Heather's Christmas Thing
That's the tree i did↑↑↑
So I was at my grandma's house decorating her tree and i got this idea so I wrote it while watching the Hallmark channel.
And I lost inspiration at the end bits so eh
It has cursing and stuff too soo...
The Christmas Party...
Tis the season to be jolly and in the city of Sherwood, Ohio, we focus on a certain group of four teens often called The Heathers who are preparing for a Christmas party for their school. If you think they must be laughing while decorating a tree guess again. Planning parties isn't all fun. Let's just take a look...
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"No! Ronnie, I know the recipe by heart. You're doing it wrong." The Heather known as Heather McNamara exclaimed. She was making gingerbread cookies with Veronica Sawyer who was only making things worse.
"Just, Go untangle the lights with Duke or something."
Now Heather Duke currently, being a "cotton-headed-ninny-muggins" according to Heather Mac, is untangling christmas lights—something you don't have to be in a good mood for.
Heather Duke never liked Christmas due to something with her family.
To avoid someone getting hurt, Veronica busies herself with putting various snacks in bowls.
"Heather! Do something useful and bring out the candy canes and spell something on the table with MnMs." Mac shouted to Heather Chandler who was giggling at a derpy looking reindeer who sang 'Jingle Bells' while walking.
Now your probably thinking "Damn, Heather's taking this so seriously." Christmas is, and always will be, Heather McNamara's favorite holiday. It's the most important thing in the world to her. And if you take it and screw it up for her, she will shove you down the chimney.
"Finnee Mom." She got up and ripped open a bag of MnMs that lay on the table. But she pulled on the sides a bit to hard so the contents of the bag flew over the floor. "Whoops." Chandler said quietly.
She glanced up at Heather Mac who looked at her with what looked like a calm expression. Veronica looked up and mutters quietly, "You've done it now." Mac looks at her for at least another minute before saying something.
"Heather I swear to fucking Buddha if this party flops," Mac said slowly advancing on Chandler. "I am going to stuff you inside a gingerbread house and feed you to Santa's reindeer."
Heather backed up a little while Veronica said, "Mac. Finish your gingerbread cookies. Heather. Go buy more MnMs and lights too while you're at it."
Mac re-entered the kitchen and resumed her cookies as Chandler grabbed her purse and left to the store. While Duke, realizing that new lights are being bought, picks up the mangled and old lights and slam-dunks them in the trash.
When Heather gets back from the store She and Duke hurriedly wrapped the lights around the tree while Veronica takes care of the MnMs.
Once the cookies were done, McNamara called Duke over to decorate them while she got changed so Veronica had to help decorate the tree.
Unbeknownst to Mac, Duke was writing 'Santa is Satan' and 'Fuck Rudolph' and 'Santa screws his slaves' on the cookies in red frosting.
Meanwhile Veronica and Chandler were screaming at each other on where the ornaments would look best. And considering the tree was at least 6'7 they were arguing who goes on whos shoulders to decorate the top of the tree.
When Mac got back from changing into a cute Santa outfit she saw what Duke was doing. After some talking and negotiating, Heather Chandler and Veronica had convinced Mac to let Duke back inside the warm house.
Of course this means that Heather Mac would have to make another batch of mix to replace the ruined cookies. But she let the others take a break and eat the bad cookies.
An hour later the second batch of cookies came out of the oven and, with Veronica's help, decorated them nicely and merrily. Finally when that was done they all changed into matching Santa outfits.
And there was one thing to be done. The star on the tree. It had always been Macs job to put out on the tree so she got onto Veronica's shoulders and placed it perfectly on the tree as guests started to arrive.
The end
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