hanged.

Toomi: And it's also worth to note that Jason is strong enough to lift up cars, knowing that an ordinary car weighs about 4,009 pounds, which means Jason can lift up to 1,985 kilograms of weight.

Sachi: And that same kind of strength has allowed him to even decapitate a person with just one punch.

Feats

Killed 154 People.

Fought and defeated Freddy Krueger.

Actually held his own against Freddy in the Dream World where he is at his strongest.

Survived being stabbed with his own machete.

Survived having his eyes being gouged out by Freddy Krueger's clawed glove.

Stood toe to toe against Mortal Kombat characters with his own set of moves.

Can decapitate people with a single punch.

Falls off a mountain and walks it off.

Killed the 1%.

Threw a playground ride hard enough to cause a helicopter to crash.

Survived being electrocuted, drowned, execution by Firing Squad, a build falling on top of him, and even being hung and is still going.

Lifted and threw a car.

Stomps his foot through two people.

Is able to beat the force of the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis.

Survived an Explosion that Sent him into space (Twice).

Can survive The Vacuum Of Space.

Survived a Fall from Space.

Survived a black hole (Jason X novel).

Capable of tearing limbs off with his bare hands.

Crushed Someone's head so hard that they had their eyes popped out

Somehow managed to escape hell

Could evade many oxygen tanks

Toomi: But Jason's greatest feats in his every appearance is defeating Freddy Krueger, a demon who possesses Godlike abilities when he is in the dream world

Megumi: Wait, he defeated Freddy?! Is there anything that could stop him?

Toomi: To answer your question Megumi, yes. While Jason is tough enough to take fatal organ damage, he possesses no forms of regeneration and can be amputated and dismembered as easily as any normal human

Megumi: And being a zombie, Jason is also really really slow and dumb, being rather easy to manipulate and even predict

Sachi: And he can be fooled by anyone who looks like his mother

Weakness

Is almost always killed by teenagers, once by a kid, in the climax of his movies.

Can be killed by decapitation.

Was melted by toxic waste.

Can be dragged back into hell.

Can be imprisoned if trapped in the waters of Crystal Lake and can't escape without outside help.

Despite having the endurance to survive fatal organ damage; has no superhuman durability. Can be amputated and dismembered just as easily as any other human.

Moves very slowly.

Low intelligence and insane.

His intentions are predictable.

Is easily influenced by his mother, or anyone who resembles her.

Has no effective long-range weaponry.

Toomi: Not only that but Jason's greatest weakness is the waters of Crystal Lake. Now considering that Jason died by drowning in that very water, the slasher possesses a deep fear for water and by tricking him, Jason can be imprisoned in the very waters.

Sachi: And he's often times defeated by ordinary teenagers

Megumi: But hey, we're talking about a serial killer with the highest kill count in movie history. Heck, Clarke Griffin from the 100 can't really compare to him.

https://youtu.be/tXcTGrm5Ass

<Shows footages of Jason plunging a man into a tin full of garbage water, drowning him>

Toomi: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Sachi: Don't forget to vote, comment what you think of the fight.

Megumi: Yeah, but right now, it's time for a Death Battle!

Fight

London

It is the dark bleak midnight in London.

The streets are quiet and deserted with nothing living in sight.

However, a loud scream echoes through the street, cutting right into the peaceful tranquility of the night

Woman: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!

SHOK!!! SHOK!!!

Loud sounds of metal cutting into flesh slices in the air as a large masked figure swings his machete across, chopping up the woman into a pile of chunky flesh.

Jason Voorhees rises from the ground, his mask and blade covered in blood as he turns, shifting away from his victim before walking in hopes of searching for another one.

Just then, Jason heard a voice saying to him.

???: So, you're the one who has been killing all those people.

Jason halts in place, standing still just as a tall robed figure lands feet first in front of him.

As the figure stood up, he introduces himself.

Anderson: I'm Father Anderson, and as the soldier of the Iscariots...

SHING!!!

Anderson draws out his twin bayonnets, facing Jason as he concludes his sentence.

Anderson: I shall eliminate monsters like you in the name of the Lord!

Announcer: Fight!

https://youtu.be/CGo9k8K1RfE

>Cue: Judas by  string quartet ASTURIA>

WHOOSH!!!

Anderson lunges forward, shoving both his bayonets into Jason's chest.

SHOK!!!

However, instead of flinching, Jason thrusts out his hand, wrapping his fingers around Anderson's face.

Grip!

Anderson: Wah?!

Before Anderson could react, Jason swings him over, slamming the Vactican priest hard into the ground.

BAM!!!

The zombie then lifts Anderson up before shoving his machete into Anderson's chest.

SHOK!!!

Anderson: Ah ha ha ha ha!

Anderson cackles out, ignoring the blood dripping down his wound before flipping his leg up, slamming it hard into Jason's face.

WHAM!!!

As Jason stumbles back, Anderson lunges forward, swinging his bayonets across his body, cutting into him repeatly.

SLASH!!! SLASH!!! SLASH!!!

Anderson: You stand no chance against the power of God!

Anderson swings his bayonet in the form of a chain before slamming the blade right into Jason's neck.

SHOK!!!

However, Jason grabs onto the chain before giving it a hard tug, sending Anderson flying towards him.

WHOOSH!!!

As Anderson closes onto him, Jason throws a single punch, striking Anderson hard in the face.

CRACK!!!

Jason then pulls the bayonet out of his neck and he shoves it right into Anderson's chest.

SHOK!!!

Anderson: HUARGHHHH!!!

As Anderson coughs out blood, Jason steps forward, throwing several punches at the priest.

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

Jason then wraps his arms around Anderson, gripping him in a tight bearhug.

GRIP!!!

Anderson: ARGHHHHH!!! Get off me you monster!

WHAM!!!

Anderson swings his kneecap up, striking Jason in the rib before pushing himself away from the monster.

Jason looks up before walking forward, stepping towards Anderson.

Anderson then throws his bayonet at Jason, causing the weapon to go off in a massive fiery explosion just as he screams out.

Anderson: AMEN!!!

KABOOM!!!

As the fire blazes across the streets, Anderson stood back and he cackles out in malicious delight.

Anderson: Ah ha ha ha ha! No monster stands a chance against the Holy divinity of God.

However, Anderson's moment of triumph was interrupted be the sensation of something hard and metallic striking across his neck.

CLANK!!!

Anderson: ARGHHHH!!!

Anderson turns around and his eyes widens in a mix of both shock and terror.

Anderson: What?! But how?!

Behind him, Jason steps forward, his body blazing just as he swings his pole again, striking into Anderson.

CLANK!!!

Jason then pulls out his machete and he swings it across Anderson's body, cutting deep into his flesh.

SLASH!!! SLASH!!! SLASH!!!

Anderson could barely lift his bayonet right on time just as Jason swings his machete down.

CLANG!!!

Anderson parries Jason's machete to the right before activating his Holy Seal, creating a massive barrier around the zombie.

SHOOM!!!

Anderson then reappears inside the barrier, moving around as he swings his bayonet across Jason's body repeatly.

SLASH!!! SLASH!!! SLASH!!! 

Anderson: This time! You're dead!

Anderson throws his bayonet down, only for Jason to suddenly disappear in a puff of smoke.

WHOOM!!!

Anderson: Huh?!

Before Anderson could even react he felt something large and heavy strike him in the back, causing him to fall straight into the barrier just as the bayonet goes off in a fiery explosion.

KABOOM!!!

As the fire blazes across the street, Jason crashes backfirst into the concrete ground with a loud thud.

THUD!!!

https://youtu.be/U4zA0xnBEJU

<Cue: Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears>

Jason pushes himself up, watching just as Anderson rises from the fire, his body covered in blood as his wounds slowly regenerates from the damage.

Anderson reaches a hand behind his pocket, pulling out a small wooden box before holding it up to Jason, whispering.

Anderson: I forgive you...

As Jason steps forward, Anderson continues.

Anderson: Everything you've done, I forgive you. 

CRACK!!!

Anderson clenches his fist, causing the wooden box to shatter into splinters, revealing a long sharp nail within it.

It is the Nail of Helena!

Anderson grips onto the nail and he shoves it backwards, slamming it right into his chest.

SHOK!!!

Right as Jason swings his machete downwards, something shifts across the air at supernatural speed, instantly causing Jason's arm to detach from his arm in a single swing.

SLASH!!!

At the same time, the machete falls right into Anderson's skull, splitting it into two.

SLASH!!!

However, instead of dying, Anderson rises up, the blade falling into the floor as long thorny aspandages whips out of his head.

Anderson has become a monster!

Anderson holds up his bayonets, long thorny vines forming in a form of a circular halo as the priest faces Jason.

Despite the hole in his arm, Jason steps forward, not a slight bit intimidated by his opponent's monsterous transformation.

Anderson's vines lunges across the air, wrapping themselves around Jason's body.

Twip! Twip!

Anderson: Now monster! Witness the true might of God!

WHOOSH!!!

The vines pulls Jason close just as Anderson swings his bayonet, slashing at Jason repeatly.

SLASH!!! SLASH!!! SLASH!!!

As Jason drops onto the floor, blood spilling from his wounds, Anderson stares down at him from the air, his bayonets ignites into flames.

FWOOSH!!!

Anderson: Now may God have mercy on your soul! Amen!

Anderson slams his bayonets down into Jason, causing the entire town to go off in a massive fiery explosion.

KABOOM!!!

As the fire cackles across the now dessimated city, Anderson lands feetfirst on the ground, long thorny vines slithering around the floor.

Behind Anderson, however, something causes the pile of debris to shake, attracting the attention of the priest.

RUMBLE!!!

Anderson: Hm?

Right at that moment, a large figure bursts from the rubble, causing Anderson to widen his eyes in horror.

Anderson: What?!

Before Anderson could react Jason throws a massive boulder right into the priest, slamming it right into him.

CRASH!!!

As the vines slithers out of the rocks, Jason steps forward, grabbing Anderson from under the rubble before shoving his machete under Anderson's chin, impaling him right through the skull.

SHOK!!!

Jason then cracks his head back, causing Anderson's neck to snap.

CRACK!!!

Jason then pulls out his machete before swinging it across, instantly slicing Anderson's head from his neck.

SLASH!!!

As Anderson's head falls to the ground, Jason lifts his foot up before slamming it downwards, causing the priest's skull to go off in an explosion of blood and gore.

CRUNCH!!!

As Anderson's decapitated body falls over, Jason turns around and he holds it up before slamming the machete into chest.

SHOK!!!

The blade instantly cuts right into Anderson's heart, spilling thick crimson blood as the Nail of Helena detaches itself from the organ, falling onto the floor.

Clang!

With the Nail of Helena out of Anderson's body, Jason turns around, walking towards the direction of the woods as the sun slowly began to rise.

KO!

https://youtu.be/aWJMVo8ECsM

<Cue: New Earth by Bruce Falconer>

Megumi: Damn, now Jason had another kill up his 154 kills, 155 if we're including the woman he killed at the start

Toomi: At first glance, it does look like Anderson possesses a massive advantage, having superior intelligence, speed and skills over Jason.

Sachi: However, Jason's strength and durability won out, having taken damage from explosions powerful enough to send him into space and even Freddy Krueger.

Megumi: And just to note, Freddy Krueger in the Dream World is powerful enough manipulate reality, making Freddy to be powerful enough to be considered God in his own realm.

Toomi: But don't get us wrong, Anderson has his fair share of durability, having tanked gun fire and even a face shot from the very gun that injured him, but who's to say Jason hasn't taken anything like that.

Sachi: Both Anderson and Jason may be able to take on God-like opponents but Anderson however is the only one of the two who did not succeed in that mission

Megumi: If you think about it, Anderson has never shown to be able to regenerate lost limbs as it was shown that when his arm got blown off, he wasn't able to regenerate from it.

Toomi: While Jason though cannot regrow lost limbs, he still is actually immune to pain and is also able to come back from the dead even when killed. 

Megumi: Which explains how Jason has this many sequels.

Toomi: And another factor is Anderson's weapons, though they are potent enough to harm Jason, they cannot truly kill him since his weapons are built to kill vampires which unfortunate for him, Jason is not one.

Sachi: But Anderson is smart and he may eventually figure out Jason's weakness to Crystal Lake which would be possible if it wasn't for his desires to eradicate monsters to the point he is willing to charge in blindly without a form of strategy

Toomi: And since Anderson's enhanced abilities comes from the Nail, all Jason needs to do is to separate the Nail from Anderson in order to claim the win.

Megumi: Looks like this Friday the 13th, Jason completely Nailed this fight

Sachi: The winner is Jason Voorhees

<Shows footages of Jason turning around before taking off his mask, throwing it onto the floor>

Toomi: Hey guys, thank you so much for checking out our battle in What if Battles 2.

Sachi: If you want more content like this, don't forget to add this in your library and comment if you have any idea for a fight.

Megumi: Until then, next time on What if Battles....

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Trivia

* The connections between Alexander Anderson and Jason Voorhees is that both combatants were once humans before their deaths transformed them into powerful monsters determined to kill all those they seek to destroy

* The two are also armed with blades weapons and possesses incredible regenerative abilities

* The two are also arch-nemesis to a powerful supernatural being, Alucard for Anderson and Freddy Krueger for Jason

* This is the first time a Hellsing character fights a Friday the 13th character

* This is the first time a Friday the 13th character wins a What if Battle

* This is the second time a Hellsing character loses a What if Battle, the first being Dracula vs Alucard

* Anderson's line when he uses the Nails of Helena is referenced to his line in the TFS Hellsing Abridged

* This is the fifth battle to feature characters from Live Action Films, the first being Emma Swan vs Skye, James Bond vs Jason Bourne, Regina vs Ravenna, Movie Aliens Battle Royale and Alexander Anderson vs Jason Voorhees

* Jason's way of killing Anderson is referenced from one of his Brutalities in the game Mortal Kombat X