(May contain peanuts, tree nuts, and swearing)

Hey there, you're probably wondering what you're reading, and who I am, but that'll be in the Konoha history books soon enough. The name's Haruno, Sakura Haruno. I'm the kind of woman who likes my glass stirred, not shaken.

I know, I know, what's a professional doing wasting her time writing? Time is money, and that's true but lately I've become obsessed with myself so I'm paying someone to follow me around and write the manga : SAKURA~ I think it has a nicer ring to it than Naruto...😅
Like come on, seriously?

Writer: "what are your thoughts on Sasuke nowadays?"

*laughs* That guy! I don't really give a fuck about Sasuke anymore. He's like... a murderer and stuff now.

"But aren't you a ninja?"

Yeah, but like, I'm a pround hypocrite so that's invalid.

"... okay." *both laugh*

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"Stay tuned for the follow up chapters! Once I figure this kunoichi out I'll start making and posting the SAKURA manga!"