" WHAT ?! "

" Why can't we pick ?! "

" I'm going to get fat !! "

" I wanna be paired with Drakie !! "

" SILENCE !! " McGonagall demanded

Everyone quieted down.

" None of the females will be actually pregnant, but we will have you have false memories of the 9 months and the delivery. From then on you'll all be living in a new room in the school called Unityton Meadow. The painting that leads into the room is right next to the Great Hall. Now when I call your name, each female will put on the Sorting Hat and went your partner is announced go sit with them at their house table. Any questions ? "

" Who will the babies look like ? " Madeline Ollivander, a Hufflepuff, asked

" All of the infants are elven, who's biological parents have unfourtunatly passed away so in a way they will choose who they look like once they lay eyes on you.

One by one each female was called up and assigned their partners, the reactions being relieved or disgusted

Soon the only females left to be partnered up were Luna, Rochelle, Daniella, Madeline, Pansy, Daphne, and Hermoine

Which meant the only males left were Ron, Harry, Neville, Blaise, Theodore, Donovan, and Draco

" Luna Lovegood " McGonagall announced.

Luna got up from the Ravenclaw table and skipped all the way to McGonagall and the Sorting Hat with a dreamy smile

Once the Sorting Hat was placed on her head everyone waited

" Blaise Zambini !! "

Groans came from the Slytherin table and Draco patted Blaise's back sympathetically

Luna simply took of the Sorting Hat and set it down then skipped to the Slytherin table smiling all the way until she got to Blaise " Hello Blaise " she said

" Good luck mate " Draco said to Blaise

" Daphne Greengrass "

Daphne gracefully stood up and walked to the Sorting Hat

It barely brushed her head when the Sorting Hat yelled

" Harry Potter !! "

" At least it wasn't Pansy " Ron muttered to Harry as Daphne gracefully walked over to the Gryffindor table and Harry quickly moved a bit so there was enough room for the blonde to sit.

" Pansy Parkinston "

Pansy got up and walked over to the Sorting Hat, hoping she'd get paired with her Drakie Poo

Rochelle prayed that the Sorting Hat would pair Draco with Pansy. You see since they were all 11, Draco has had a giant crush on Rochelle, who still can't stand him by the way, so she was hoping fate wouldn't partner her up with the glorified ferret

The Sorting Hat brushed against Pansy's head and yelled

" Ron Weasely !! "

Pansy screeched and Ron paled. Harry and Hermoine simply rubbed Ron's back sympathetically as Pansy was forcibly brought to the Gryffindor table

" Poor poor Ron ... " Madeline said sympathetically to Daniella who was sitting beside her, who was also a Hufflepuff but was mistaken by Draco as ' another Weasely ' soley based on the fact that Daniella had red hair.

Daniella looked at her friend incredulously " Forget about Ron for a bit worry about us !! " she hissed " Nev's the only decent guy left, which means one of us will end up with the glorified ferret !! "

" Daniella Flint "

" Wish me luck " Daniella muttered ans got up and walked to the Sorting Hat and placed it on her head and it yelled

" Neville Longbottom !! "

" Oh thank goodness " Daniella sighed in relief and made her way to the Gryffindor table where a very relieved Neville was

Which meant that the only people who haven't been paired up yet were Madeline, Rochelle, Hermoine, Theodore, Donovan, and Draco

So there was a big chance that Rochelle might be partnered with Draco Malfoy.

Yipee !! Note the sarcasm.

" Madeline Ollivander " Madeline inaudibly gulped and walked to the Sorting Hat

" Theodore Nott !! "

Madeline groaned a bit in annoyance and made her way to the Slytherin table

" Ha !! You're stuck with Mad Maddie !! " Crabbe and Goyle snickered

Unfourtunatly for them Madeline had heard and slapped both guys upside the head as she passed them on her way to Theodore and Theodore quickly made room for her beside him

The other Slytherins gawked at Theodore

" What ? I want to try and get through this year as injury free as physically possibly ... "

" Rochelle Fawley "

Rochelle got up and walked to the Sorting Hat and it was placed on her head

' Please don't be Draco, please don't be Draco please don't be Draco please - '

" Donovan Orion !! "

Rochelle sighed in relief, glad that she wasn't paired up with Draco ... wait a minute ...

Hermoine hasn't been paired yet, so that could only mean ...

Rochelle froze and looked over at a horrified and very furious Hermoine then spotted Draco wearing the same expression

And with that, pandemonium ensued once again