So I was just casually walking with the app version of Wattpad up and I flopped on the couch readying myself to read Fellowship of the ring and I look at it and

Shake for help

What's that I wondered to myself

OH MY GOD I silently screamed to myself

So yes I spent the last ten

minutes shaking my iPod as the 'shake for help' help menu comes up

(I just imagine someone freaking out not knowing how to do something and shaking it insanely and suddenly like it's sent from above a help menu comes up )