Me: This is just for fun

Matt: *eye twitches*

Percy: Bro you good

Matt: Perseus. A word

Nico: Um

Me: Wooooooooooooooooooooooow. Honestly. Teenage demigod shipping

Nico: You do remember you wrote this right

Me: Nico I can literally end your dynamic with Matt and send you to Elysium

Nico: I'll shut up