Katsuki rolled his eyes while Izuku snickered, Shoto shaking his head at his boyfriends.

"First and fore-fucking-most, shut the hell up! God damn, you're all so fucking noisy!" Katsuki snapped.

"To be fair, Kacchan, you did just kind of drop a big bomb on them." Izuku spoke through his laughter.

"That goes for you too, Deku. Stop talking."

Izuku opened his mouth but Shoto cut him off before he could say anything, a stern look on his face. "Oh, no. Do not say 'make me'. We are not doing that in front of everyone, you brats."

Katsuki scoffed while Izuku pouted, calling Shoto a meanie.

"Thanks, Todoroki. Seeing it once was jarring enough and I knew about you three. Our class just found out, I don't think they could handle it." Eijiro gave the dual quirk user a grateful smile, his arms still wrapped around Denki.

"Wait, Kiri knew?!" Mina cried out, pointing an accusing finger at the red head. "For how long!?"

"Not the whole time, but a little while now." Izuku shrugged, an amused grin on his face.

"This teenage drama is cute and fun and all but can we get back to the fact that Endeavor is screwing someone his son's age?" Dabi shrieked, once more lighting on fire. "How did that even happen?"

Hawks smirked from his spot next to Fumikage. "It was actually thanks to you, Dabi."

"The fuck you mean."

"When you got us paired together to take down that Nomu you were testing out. We hit it off and decided to keep working together. We got closer and closer, one thing led to another and before you knew it, I was bent over his desk while your dad - "

"Okay, Keigo, I think I've traumatized my children enough. Stop talking." Enji gave the blond a pointed look.

"Your son asked." Hawks shrugged.

"Himiko. Please end me like you've been dying to. I can't handle this anymore." Dabi deadpanned.

"Toga, no. Dabi is still a valuable asset, even with this additional trauma added to his already maxed out emotional baggage." Hisashi frowned at the blonde teen.

"Aw. Can I at least gouge out his eyes?"

"We'll discuss it later." Toga cheered.

"Can you add my eyes to that list?" Shoto asked, Natsuo nodding from his spot next to a short circuited Fuyumi.

"Shoto, no. I love your eyes." Izuku gasped, using his free hand to turn his taller boyfriend to look at him. "And so does Kacchan."

"But the mental images..." Shoto grumbled, a shudder running through his body.

"Eyes don't affect mental images, IcyHot." Katsuki mumbled wrapping an arm around Shoto's waist. "That's what a lobotomy is for."

"Kacchan! Don't give him any ideas!" Izuku hugged Shoto tightly, keeping his arms in place.

Most of 2-A blinked at their interaction, very unused to their open banter and affection for each other. It was weird yet felt...natural, like the three had been doing it for ages. Which they had been, the class was just unaware of it.

The students watched the Bakugou Katsuki stick his tongue out like a four year old at Izuku, feeling as if their sanity was slowly slipping away from them. Was this how Bakugou acted around his boyfriends? Or was this the real him and the one the class saw was just a front he put up? How were they supposed to know? Were they supposed to know?

Shoto sighed, staring up at the ceiling in a 'why me' manner as Katsuki and Izuku began to bicker while they both clung to him, looking back down at the two boys wrapped around him as if they were his world.

Denki leaned into Eijiro. "Todobroki is so whipped."

Eijiro shook his head. "They all just really love each other."

A loud gasp was heard from the bickering boyfriends. "You take that back you son of a beautiful woman and wonderful man!"

"Really Deku? Still trying to keep up your cinnamon roll image with the rest of the class?" Katsuki scoffed.

Izuku smirked, untangling himself from both his boyfriends and backing up a step. "Nah, just trying to earn brownie points with your parents before I tell them all your dirty little secrets." Katsuki scowled. "For example, how you like it when Sho and I - "

"Midoriya Izuku, you keep what you and your boyfriends do in the bedroom to yourself." Inko scolded her son, earning a subtle look from Katsuki displaying his gratefulness.

Inko smiled back, but it held a bit of mischief and Katsuki shuddered.

Izuku wasn't the only Midoriya you don't want to fuck with.

Continuing on, Inko turned her glare to her estranged husband. "It's bad enough getting phone calls from this one complaining about how he has no idea how to properly interact with our son." She rolled her eyes. "I don't know, Hisashi, maybe if you weren't a garbage human and stuck around to raise him with me, you'd have some clue as to how to relate to him instead of attacking and kidnapping his boyfriends and classmates for a chance to talk with him."

"With all due respect, Ms. Midoriya, if your husband stuck around to raise your son with you...wouldn't Deku have turned out to be a villain?" Ochako got several concerned nods of agreement.

"Probably, yeah." Izuku shrugged when his classmates gaped at him, horrified. "My father is the number one villain of all time, if he stuck around to raise me you really think I'd turn out to be a hero?"

The class shuddered at the thought of Izuku as a villain. Izuku as a hero in training was terrifying. Izuku as a villain? Pure nightmare fuel.

The green haired teen gasped, turning to his boyfriends and grabbing both their hands. "If I were a villain, we'd be enemies to lovers."

Shoto grinned. "Love that trope."

"That's hot." Katsuki smirked. "Way to fuck it up with your inherit goodness, Deku."

"Sorry, Kacchan, let me drop out of UA and join my unwashed toenail looking ass father for a few months. Then we can act out your fantasy, okay?"

"Thanks, Izu."

"Izuku, may I remind you yet again that I have a face once more? Your insults need updating."

Izuku groaned. "That's another thing! How did you get your face back?" He pouted, crossing his arms. "I had a whole list of insults for you being faceless that are all wasted now."

Shoto kissed his forehead. "I'd still like to hear them."

"Yeah, we'll get a dummy for you to yell them at." Katsuki ruffled Izuku's hair.

Grinning at his boyfriends, Izuku looked back at his father. "So, who gave it to you?"

Hisashi smirked. "I had a visitor right after I broke out of prison. They brought with them a little girl, Eri, I believe her name to be. She used her quirk on me to rewind the damage done to me by All Might and restore me to my former self."

"Overhaul." Tsuyu and Eijiro grumbled at the same time.

"No, no. We took that bastard's arms on his way to prison, where he still is. Sick fuck." Shigaraki rasped. "Besides, UA took the girl."

Everyone realized what he was implying, gasping. "But Mr. Aizawa would never - "

"Nedzu, that satanic rat. He knew I had a list of jokes to use and yet he went behind my back and restored your face!" 

A small laugh was heard and everyone turned to see some of the staff standing in the doorway of the dorm, staring in confusion at the casual atmosphere of the students, parents, and League of Villains. Nedzu, the one who laughed, jumped from his perch on Aizawa's shoulder and made his way over to Izuku. "I see you've come clean about your relationship, Midoriya."

"Wait, the principal knew?!" Toru screeched.

"I thought we went over that? Nedzu knows basically everything." Izuku shrugged.

All Might walked forward, glaring at Hisashi as he approached Izuku. "Young Midoriya, my boy, I'm sorry I wasn't here to help you and your class with the League and All For One."

Hisashi snorted. "What can you do in your state, All Might? Glare at me? Give me a slap on the wrist? Tell me to stop?"

"Hisashi, shut up and stop talking." Inko smiled at her husband.

"Yes, dear."

"'Dear'?!" Most of the staff stared at Inko and the number one villain with wide eyes.

Katsuki saw Izuku open his mouth to explain but beat him to it. "Auntie and the bastard are married. She had no idea who he was until he left her to raise Izuku alone, seeing on the news later who he was. She hasn't had contact with him until recently. And no, she didn't give any information to him about heroes or UA or shit. She mostly listened to him bitch and whine about being a deadbeat dad and wanting to bond with his son."

Shoto snickered. "Kat, remember when Izu invited us over to listen in on one of the calls with them? What - what was it All For One said?" He cleared his throat, imitating the villain. "'I may be a horrible, horrible person...but that doesn't mean I want to be a horrible father.'"

Katsuki chuckled. "Then Auntie hit him with this before hanging up." He too cleared his throat, putting on a slight falsetto. "'Well, Hisashi, you're in luck. You can't be horrible at being something you aren't'."

Izuku nodded. "Right, right! Then dad called back all pouty 'I am a father, I have two wonderful sons I love very much, Inko!' And then he hung up after saying her name as if it were an insult." He snorted. "Such a brat."

"That's where you get it from, Izu." Shoto smiled innocently at his short boyfriend.

The teachers gaped at the three boyfriends, none of them moving except Present Mic. He went over to Kyouka, whispering to her. "So, what exactly is happening between them?"

"They're all dating." Present Mic's eyebrows shot up. "Yeah, we had the same reaction. Apparently, All For One is Midoriya's father, Endeavor is screwing Hawks, and the League helped TodoBakuDeku get together."

"What? How?" Present Mic gasped, looking at the teen.

"We're still trying to figure that out, unless you mean the Endeavor-Hawks thing. That you can ask Dabi about." Kyouka gestured to the fire using villain that was still begging Toga to kill him. 

2-A once more found themselves watching the three boyfriends interact, the same question burning on all of their minds yet none of them brave enough to ask.

None, it would seem, but the precious bean.

"Midoriya, how did the League help you three start dating?" Koji asked, several of his classmates silently thanking him.

Izuku smiled at the quiet teen. "It's not that long of a story, actually. You see, after having their mistake thrown in their face, they turned it into a competition - "

"Competition!" Mineta cheered. "I forgot about that. Kirishima, you and I won the class shipping war, meaning everyone else will be our bitches for a month."

"Ah, technically Katsuki, Izuku, and I weren't allowed in your shipping war and we all ship TodoBakuDeku, so we win as well. Meaning, we get bitches too." Shoto smirked triumphantly, his boyfriends nodding along.

The class paled at the looks on the three boyfriends' faces, not daring to imagine what they were about to be put through.

Eijiro pulled Denki close to him. "I won't let any of them near you."

"Thanks, Ei." Denki kissed his cheek.

Katsuki took over the story of how they all got together, looking at his two boyfriends. "Anyways, they apparently felt bad about kidnapping me or some shit and wanted to make it up to me, Shoto, and Izuku. So like Izuku said, they turned it into a competition - "

The duel quirk user cleared his throat. "Actually, it was mostly me and Izu they wanted to make it up to. You were added on because we are dating."

"Shut it, IcyHot." Katsuki grumbled. "As I was saying, they all came up with ways to 'atone' for meddling in our lives. Bunch of crazy assholes, all of the - "

"Kat, those are your future inlaws." Shoto smiled at the snicker coming from Izuku, knowing full well what he was doing.

Katsuki glared at his taller boyfriend. "Will you stop interrupting the fucking story?!"

Shoto squeezed Izuku's hand, the green eyed teen barely containing his laughter.

Then, Shoto uttered the magic words.

"Make me."

fin.

Note: aaaaand we have reached the end of 'what are they...?' thank you so much for supporting this story! i really appreciate it!