Things I've said today:

"Look we have a pinecone on our tree. " several moments later. "Thats a porcupine. "

(to my brother) "CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH"

"Why do you always sit out the bathroom whenever I go?"

"FIGHT ME" (to my younger
Brother because he was talking about how he's taller)

"*singing in Korean*"

Bro: my knees hurt

Me: that's because you're growing taller

Bro: its not that type of pain *He describes it*

Me: yeah that's growing pain.

Bro: how would you know? You havent grown taller in forever

Me: beCAUSE MY EGO GROWS BIGGER EVERYDAY

Bro: did you just-

Me: yeah I just burned myself

"I'll help you hide the bodies"