Welcome to the fourth chapter of this book and now then it's time for the reveal of the couples in the chapter can't have all the fun just reading this and who knows maybe the fake Lucifer will see the real Lucifer and play the music whenever

Now as I wake up I feel two weights on me instead of one and I open my eyes to reveal the mystery weight known as Rias now how did she even know where I live and I know we didn't have sex because I would never have sex with a demon and seeing as the four houses are human she needs to get the fuck out unless Akeno is in Wolfs room and look at that my girlfriend is waking up because she couldn't use her body pillow last night
Haruka:Hey Joey mind telling me why she's here
Joey:well we both fell asleep at the same time so she must've come in here when everyone was asleep also mind getting her off me
Haruka:Oh I don't mind at all "as that bitch thought she could steal my man and body pillow"
I then see Haru throw Rias out the window and into the lake out back
Haruka:Now then back to bed it's a Saturday
Joey:Alright then
I then lay back down and Haru lays on top of me and uses my chest as a pillow and I then wrap my arms around her and pat her head
Haruka:Mine
Joey:yeah yeah I know and your mine
Instead of just responding Haru snuggles into my chest some more and we then fall asleep and seeing as it the middle of the night too
Lovota and Wolfs room
Wolf then opens his eyes upon seeing long black hair in his face instead of shoulder length hair and notices that she's laying down on him instead of Lovota which means she wakes up a lot early
Wolf:3...2...1
Lovota:why is that bitch in my spot
Wolf:I don't know but can you get um what's her name again
Lovota:Akeno
Wolf:Ah yes Akeno off me
Lovota then throws Akeno out the window only to see Rias outside too in the lake
Lovota:so they think they can get mine and Haru's man, I think it's time for a girls night out
And then the scene changes to

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Lucifer:Now then time to get started isn't that right detective
Chloe:Lucifer we're married stop calling me that and why do you do that
Lucifer:On my behalf he was actually exercising his power seeing as how I was just doing 4 above the speed limit so I exercised my power
Chloe:Of course you did
Lucifer:Also is the Child still asleep
Chloe:yes she is
Lucifer:good because I got a text from Joey saying that my name is no more then a title upon a subspecies called devils who think they are actually superior to humans, well let's see if there superior to my wife made by my father himself
Chloe:Your still not going to let that go
Lucifer:Actually I did and he made you so I can stay on earth and burn my wings as dear old dad would never let an angels wings be burnt away unless that said angel got permission from him and him and mom are reunited
Chloe:that's great
Lucifer:yes it is indeed detective,now then let's get going shall we and I believe maze is already there probably planing to have a girls night out with Lovota and Haruka
Chloe:True
Scene change and time skip
*Knock*
*Knock*
*Knock*
Joey:Hold on I'm coming
I then open the door and see maze
Maze:Joey good to see you also where are the girls
Wolf:still asleep
Maze:Hello Wolf and what do you mean
Joey:ya know the subspecies of demons
Maze:Yes those filthy devils not even real and they take Lucifer's name and turn it into a title and pretend that they descended from Lucifer himself and even made a faker family of him, JSU thinking that makes me want to kill them all
Joey:Yes yes get in line or join the party I really don't care and the girls should be awake as of now and goes down the stairs in 3...2...1
Both girls:Hey maze
Maze:Okay I'm still a little freaked out by that and your perfect timing also girls I have some fun things planned
Both girls:Were in
Maze:easier then I thought
Joey:they really wanted to hangout with ya so girls have fun me and Wolf are going to do drunk by daylight
Wolf:Fucking finally
Maze:Just to let you know Lucifer is coming here tomorrow
Joey:Perfect and tell him that he'll meet the fake Lucifer tomorrow or I'll just text him
Maze:that's fine also let's go girls
Both girls:Alright maze
Three girls:Nigh out let's go
Wolf:should we be worried about who's going to get killed
Joey:Don't you which devil is going to get killed
Wolf:Sure but anyway let's get started
Joey:Alright I got my whiskey what do you have
Wolf:Whiskey
Joey:perfect
Mean while with the girls
Maze:so how about we go after the bitch's that came after your men
Both girls:that's what we were just thinking of
Maze:Glad were on the same page now let's hunt down dose devils
Both girls:Hell yeah
They then proceeded to go to a bar they can't really get drunk as it takes a lot of alcohol to do that which is why the boys have 9,001 bottles of whiskey in there room and they are the big bottles of whiskey and it's called magic on how they fit that in there rooms
Timeskip brought to you by the girls setting a new record for how many shots of whiskey were drunk in that bar
Maze:Alright now that is over what are there names
Haruka:Rias
Lovota:Akeno
Maze:You mean that the little sister of the fake Lucifer tried to get into Joeys pants even I wouldn't do that because of how you can get then there's the queen of that group going after Wolf I barely feel sorry for them
Haruka:We already have them chained up as I and Lovota put a spell on the lake of when ever we throw someone with out a certain make into the lake they get teleported into the basements basement
Maze:That's interesting so how far do you think the boys are with drunk by daylight
Meanwhile with the boys
Joey:Oh fuck it's Michael Jackson Myers as now he's moon walking
Wolf:That's how many shots now
Joey:got a purple key and that makes it 1,000,000 million shots oh hey another chest
Wolf:no red key
Joey:hey look it's a red key and that makes it 1,000,100 shots or whiskey
Wolf:found the hex ruin and Joey do you mind
Joey:not at all Nigga they destroyed your hex totem
Wolf:thank you
Joey:no problem
Back with the girls
Haruka/Lovota:probably against Michael Jackson Myers right now and have about 1,000,100 shots as Joey just found two keys ones purple the others red and destroyed a hex totem and Joey saying his famous line
Maze:huh interesting so need any help with the two bitches
Haruka/Lovota:why do you think we told you about them though you still would've snuck in
Maze:True

And that's a wrap so you all know what's up next chapter and what not and I hope you enjoyed this book as much as I have writing it and with that this is Joey signing off with no interruptions