Legolas: AADA I DONT WANT IT I DONT WANT IT I DONT

Thranduil: It's just a turnip, ion nin, it's okay. Shhh. It'll be okay. 

Legolas: NO ITS ICKY I DONT WANT TO TOUCH IT IT CAME FROM THAT DWARF

Thranduil: Just pretend it's a dead thing. It's what it looks like. 

Legolas: ....*whimper*....ooookayyy *gingerly picks up one of Bombur's turnips*

Thranduil: There, see. 

Legolas: Bleeeargh *throws it*

Thranduil: Okay, you're going to have to help me with the rest of this stuff. 

Legolas: Fine. *picks up map of hobbiton* This could be useful. 

Thranduil: If we could read it, that is. 

Legolas: What about this? *picks up a gold coin*

Thranduil: OOOOH SHINYY

Legolas: Ada. 

Thranduil: *innocently* What. 

Legolas: It's a piece of gold. 

Thranduil: Wow, really. 

Legolas: It's not like the Star of Elendil or anything. 

Thranduil: Obviously not. But lets keep it, we can spend it on a piece of...

Legolas: Cake? Please cake. 

Thranduil: ...fine. But it has to be chocolate raspberry. 

Legolas: Okay.