I sorta have this running joke during lunch where I assume Kat's dead if she's not sitting at the lunch table by the time I get there (Lucy and I bring our lunch, but Kat buys hers, so she takes longer)

And one time a convo went like this:

Me: Kat's not here... do you think she's dead?

Lucy: No *points to the lunch line* She's checking out over there

Me: She's checking out of life >:3

Both of us: *insanely giggling until Kat comes back*