Vanossgaming: Minecraft Pt 3
Warning: misspelled words, cringed, and confusing parts of the story.
Oc- Original Characters but with numbers
Ac- Alternative Characters ( same people in different Multiverse)
M-male F-Female
Bino: Well before we start,
Bino turned to other Hosts while they are important people.
Tempest: Please tell me we're sitting next to these guys and perverts, except for Anya she is precious.
Everyone turned to Tempest
Everyone: HEY THATS NOT NICE/ THAT IS SO RUDE
Perverts: HEY NOT AND NOT OUR FAULT THAT YOU GET A BABES, WHILE WE DON'T
Bino: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH, you guys and that is not to treat your guest here.
Bino turned to the hosts
Bino: (Sigh) you guys get to the VIP section to the left and add some soundproof area next to the VIP. (He snaps his fingers and poofs the VIP section).
Jair/Tempest: Wow thanks
And those to moan on the bed chair, and Jair's and Tempest's wives blush and lick their lips.
Bino: Anytime
Everyone was amazed and others were jealous of them that they get the Luxury while they get movie theater seats.
Rich people: Wow/ Never seen that type of Luxury.
Perverts:
Aruto: Hah that's what you get perverts
Aguilera walk to the perverts and an idiot trying to make a move on her
Issei: Hey babe is interested to join my harem.
Bino is in protective father mode and Tempest does too and he doesn't want Eri to be with boys.
Bino: If that perv tries to make a move on her I will cut his nut and rod in half and shove it in his ass. So I can torture him until he's dead in my eyes and rip every skin in his body don't you agree Tempest?
Tempest: ( Monstrous voice) Yes
Aguilera makes a smirk
Aguilera: Sure (smile)
Bino pulls out a shotgun and music pop out of nowhere Aruto, Jair, and Tempest know this theme
Aruto, Jair, and Tempest back away from a papa bear terminator.
Aruto: santa mierda (Holy $h!+)
Jair turned to Tempests
Jair: Remind me not to piss him off when it come to family
Tempest pulls out a super shotgun from doom and shot Jair in the kneel as payback
Jair: Oh come on really
Tempest: And that what you get
Aguilera's POV
Issei: Really
Aguilera trick smile
Aguilera: Noo and I don't like perverted trash like you will die like a virgin and purge in the fire. And they should be extinct like the dogs they are. And I love to torture my enemies that are pervs like a little cockroach. (Sadistic laugh)
Issei got roasted like an idiotic Buffon
Koneko: I like her
Akeno: Ara Ara never thought an Issei gets embarrassed by Aguilera senpai
Rias: Wait senpai
Akeno: Yes, and I started finding my true love
Rias: Oh really who
Akeno: you'll figure it out Rias
Bino felt a chill through his spine.
Aguilera walk to the VIP section and Bino still hold the shotgun and aim at the pervert.
Bino:
Bino shot the pervert in the nut and the guys were covering their family jewel. And Issei is in pain like a little Puta (B!@+h)
Issei (in pain): agh why
Bino did terminator style
Bino:
Bino walked back to the VIP section.
Aruto saw that and turned to everyone while the pervert was in pain.
Aruto: O-Okay, Ready guys
Everyone: Yeah/ YES
Meanwhile on screen
Aruto: Tatsumi (repeat x 3) teleport, I'm gonna I'm going back to the house, I'm gonna ride the boat okay watch the stream, you can watch me on stream
Tatsumi: Yeah (repeat x 3)
Basara: I'm crying (repeat x 3)
Aruto jumped on the mine cart
Aruto: Wish me, luck boys wish me luck
Jair turned to Aruto
Jair: So your plan to annoy the pervert
Aruto turned to Jair
Aruto: Yes
Aruto jumped on the cart and still laughing and Timeskip to the secret entrance near a tree disguised as a bush.
Aruto: I'm going up to our secret entrance in the forest Tatsumi
Basara: Go (repeat x 3)
Aruto: Okay he's downstairs right
Tatsumi: Yeah
Aruto: Wait hold on, I just to make sure he doesn't see me
Aruto places a boat on the ground
Everyone was dumbfounded by Aruto's idea
Tempest: Seriously dude a boat
Aruto: Yep and I'm out of ideas okay, and Jair what are you doing
Jair was hiding something and it was a spray can
Jair: Something to get my revenge, TAKE THIS YOU MEXICAN BASTARD
Bino got sprayed by Jair
Bino: Serious dude is that it
Jair: No, and take this you b!+#h
He sprayed on Sato, Mio(AU), and Roberta and make them feel horny, and charged at Bino
Bino: Wait WHAT... What did you do to my wives
Jair smirked at him
Jair: You know the same prank that I did archer Tempest since I muted him
Tempest: Yeah... Wait what you d1#k
Sato: Oh Bino
Bino turned to his wives with a terrifying look
Bino(terrified): Y-Yes
Mio(AU): You know what *beep* it
Mio(AU) dragged Bino to the room that is soundproof
Bino: Aruto, Tempest save me
They were trying to save him, but Roberta stop them and held a shotgun and large bowie knife.
Roberta: One move bye(repeat x 2) your nuts for life, am I clear
Roberta holding a shotgun.
Tempest/ Aruto: Y-Yes M-Mam
Roberta: Good, Now if you excuse me I have a husband to dried
They both back away and Bino is dragged by Roberta and Mio(AU)
Tempest: Sorry Man don't want to piss them off
Aruto: Me too, and Jair has brought the spray that he has done to Will
Bino was shocked and pissed at Jair
Bino(being dragged): When I get hands-on you when this is over
Mio(AU): Stop stretching the floor
Bino: Aruto you're in charge of this theater
Aruto: Ok...
And the guys did the same.
Bino: YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLE WHEN I GET HAND ON YOU JAIR AND TELL MY STORY BOY
Bino is dragged and never seen again
Aguilera saluted her father as well.
Aruto: Why are you saluting your own father?
Aguilera turned to Aruto
Aguilera: Causes it funny to see him suffer by my Moms
Aruto: Can't argue with that
Gaspar: He's going to blow your stuff now
Aruto: Watch the stairs (repeat x 2), I'm coming down the stair. I'm rowing behind him, watch me ride the boat behind them
Issei's Stream
Issei: Come on Aruto, where'd you come from you little *beep*
Aruto: He's looking for you guys
Issei: Where did you *beep*ing come, where did you come from *beep* bull
Aruto: I'm gonna ride the boat into the lava
Tatsumi: Yeah
Asia: Why would you end your life like that
Tempest turned to Asia
Tempest: Look not things are easy and also it's just a video game
Asia: O-Oh okay
Tatsumi: Yeah
Aruto: I'm lighting him on fire
Issei: Oh you *beep*ing retard Aruto you *beep*ing idiot
Aruto: What up boys
Aruto and Basara laughed
Aruto: my screens are on fire how do you get rid of that
Aruto: Argh I hate it when it lags a lot
Everyone is from the modern era: Yep/ Its just a pain/ It will take a lot of paperwork/ I play a game on my PC and lags too/It's a nightmare.
Everyone is from the Past: What's wrong with that
Jair: trust me you'll understand one day
Basara: Wait, He's making a locator map, we need to get out of the minority cave. Let's go
Tuka: What is a locator map
Tempest:*sigh* is an item that is used to locate other players on the server in Minecraft.
Lucifer: That seems useful doesn't it and it has a drawback isn't it
Jair: Yep
Tatsumi: If we get close to the house he will see us, so from looking at that map. We should actually keep going away from the house.
Lucifer: I was right
Aruto: Yes, it will locate other players in a small radius.
Aruto keeps walking and has an idea to message Issei.
Aruto: I feel like someone who's empty-handed should go
Basara: I'm empty-handed
Mio(OC): And I thought you were prepared for a situation like that Oni-chan. And now you are about to get killed by a pervert.
Basara: Noted
Aruto: I think you should go, you should drop him a note if we have one here.
Tatsumi: Here's a book and quill
Aruto: so we're donating your diamond to Gaspar and Jaune
Gaspar/Jaune: Were in this awesome
Rias/Nora: Congrat Gaspar/ Fearless leader in here too
Tatsumi: I'm gonna go to the house and save my dog. I have to save my dog, he's gonna kill my dog.
Night raid/Satan, Beelzebub/Micheal(F): You have a dog Tatsumi/ Human
Tatsumi: I DON'T KNOW
Akame: Tatsumi
Tatsumi turned to Akame
Tatsumi: Yes Akame
Akame: Where did you keep the dog
Awkward silent ... Tatsumi snap
Tatsumi: For the last time I don't have dog guys
Everyone sweatdrop
Aruto: oh my god rescue mission
Anya: Yay save Mr. Tat's doggie
Tatsumi turned to the child
Tatsumi: Huh
Tatsumi: Gotta see my *beep*ing dog,
Issei saw them and walked in their direction
Tatsumi: Oh there he's coming towards us run ( repeat x 4), he found us quick ( repeat x 3)
Basara: Go ( repeat x 4)
The boys run faster as hell
Aruto: Basara, you should be the one to sacrifice because you have nothing and you should deliver the note
Basara: So using me as a messenger to sacrifice myself for nothing right
Tatsumi/Aruto: Yeap
Basara: He shot me
Yuki: BASARA NO
Basara: I'm right here Yuki
Silent awkward
Yuki: Ohhh... sorry
Basara and Aruto laughed
Aruto: we see that
Back to Issei's stream
Basara drop the book and quill to Issei while he was holding a bow
Issei: Okay so look let's see what this leads.
And he starts reading the message
Issei: We're donating your diamond to the minorities
Aruto and Tatsumi laugh
Everyone was laughing too
This piss Issei off and headshot Basara
Basara: you know it was worth it
Mio(OC): it is funny don't you think guys
Basara's Group: Yes it is/it's funny that he shot Basara in the head was off times funny
Time skip to Tatsumi
Tatsumi: Hey found me (repeat x 3) no
Everyone turned to Tatsumi and make him terrify
Everyone: YOU HAVE ONE JOB TATSUMI
Tatsumi was at the corner sulking
Aruto: How ( repeat x 3), Where are you
Tatsumi: He found the cave ( Repeat x 3)
Aruto: What do you mean he found the cave how *beep* it, Basara ( repeat x 2)
Basara: What ( repeat x 3)
Aruto: He found the *beep* cave, I think we're abandoning the cave Basara we're gonna have to bend in it and we're gonna have to keep digging this way. Yo (repeat x 4) can I block off the train, can I start breaking the train tracks?
Tatsumi: Okay yeah (repeat x 2)
Loid: Buying more time to get quicker was I right
Aruto: Nice detective work Mr. Forger
Tatsumi: work away ( repeat x 2)
Aruto starts breaking the tracks
Gaspar: Someone in the chat says it so stressful to watch
RWBY/JNPER/VIrtues/Sins/Faction leaders: It is painful stress
Basara laughed
Aruto: He's trying to break through ( repeat x 4)
Basara: What about our diamonds
Koneko: What about the pervert's diamonds he can't leave them empty-handed
Issei: Yeah... OH COME ON
Saji laughing as hell
Jair shot a clam shotgun in the nuts
Saji screams at a high pitch like a girl
Saji in pain: Why
Tempest: that would shut him up
Sona: Thanks
Tempest: Any time
Aruto: We take that *beep* with us we got to do it now
Basara: Where are we (repeat x 2) taking it, where are we putting it
Tatsumi: This is like a movie
Maria(1): It kinda does
Aruto: We're *beep*ing going to new place kay, we gotta move
Tatsumi: what if he found us
Basara: Okay go(repeat x 3) Brake the beds okay
Aruto: *beep* get your bed gets your *beep* beds. Let's block the thing behind us ( repeat x 2) did you block it off (repeat x 2)
Basara: Yes I block it off grab the *beep* okay
Aruto: Okay grab your shit ( repeat x 4) keep walking ( repeat x 3)
Shino: This is getting intense
Takeo: Yeah it is
Aruto: We should make one of those things (repeat x 2) one of those chest Tatsumi
Tatsumi: Oh yeah I can just do it
Lelei: wait he can do that
Jair: Yep the owner of the server can go creative and use it randomly
Rory: That is surprising
Basara: An ender chest, yeah do it ( repeat x 3)
Tatsumi: There's an ender chest you put it in here
Basara: Do it right now
Aruto: Right now
Tatsumi/Basara: yeah yeah
Basara: he found the real cave
Aruto: We're so far though from their
Issei burned the chest
Basara: He's burning our chests out
Aruto: See good *beep* move that we left, holy *beep* oh my god
The devils from DXD felt pain
Lucifer: That is weak
Levia: Yeah
Micheal(F): Those poor devils
Basara: woo he found the second chest that's it you *beep*ing though *beep*
Tatsumi, Basara, and Aruto laughing so hard
Including everyone
Basara: Oh yes
Tatsumi: Yes boys suck on it
Issei: *beep* you guys
Issei: yeah screw you
Aruto/Tatsumi/Basara:We have no regrets
Aruto: Did guys see that the potato
Basara: I took the potato and eat it sorry
Aruto: Hah you son of *beep*
Tatsumi: You know what ( repeat x 2) I could do is I can make a train system quickly that would lead to a pit of lava so he would flint it
Basara: Yeah let's do that (repeat x 2)
Aruto: You know fully still expected this *beep* probably
Tatsumi was floating in creative placing obsidian
Tatsumi: Yeah
Aruto: We have like a little balcony
Tatsumi jumped on the cart and test it
Tatsumi: I-I've hidden the deadfall I put more rails in front of the fall, so it looks like you continue straight on
Mari: Isn't that too much
Tempest: If it works yep
Tatsumi fell into the pit of lava and fly back up
Aruto: Holy *beep*
Tatsumi: Isn't that genius
Mine: It is easy to fool him
Tatsumi: Ah it's amazing dude right
Aruto: Tatsumi (repeat x 2) come down here
Tatsumi: where are you
Aruto: down here, right before the drop look
Tatsumi giggles
Tatsumi: Minorites win
Tatsumi (accent in german): Welcome my minorities welcome my name is Tatsumi, the *beep* head Incursio with another trap for you today, Welcome to episode number one, we are gonna be making a trap of lava and mine carts in Minecraft. We're gonna be waiting for our friend to be lured which is Daithi de Ddraig ( can't think of a nickname) who we *beep* with all episodes hope you enjoyed so far and then we get him into one of these carts, I shall run through the door hopefully been being chased by Mr. Ddraig, I hopefully will run through the door while being you know by Mr. Ddraig, I get into one of two, they shall be another cart here and I shall try and run ... *beep**beep*... I shall get into the mine cart and go here
Aruto and Basara laughed
Aruto: Don't get out
Tatsumi: Mister Ddraig ( repeat x 2) shall be following like this and then he will read the sign that says Minorites win and look down into a pit of lava
Basara/Aruto: Yeah
Tatsumi: It's going to work and minorities win *beep*
The boys walked outside was raining
Aruto (laughing): This look so *beep* suspicious
Shino: It kinda is, I mean looks at the torches
Basara: Listen he thinks no (repeat x 3)
Tatsumi: Oh Jesus *beep* Christ Basara he's not retarded
Basara: YES HE IS
Tatsumi: He's not retarded I'm sorry
Basara: Alright get rid of some of my *beep* torches that I place it
Mio(OC): Way to blow your cover oni-chan
Basara: Yeap
Aruto: I waited a long time for this to show me
Barasa: Me too
Maria(1): I was going to think that Mr. Tatsumi's plan work
Levia: Who knew that this human male has in store
Lucifer: Can we just for on this show
Aruto: You're so close... Basara
Basara: If you're crouched you can't fall off
Awkward silent
Aruto: I could just push you in their
Tempest: I would do the same to Jair
Aruto: Same to Bino... where heck is that idiot Cabron (Fu^&*#)... Oh wait he was archer
Basara: I swear to God if you push me here
Aruto: This is the time this is the moment
Basara: It's finally gonna happen after all this time
Tatsumi's POV
Tatsumi run like hell
Tatsumi: Oh *beep* he hit me with an arrow, he's chasing me(repeat x 2)
Basara: good (repeat x 3)
Aruto: Listen it'll give us the play-by-play
Tatsumi: I don't know I'm terrified to look around, he's chasing me boys he's chasing me
Aruto: You're gonna have to have enough time to go in and start it which takes a long *beep* time
Barasa: You might have to die in the cart
Bulat: that would be a risk
Lubbock: Yeah that would take guts to make Tatsumi self-sacrifice
Tatsumi: No I'm gonna be in creative mode, so I won't die come here help me
Lubbock: Or that
Aruto: Where are you,
Basara: Why
Aruto: What is he doing
Tatsumi: He's trying to blow it up, stay on the balcony
Aruto: Ok (repeat x 3) what are you doing
Najenda: He making you guys stay in that position
Tatsumi: Yeap
Tatsumi: stay in the balcony
Aruto giggles: ok
Issei fell into the pit of lava
Everyone is laughing at Issei's misfortune
Aruto laughed
Basara: Yyeesss
Issei placed blocks to escape the lava and got burned into a crisp
Aruto: There he goes
Basara: Yeah he's building out
The word PRANK'D popped out
And everyone was cheering for the boys while Issei was in defeat agony
Issei: I lost
Tatsumi: WE DID IT MINORITES WIN BOYS, MINORITIES WIN
Everyone applause at the video
Replay flashback
Aruto: Did he even see the lava
Tatsumi: No watch his stream
Tatsumi was attacking Issei and ran straight and see the pit of lava in shocked
Issei: So that's what happen and didn't see the pit
Rias: Issei
Issei: yes
RIas: you need to work on your surroundings, Koneko
Koneko: Yes Rias
Koneko punched Issei
Issei: Why( in pain)
Aruto: He ran in (repeat x 4)
The boys laughed
Basara/Tatsumi: Yyeess
Tatsumi: Ladies and Gentlemen this is the greatest Minecraft server of all time boys
Aruto: You totally didn't cheat or anything so you're floating
Teens/Anya: Yes he did
Tatsumi: seriously
Tatsumi: No, no
He turned off creative to survival mode and fell into the lava and sacrifice himself
Tatsumi( Arnold Voice): Remember me minorities we win this is our day Hasta La Vista baby argh
And he made a final speech and burned to death in lava
Jair: Did he just pull the Arnold
Aruto/Tempest: Yes he did
Night Raid saluted Tatsumi's self-sacrifice of his bravery and Anya was saluting and crying at the same time
Anya: Bye-bye Mr. Robot
Yor and Willow were wondering who is Arnold.
Yor: Who's Arnold
Willow: Yeah like she said when the kid pull the voice
Aruto: Arnold Schwarzenegger is a famous actor who plays in every terminator franchise and here's a picture of him in his younger and older days
Every females in the theater was blushing and rubbing their thighs after seeing him
Females: Oh wow/ He's handsome/I feeling warm tingling feeling
Boys: Here we go again
Basara jumped in a pit as well
Basara: Yeet
Toujou Family: Really Son/Oni-chan/Basara
Aruto: All right guys its been a good run, but were being good people and we give it back okay
Tatsumi: Look here he is
Aruto: Can't stand to the side I'm dropping his *beep* in here, I'm gonna drop some stuff
Basara: Why is he *beep*ing shoot me
Aruto: Cuz he's scared we just *beep* with him for 3 hour
Anya: That is funny
Aruto: I'm putting more
Tatsumi: he still shooting
Basara: He still *beeping* shoot me
Tatsumi: he still got stressed, and he still doesn't trust us
Aruto wrote in the book
Aruto: Love you Sub to Vanossgaming though
Everyone: Aww that's sweet
The boys laugh
Tatsumi: He type and said go *beep* yourself
Issei shot Basara again
Basara: He shot me
Issei shot and killed Aruto
Tatsumi( laugh): He's gonna run to lava (repeat x 2)
Aruto: Is he
Basara: Again
Word says Issei tried to swim in lava
Issei: OH COME ON AGAIN
Everyone is still laughing at him again
Aruto: What the hell
Basara: Again he just lost his *beep* again
Tatsumi: he ran away from me
Aruto: Did he do it by accident, let me see this *beep* there's is no way he did it again... He lost all the stuff he was holding
Basara: We did all of that gave it all back and he killed himself with everything
Koneko: There goes his loot and lost in the pit I hope your happy perv
Basara: Are you joking me
Aruto: How did he forget
Issei's stream
Issei was run away from Tatsumi and ran into the same pit
Issei: *beep* it, *beep* you, I'm going out
The boys laugh at Issei and respawn
Issei (laughing): All the diamonds are gone
Aruto: Oh my god it happens again ... Well the trap worked not the way we were planning to, but it *beep*ing worked
Tatsumi: The trap didn't work at all in the way it was built to, it still works he just proved that were completely wrong Aruto no matter what we did Issei would have killed himself
Aruto: You want to go build a *beep* in creative
silent
Tatsumi: *beep* yeah
screen turned black
Aruto: Alright I guess we're going on a 10-minute break everyone for the next chapter
Shino: Was it gonna be
He smiles
Aruto: A final battle between a metal Kaiju and mecha robot
Anya: Uhm Uncle Aruto
Aruto: Yes Anya
Anya: Where's Uncle Bino
Awkward silent
Aruto: mierda, let's just say he's having private time with your Aunts that only adults do when a certain someone ( turned to Jair900)
Jair turned his head opposite
Aruto: He's still a prick, okay Anya go to the playground next to the shop okay
Anya: Okay
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