Okay first off I love this game with all my heart and it's beautiful and amazing and it will probably be a favorite game for all of ever

Second off-

I HATE THIS GAME IT IS TERRIBLE AND STUPID AND HARD AND I HATE IT WITH ALL MY SOUL AND BURNING ANGER I HAVE CRIED AND SCREAMED AT THE TV COUNTLESS TIMES BECAUSE ITS SO AGGRAVATING

AND ITS PROBABLY JUST ME AND THE FACT I SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES BUT ITS SO EFFING HARD I MEAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

OKAY I UNDERSTAND THAT I HAD TO FIGHT THREE GIANTS AT LEVEL 7 AND DIE SEVERAL TIMES

I UNDERSTAND I WAS TERRIFIED OFF THEM ONE HIT KILLING ME FOR THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE GAME

BUT I OVERCAME THAT AND IT WAS OKAY AFTER A WHILE BECAUSE I LEVEL

BUT WHAT IS NOT OKAY IS GOING 'OKAY YOU THINK YOU GOT THIS???? LETS THROW YOU IN A NEW AREA AND HAVE DIFFERENT MONSTERS AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE DIFFERENT STRATEGIES TO DEFEAT LOL '

THAT WAS CRUEL

ESPECIALLY THE EXPLODING ZOMBIE THINGS THOSE I HATED

AND THE STUPID WIZARDS THAT YOU COULD ONLY KILL WITH THE Y AND B COMBO MOVES AND THEY KEPT SUMMONING OTHER BAD GUYS

AFTER HOURS OF PLAYING I WAS FINALLY OKAY WITH THAT BECAUSE I GOT THE TECHNIQUE DOWN

BUT GUESSSS WHAAAAAAAT

YOU MAY THINK YOURE ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY AT LEVEL 28 BUT LETS BRING IN DOZENS OF BAG GUYS THAT CAN KILL YOU IN TWO HITS

AND HAVE A WHOOOOLE CHAPTER WORTH OF FIGHTING THEM BECAUSE US CREATERS ARE *im gonna censer just because I feel like cursing but sadly, this isn't that kind of story sorry guys... I'm like Phil in Dan and Phil... I won't curse. Except sometimes. Of great distress* -HOLES

OKAY THATS NOT EVEN THE WORST

THE WORST IS THE FACT ITS MORE OF A PLATFORM RPG GAME, AND HAS SAVES EVERY ONCE AND AWHILE

I PLAY A LOT OF GAMES WHERE YOU CAN SAVE ANY TIME YOU WANT, WHENEVER YOU WANT AND DONT REALLY HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF DYING

SKYRIM, FABLE, ASSASSINS CREED IN A MANOR OF SPEAKING THAT DYING IS NEVER ACTUALLY THAT BAD, HALO IS JUST KILLING STUFF IT DOESNT REALLY COUNT BECAUSE ITS NOT ADVENTURING BUT... YEAH. HECK CASTLE CRASHERS YOU GET BASICALLY 5 FULL BARS OF LIFE (potions yay) AND CAN BE REVIVED

BUT NOOOOOOOOO NOT THIS GAME

YOU GET A SAVE EVERY 3 OR SO ZONES ALONG WITH STORES TO BUY STUFF SO YOU DONT DIE

MIGHT I ADD FOOD FOR HEALTH IS PRETTY BLOODY EXPENSIVE?!?! I DONT LIKE SPENDING 1,400 ON MEAT MAN. ESPECIALLY WHEN I USUALLY ONLY HAVE 6,000 ON ME AND IT HAS TO LAST ME FOREVER

THE SAVES MAKE ME ANGRY AND THATS WHY IM HERE, TYPING AWAY AT AROUND 472 WORDS

BEING ANGRY

BECAUSE ONE OF THE LAST BOSSES, GENERAL GAIUS, IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER *hi. Once again, not that type of story* -ERRRRRR

YOU HAVE TO DEFEEAT HIM LIKE 5 TIMES IN A ROW
THE FIRST TIME WAS FAIRLY EASY AND I WAS OKAY WITH IT
SECOND TIME I WAS SURPRISED LIKE 'HOLY CRAP I GOTTA FIGHT HIM AGAIN'
THE THIRD TIME I WAS GETTING INCREDIBLY WORRIED BECAUSE I AM RUNNING OUT OF FOOD I CANT RISK FIGHTING HIM MORE OH SH- *you know why this is here*
THE FORTH TIME I RAN OUT OF FOOD AND I WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS BECAUSE IVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR AN HOUR I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO FIGHT THIS *butterfly* AGAIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO

AND THEN I DIED

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

I WENT ALL THE WAY BACK TO MY LAST SAVE THAT WAS POSSIBLE.

BEFORE THE FIGHTS.

And so everybody that's why I am sitting in my anger, the Xbox off, luckily controller still intact, and preparing to cry myself to sleep because anger.

I literally am never this angry unless I play a game.

But all in all 10/10 awesome game beautiful artwork and sound score totally would recommend it I love the story too and the fact the music actually doesn't make me angrier is nice it's soothing along with the 'boop' sound pressing pause makes I love that sound so much

I don't like very many sounds but that's the best 'boop' sound ever trust me on this

I'm feeling better now I got to vent my anger and think of the boop.

No. No I just remembered Gaius I'm angry again

(Has anyone else played this? If so, please cry with me or at least tell me if it was hard for you too because it hurts me deeply that I may be the only one struggling here )

AND IM ONLY ON NORMAL DIFFICULTY