"Are you fucking kidding me? Why did you take me? Again." Katsuki grunted, arms crossed over his chest as he glared at the League of Villains, Eijiro sitting wide eyed next to him.

"I would be a bad father if I kidnapped my son." Katsuki arched a brow, clearly not buying All For One's excuse.

Dabi snorted. "We played rock paper scissors with Toga and she won so she got to decide who to take. I wanted to take Shoto, he wanted to take his son, and Toga wanted you, hence why you're here."

"Makes sense. Why Kirishima?"

"He's a filthy homewrecker!" Shigaraki rapsed, scratching at his neck. "He was flirting hardcore with Dabi's brother, trying to ruin your relationship. That can't go unpunished."

Katsuki sighed, shaking his head. "This is so fucking stupid. It is literally a repeat of when you took me last year, thinking I was getting in the way of Izuku and Shoto even though I was with Shoto." He pointed at Eijiro, staring at the League like they were idiots. "Kirishima here was acting on Izuku's orders. Izuku told him to flirt with Shoto to confuse and mess with our class. Shoto was in on it too and so was I. We all agreed to it. It meant nothing. Besides, he has no feelings for Shoto, he is dating someone else now. And Shoto sure as hell has no feelings for him. It was all an act, you dumbasses."

"Bakugou, maybe you shouldn't call the League of Villains dumbasses when they have us captive."

"Shut it, shitty hair. They're my future inlaws, I can call them whatever I damn well please."

Eijiro held his hands up, closing his mouth.

All For One stared at Katsuki for a moment, collecting his thoughts. "So you're saying Izuku has been using his classmate to confuse and mess with the rest of his class over their knowledge of his relationship status with you and Dabi's brother?" Katsuki nodded and All For One smiled. "I am so proud of him."

"He's not doing it to impress you, you walking fried potato. He's doing it because the class is too nosey and won't back off. Plus Shoto isn't quite ready for his douchebag of a father to find out he is into guys, let alone dating two of his classmates."

Dabi nodded in understanding. "Yeah, that would not go over well with Endeavor."

"Exactly."

"How did my mom take it?"

"She adores me and Izuku."

"I can see her liking Midoriya, but you? Nah."

"Fuck off, I'm perfectly lovable." Katsuki smirked. "That's how I got both your brother and your son."

"Bakugou - "

"They can't do anything to me. They're trying to get on Izuku and Shoto's good sides and harming me - or you, for that matter - would definitely not go over well." Katsuki spoke smugly. "We're untouchable and they know it."

"You're a brat, you know that?"

"So I've been told." The blond shrugged. "So are you going to take us back now that we've cleared this up or are you going to wait for Shoto and Izuku to bring the entirety of UA down on your hideout and force you to move again?"

Shigaraki grunted as he continued to scratch at his neck, glancing at his adoptive father. Midoriya Hisashi sighed, shaking his head with a ghost of a smile. "I suppose we have no choice. Kurogiri."

The misty man opened a portal, the League, Katsuki, and Eijiro walking through to find the common room of the 2-A dorms an absolute warzone, shouting immediately overtaking their senses.

Katsuki ducked as a couch was thrown in the direction of the portal. "What the fu - "

"Kacchan!"

"Katsuki!"

"Eijiro!"

"Hisashi, you piece of trash!"

"Touya, this is why we can't have nice things."

"Everyone shut the fuck up!" Katsuki snapped, the common room falling silent. "Someone want to explain why the kitchen is on fire and why I just had a couch thrown at my head?" As he was talking, Kurogiri opened a portal and the League tried to sneak away. Key word; tried. Katsuki noticed and glared at them. "Oh no, you stay right where you are. You're going to explain to Izuku and Shoto your dumbassery and apologize to our class, but especially shitty hair and his family, got it?"

Hisashi and Dabi looked at their respective family members, proud smiles on their faces as they gestured to Katsuki. "He's a keeper."

"We know." Izuku and Shoto smiled at Katsuki, their hands entwined.

Class 2-A gaped at them, the amount of information they just learned in the last thirty or so minutes overloading their brains.

Hanta cleared his throat. "Let me be the first to say this. What - and I mean it from the bottom of my heart - the ever loving fuck is going on?!"

"Let me be the first to ask this point blank!" Mina cried out, pointing at Katsuki. "Are you dating Midoriya or Todoroki?"

"Yes."

"What does that mean?!" Mina pulled at her hair, on the verge of tears.

Ochako looked between the three boys, realization dawning on her. "It means Kirishima - and somehow, Mineta - were right. TodoBakuDeku was a thing all along."

The jaws of the rest of the students dropped as they stared at three boys who all had shit eating grins on their faces. Mineta looked like he was going to burst with excitement over the fact that he won the little war the class had going on, even if by accident and in protest.

"Wow, you were right, brat. They really had no idea you three are a thing." Dabi whistled lowly, leaning an elbow on Katsuki's shoulder. The blond shook him off, the fire user holding his hands up in a surrender position. "Hey, woah, you said it yourself. We're future inlaws. Might as well get along."

Mitsuki sighed, shaking her head. "Right. Sometimes I forget I'm going to be in laws with the League of freaking Villains." She turned to Inko. "Inko, you sure know how to pick a husband." Mitsuki looked at Rei. "And your husband sure knows how to fuck up perfectly good kids."

"Thank you!" Dabi, Natsuo, and Shoto exclaimed at the same time.

"How did you turn out to be such a brat when you have a mom like that?" Dabi elbowed Katsuki.

"I could ask you the same thing, staple face."

"What is happening? Why is Bakugou acting so...casual with the League? Why did Mrs. Bakugou say Ms. Midoriya knows how to pick husbands? Are Bakugou, Midoriya, and Todoroki really all dating each other? Is anything real anymore?" Toru questioned her existence in the corner, Mashirao right next to her trying not to breakdown with her. 

Izuku looked at Shoto as the dual quirk user sighed, pulling the shorter teen over to their blond boyfriend. The whole common room watched as Shoto grabbed Izuku and kissed him before doing the same to Katsuki, Izuku then pulling the blond in for a kiss as well. When they were done, they turned to the common room to speak when they were interrupted.

"You three are so dramatic. Couldn't have just said yes? Had to rub your love in all the single folks' faces?"

"Dabi, get jerked by hand job over there."

"That's my brother." Izuku and Shoto sighed at their boyfriend, flinching when shrieks sounded from half the common room.

Shoto turned to Izuku and Katsuki. "Maybe we should explain what is going on."

"Are you sure, Sho?"

"Izu, I just kissed both you and Kat in front of our whole class, their families, and the fucking League. I think I'm ready." Shoto smiled, slipping his hands into both Katsuki's and Izuku's.

Katsuki smirked. "Can I explain?"

"No!" Izuku shook his head vigorously. "Kacchan, you'll either not give enough of an explanation or way too much information, some of which you'll falsify."

"I wouldn't do that, Deku."

Shoto chuckled. "Okay, Bakubottom."

Katsuki huffed, crossing his arms. "Just get on with the explanation."

Izuku pecked his cheek. "Anything for you, Kacchan."

The blond bit back a smile, choosing to glare at his class and the snickering League instead.

"Shut up, Touya. You exert the biggest brat energy I've ever seen. And that's saying a lot, seeing as I'm dating both Katsuki and Izuku."

"Shoto, you're what?"

A pause of silence.

"Father."