I was hungry one day so I made a sandwich guide here you go

Step 1: gather ingredients
You will need:
Knife
Bread
Cream cheese
Peanut butter
Frying pan
Honey

Step 2: put mayo on both sides of bread using knife

Step 3: you'll know pan is good temperature if you flick water at it and it does the sizzle then you are ready for step 4

Step 4: slap bread onto hot metal cook until perfect

Step 5 mmmm mm hot buns

Step 6 put mayo back c'mon we're not cavemen here

Step 7 clean that knife son make your mama proud (plus we still need to use it)

Step 8 hold knife like in COD and apply cream cheese to one piece of bread

Step 9 tell cream cheese it's mother never loved it and put it back in fridge so it can cool down from that sick burn

Step 10 sterilize murder weapon

Step 11 spread peanut butter on other piece of bread because whoever adds the cream cheese and peanut butter to the same side are horrible

Step 12 put in dark cupboard because it's presence is offensive

Step 13 dump knife using the classic 'it's not me it's you' because it's useless we don't need it anymore

Step 15 add honey to PEANUT BUTTER SIDE ONLY if you add it to te cream cheese side I will be sad

Step 16 leave it on the counter nobody cares about it anyway

Step 17 carefully combine sides if you mess up you get disowned

Step 18 admire your work and eat the end

idk what I'm doing with my life anymore