Idk being stabbed with a fork would probably really hurt because they're not very sharp just kinda blunt but with three spiky things that are pretty close together so it's like three sticks jabbing into you or something

That'd really hurt

Spoons would probably just bruise you because you'd have to hit them REALLY hard to break the skin

And knives everyone knows how much knives would be effective

oh gOD SPORKS SPORKS WOULD BE AWFUL

Please don't stab me with a spork