((Title of chapter decided by Jasper who thought intense titles would be funny for lighthearted thingies, also warning for CURSING and SMOKING MENTIONS ))

((All chat dialogue will be on left; Etho reading the chaos going down; until I find out how to make the text go right on mobile))

Scott has added Pearl to 'WHATS UP FUCKERS'

Scott: THE FINAL SOLDIER HAS ARRIVED, 

Grian: Scott.

Scott: Eh?

Grian: Why is Jimmy here. In a groupchat named this.

Scott: Why not?

Grian: HE IS THE FREAKING HEAD OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL SCOTT.

Scott: So?

BigB: HE WILL REPORT THIS GC TO THE COUNSELOR OR SOMETHING

Scott: Oh. Fuck.

Grian: DELETE THAT AND CHANGE THIS NAME RIGHT NOW

Groupchat name has been changed to 'School Groupchat of Idiots'

Cleo: Isn't everyone here in their 2nd period? Why are we texting?

Scar: Does anyone really pay atention to claas here tho

Cleo: Fair enough. Anyways, Martyn is here right?

Scott: Mhm, why?

Cleo: I'm exposing him.

Bdubs: oh hELLO For what?

Cleo: He smoked weed last night.

Jimmy: MARTYN WHAT.

Martyn: IT WAS ONLY MY FIRST TIME, unlike YOU CLEO. YOU GAVE ME THE FREAKING WEED WE SMOKED THAT SHOT TOGETHER

Grian: HSISJSGAJQOAINCNCM 

Joel: SORRY WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW WHAT THE HECK

Scar: Oh my god this is some drama

Scott: i- oml PEARL YOU SEE THIS??

Pearl: YUP

Cleo: OK OK BUT THE DEALER WAS.

Tango: WHO WAS IT

Cleo: Skizz was the dealer.

Skizz: FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE CLEAR

Grian: SKIZZ. LANGUAGE AND WHAT THE HECK

Bdubs: THE NURSES THINK IM HAVING AN ASTHANMMA ATTACK BUT I DON' EVEN HAVE ASTHNMA ITS JUST WHAT THE HECK SKIZZ I THOUGHT WE WERE THE BEST TEAM

Skizz: IM SORRY BDUBS

Tango: Wow. How could you I will never forgive you/j

Skizz: wait a ucking second

Mumbo: What. What could you possible need us to wait for

Skizz: I wont say who, but someone (not cleo or martyn) just PM'd me asking if I had any more weed in stock. Yes they're in this groupchat.

Grian: BDUBS IM GONNA BE OMING WITH YOU TO THE NURSES OFFICE WHAT THE

Scar: I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY LIEF SVAINGS TLLEL SUS

Skizz: I don't expose my clients though 

Scott: Investigation time I guess; cant be Bdubs because he's going to the nurses office or asleep, cant be Cleo or Martyn. Can we get any hints?

Skizz: NOT YTYWYT BC SCICNCE TCEACHDRCMKMING TO DESK  NEED TO MHIDE PHHOM

Scott: Can anyone translate?

Tango: I gotchu: 'Not yet, because science teacher coming to desk- need to hide phone'

Bdubs: How do you translate that so well

Tango: Don't ask.

Jimmy: How do you translate that so well

Tango: Just a thing of being in Team _EST

Bdubs: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU TANGO

Tango: Not gonna answer that; I'll see y'all at lunch I gotta take notes for an exam

Grian: OH RIGHT kay cya!