There are FIVE YEAR OLDS out there

WITH SMARTPHONES

And I'm just here like NOPE

I AM THIRTEEN YEARS OLD

AND I HAVE NEVER OWNED ANY SORT OF PHONE IN MY LIFE

AND NOW THERE ARE FIVE YEAR OLDS WITH PHONES

BACK IN THE EARLY 2000'S, THAT WOULD' VE BEEN CONSIDERED OUTRAGEOUS 

SOMEONE GIVE ME A TABLE TO FLIP

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