Me: *dressed like a demon* Hi readers

Matt: *dressed like a vampire* 'sup bitches

Percy: *dressed like a zombie* *elbows Matt* Hi everyone

Nico: *dressed like a skeleton* *awkwardly waves*

Annabeth: *dressed like a witch* Hey

Me: Happy Halloween everybody

Matt: Why are you so optimistic I mean we are technically the same person

Me: I love Halloween if you can't tell *gestures to a shrine of Halloween stuff (mostly the Sanderson Sisters)*

Matt: *eye roll*

Me: Anyway we're here for a special Halloween chapter

Percy: We're just asking each other questions about Halloween

Me: Hehe

Matt: *gags*

Me: Anyway first question: What's your favorite part of Halloween?

Percy: The candy

Matt: The spooks,scares,and general misbehaviour

Nico: The relations to the Underworld and death

Matt: Classic Nico

Me: Do you want me to ruin your eventual dynamic with this emo bitch?

Matt: You better not

Annabeth: My fave part of Halloween is the safety

Me: No that's just common sense

Matt: Yeah. I mean she is the daughter of Athena

Me: Bite your tongue

Matt: *shuts up*

Me: Next question: Favorite candy?

Matt: Anything with gummy in the name

Percy: Fun Dip

Nico: Dark Chocolate

Annabeth: Raisins

Me and Matt: *gag in unison*

Annabeth: What? They're healthy

Me: And not a candy A-Beth

Annabeth: *rolls her eyes*

Me: Okay next- *my watch beeps* What? We're out of time already? That's bogus. Okay bye readers normal updates restart tomorrow

Matt: Fuck out of my sight

Percy: *elbows Matt* Bye

Nico: *awkwardly waves*

Annabeth: Goodbye