Thranduil: Guards!

Guards: *bowing* Yes, my Liege? 

Thranduil: This little man is an extreme annoyance to me. Remove him!

Guards: With pleasure!

Legolas: *walking in* Hello, Ada

Thranduil: This really isn't the best time,Legolas

Legolas: Uuum, sorry. Why not?

Thranduil: (to guards) You may wait for my orders. Legolas, I'm dealing with an issue. *looks meaningfully at Thorin*

Thorin: Are you calling me an issue?

Thranduil: *thoughtfully* Yes, I suppose I am. And I didn't ask you to speak. 

Legolas: Father? What exactly is going on? 

Thranduil: This dwarf guy invaded my forest. 

Legolas. Oh. Hi Thorin. 

Thranduil: Do you know each other?

Thorin: Absolutely not! To think that I would associate with such...filth!

Legolas: *mutters* Well, so much for trying to be nice.

Thranduil: Yes, Thorin, that's quite enough. Guards!

Guards: What are your orders?

Thranduil: To the dungeons! That's what he deserves!

Thorin: Nnno heeey stahp dont ow that hurt you beasts unhand me *gagged* uhnnnaouehfin  isugsa lg isug..*guards drag him away*

Legolas: Father, don't you think that this is a bit...drastic?

Thranduil: Of course not. 

Legolas: Okay. I'll just...be over here...

Thranduil: I need some lunch. Speaking to that... that... thing really made me feel famished. *dramatic sigh*

Legolas: Um okay I'll make it...?

Thranduil: Sure, thanks. I'll have a four course meal featuring roasted pheasant-that's pheasant not peasant-and roasted red pepper soup with fresh bread and...

Legolas: *inturrupting* I realy don't have time to cook all that now...

Thranduil: I'm just kidding. Gosh. I'll just have a salad. 

Legolas: Fine. Bye. *leaves*

*5 minutes later*

Legolas: Here you go.. I tried.. 

Thranduil: Thanks. 

Legolas: Okay, I really have to go now. Theres, like, some spiders and

Thranduil: So, I don't get any company?

Legolas: I really can't stand here just watching you eat...

Thranduil: Aaand why not?

Legolas: I already told you! So bye. 

Thranduil: Okay, fine, go away then. 

Legolas:....bye...