Come.. Come.. Come one and all, disorderly packed up against every wall, we're all here for a reason I bet, have you figure out your disorder yet...
Come.. Come.. Come on everyone, enjoy the party and have some fun, but always remember disorders are true, I wonder which disorder May have picked you...

Good afternoon.. come on in.. allow me to show you around, first things first I would like you to follow me.. come over here to the couch, we have two lovers.. substance abuse and substance dependency, they try to end it but they just get sucked right back in you see, if you come in the kitchen you'll find a man.. Disorder of binge eating, he's always stuffing his face with food and drinks that he doesn't need, then you have the girl.. In which the kitchen she'd never be, anorexia a beautiful girl that's dying because she won't eat, bulimia this man's self image he tries to rebuke, but if food even touches his lips he runs to the bathroom to puke, hypersomnia his best friend is a man that won't sleep, insomnia tries to wake his friend.. But he never leaves the sheets, anxiety all this girl can do is just worry galore, we invite her every time but she never makes it through the door, and my old friend PTSD he always tries to avoid, he thinks that he'll get flashbacks.. I think he's just paranoid, this man delusional Disorder can never be organized, he never has any sense of direction and/ or time, the dj switching the song so much is my good friend bipolar, he can never decide what he wants.. It's a very confusing disorder, that doesn't bother adhd he'll dance to anything, him and his brother A.D.D. just laugh and play and sing, erectile dysfunction trying to please a girl at his best, nymphomania she's with him because she's addicted to sex, epilepsy probably regrets coming because of the lights, schizophrenia is trying to figure out what's real and what's in his mind, schiz probably feels like he's on acid 24/7, next time use the bathroom before hand.. some of us have bad habits, bulimia never leaves the bathroom because he always feels sick, depression fills the other one because they regret coming here quick...

Come.. Come.. Come one and all, disorderly packed up against every wall, we're all here for a reason I bet, have you figure out your disorder yet...
Come.. Come.. Come on everyone, enjoy the party and have some fun, but always remember disorders are true, I wonder which disorder May have picked you...

multi personality disorder is interesting right, you can talk to him and then someone else at almost any given time, we have to clean up afterwards because of OCD, if we don't help her out then she'll be up all night to clean, and now you're handsome.. Charismatic.. And perfect host and guide, I have a very special disorder that lives inside my mind, my name is antisocial personality disorder but to address me, you may shorten it down just refer to me as psychopathy, now what about you, why are you here, you have a special disorder, that's been around for millions of years, you can eat.. Sleep.. Drink.. Think.. And control yourself just grand, I have an idea.. I think i'll just call you the average man, so no matter your thoughts, you do belong here, you're just as scary as anyone who can't control themselves or their fears, so relax my friend, and try to have fun, you can't escape disorders because everybody has one...

Come.. Come.. Come one and all, disorderly packed up against every wall, we're all here for a reason I bet, have you figure out your disorder yet...
Come.. Come.. Come on everyone, enjoy the party and have some fun, but always remember disorders are true, I wonder which disorder May have picked you...