Bonjour! Je suis une fille. Je suis affamé. Je veux manger une pizza. 

That's right, people, I'm starting French lessons! Now I can start speaking French and stuff and talk to French people and stuff! :D I said "and stuff" twice, but I don't care! :D

FRENCHINESS ROCKS >:D

(I edited this chapter because I was sick of my horrible n00b French -.-)