What if Shakuni gave a proposal for his son Uluk's marriage to Amarsri ?
(Suggested by Aadya_the_wordsmith)
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Shakuni knew that he cannot kill Amarsri but thought he could surely assert his dominance. And how ? If she married his son Uluk then he as a father-in-law can rule over her.

So he went to Dwarika and gave them the proposal. Krishna knew there was right one of Amarsri and certainly not Uluk. But they cannot reject the marriage proposal like that.

"Ab dono rajyo ke bich sandhi ho toh uchit hi hai." Shakuni said grinning and showing his rotten teeth.

"Hum do swachand vichar ke hai Gandhar-raj, agar dono bacche vivah karna chahenge toh hum nahi rokenge." Balram said.

"Uchit Kaha aapne Yadav-shresht ! Uchit kaha !" Shakuni chuckled.

"Aasha karta hu ki Vasudev Krishna ko koi aapatti nahi hogi." Shakuni said. Krishna smirked.

"Mamashree, ab Amarsri ka Vivah jiske saath hona hai uske saath ho hi jayega." Krishna said smirking.

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"Mujhe nahi karna usse Vivah !" Amarsri said.

"Hum bhi nahi chahte ki yeh Vivah ho." Krishna said.

"Kintu sidha-sidha na bhi toh nahi keh sakte." Balram said.

"Agar usko mujhme koi khot mile toh ?" Amarsri asked.

"Khot ? Aur tum mai ? Kabhi nahi." Balram said.

"Kintu mai yeh sunishchit karungi ki usko mujhme khot mile." Amarsri said, Krishna smirked.

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Uluk was sitting on the bench, waiting for Amarsri in the garden area. He anyhow has to accept this marriage.

Suddenly Amarsri stomped into the garden with at least 20 dasis behind her. She sat on the other bench with legs up, similarly to Krishna.

Uluk frowned looking at her, this girl had no manners, he thought. Amarsri dismissed the dasis and looked at Uluk.

"Bolo." Amarsri said.

"Kya ?" He asked.

"Apne baare mai bolo !" Amarsri said.

"Mai-" "Rehne do tum kisi dischasp prakriti ke lagte nahi, mai hi apne baare mai kuch bolti hu." Uluk tried to say but Amarsri interjected.

"Awashya." Uluk said sighing.

"Prashn toh pucho kuch." Amarsri deadpanned.

"Oh..um...aap kaisi hai ?" Uluk asked the cliche question.

"Dekhlo aisi hi hu." Amarsri said.

"Aapki baato se toh aap bahut manmauji pratit hoti hai." Uluk said. Amarsri stood up, he backed away a little.

"Woh kya hai, Trirashtra ki ladli Rajkumari hu, Pitashree Krishna ne itne sewak rakhe hai mere nakdhe uthane ke liye, mere sabhi galtiyo aur disho ka dand unhe hi milta hai. Mai toh keval apne man ki karti hu." Amarsri said.

"Accha." Uluk nodded.

"Suno ! Agar humara vivah hota hai, toh tumhe meri sari galtiya apne sir leni hongi. Aur mujhe jo chahiye woh chahiye !" Amarsri said.

"Aur agar aapko aapki man pasand vastu na mile toh ?" Uluk asked.

"Toh meri krodh ki agni, SAB KUCH JALA DETI HAI !!" Amarsri said, Uluk gulped.

"Mujhe kabhi krodh mat dilana kyuki fir tumhe Narayan toh kya swayam Mahakal bhi nahi bacha payenge !" Amarsri said.

"Aisa kyu ?" Uluk asked.

"Tum bhi mandbuddhi ho ! Krodh ke karan ! Krodh mere naak par baitha rehta hai." Amarsri said.

"Kintu itna krodh kyu ?" Uluk asked.

"Ahankar. Trirashtra ki Rajkumari, Vasudev Shri Krishna ki putri, Aryavart ki sabse prabhavshali Rajkumari hu ! Ahankar toh hoga hi na !" Amarsri said.

"Kintu-" "Bas !" Uluk tried to say but Amarsri interjected.

"Tum bas prashn kiye jaa rahe ho ! Itne sare prashno se mujhe krodh aa raha hai, aur isse pehle ki mai tumhari dande se puja karu yaha se jao tum !" Amarsri said, Uluk ran away from there the very next moment.

"Anand aagaya." Amarsri laughed.

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It was night time and Krishna had called Uluk to meet him in his room. Uluk knew he had to please him so he came and started massaging his feet. An idea crossed Krishna's mind.

"Thoda zor se dabao." Krishna said, Uluk obeyed applying more pressure.

"Toh tum Amarsri se Vivah karna chahte ho ?" Krishna asked.

"Ji." Uluk said.

"Thoda aur zor lagao." Krishna said, Uluk nodded applying even more pressure.

"Jaan hai ki nahi tumme ? Thoda adhik zor lagao." Krishna said. Uluk applied the best pressure he could.

"Anand aagaya ! Thoda sa aur zor lagao." Krishna said, Uluk started panting applying more pressure.

"Kaise daba rahe ho Uluk ? Aaj kal ke baccho mai jaan hi nahi hai ! Ek hum the bachpan mai Parvat utha lete the." Krishna said.

"Ek kaam karo jao samudra tat se hoke aayo." Krishna said.

"Jo agya." Uluk nodded and left.

His hands were aching after massaging Krishna's feet, but the last shock of the day was still left.

Huge waves rise from the ocean and figure emerged from it, scaring Uluk. The figure was none other than Sheshnaag, saying he was huge would be an understatement.

But what scared Uluk most is that Amarsri was dancing on his body and tails, jumping from one place to another. He was truly Anantnaag, extremely long and a lot of place for her to dance.

"AAAAH !!" Uluk screamed in terror and ran  away from there.

"Anand agaya !" Amarsri said.

"Mujhe bhi." Sheshnaag said.

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The next morning Uluk was telling everyone, how Amarsri was dancing over Sheshnaag. Satyabhama, Jambavati and Shakuni were thinking that his son was out of his mind.

While Krishna, Balram and Rukmini were suppressing their laughs. By then Amarsri enters the hall.

"Kya hua aap sab mujhe aise kyu dekh rahe hai ?" Amarsri asked to Satyabhama, Jambavati and Shakuni.

"Aap adhik bholi mat baniye maine kal raatri ko dekh liya tha ki aap kaise Sheshnaag par nritya kar rahi thi." Uluk said.

"KYA !? Mai Sheshnaag par nritya kar rahi thi !? Yeh kaisi baate kiye jaa rahe ho !? Mujhe kya nritya karne ke liye aur koi jaga nahi mili kya !?!?" Amarsri showed fake shock.

"Aap sab mera vishwas kijiye mai satya keh raha hu !" Uluk said.

"Amarsri Uluk kya satya keh raha hai ?" Satyabhama asked.

"Mata, aapko toh pata hai na jabse Karkotaka ne kata hai mujhe sarp kya uski parchayi se bhi bhaye lagta hai. Aur mai Sheshnaag par nritya karungi ?" Amarsri said.

"Mai satya keh raha hu woh Sheshnaag hi the !" Uluk said.

"Arrey Sheshnaag mere Tatshree lagte hai kya !? Woh kyu mujhe swayam pe nritya karne denge !?" Amarsri asked, Balram and Krishna suppressed their laughs.

"Kal ko tum aa ke kahoge ki Balram Tatshree Sheshnaag hai, fir tum kahoge ki Pitashree Krishna Narayan hai. Hum maan lenge kya ?" Amarsri said.

"Maine swayam ki aakho se dekha hai tumhe nritya karte !" Uluk said.

"Uluk aisa ho hi nahi sakta, Kal raatri Amarsri mere saath thi." Balram said.

"Ha." Amarsri said.

"Kshama kijiye Gandhar-raj, lagta hai Uluk ki maansik tabiyat thodi kharab hai. Aap isse Gandhar leja ke kisi acche Vaid ko dikhaye." Krishna said.

"Aur rahi baat, yeh rishte ki toh hum kshama chahte hai. Uluk aur Amarsri ka vivah nahi ho sakta." Balram said. Shakuni gritted his teeth.

Shakuni and Uluk left for Gandhar the very next moment, as their rath was going out of the Dwarika, Krishna, Balram and Amarsri chuckled.

"Anand aagaya." They said at the same time.

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A/N

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