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Vanossgaming: Minecraft Pt 3

Warning: misspelled words, cringed, and confusing parts of the story.

Oc- Original Characters but with numbers
Ac- Alternative Characters ( same people in different Multiverse)
M-male F-Female

Bino: Well before we start,

Bino turned to other Hosts while they are important people.

Tempest: Please tell me we're sitting next to these guys and perverts, except for Anya she is precious.

Everyone turned to Tempest

Everyone: HEY THATS NOT NICE/ THAT IS SO RUDE

Perverts: HEY NOT AND NOT OUR FAULT THAT YOU GET A BABES, WHILE WE DON'T

Bino: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH, you guys and that is not to treat your guest here.

Bino turned to the hosts

Bino: (Sigh) you guys get to the VIP section to the left and add some soundproof area next to the VIP. (He snaps his fingers and poofs the VIP section).

Jair/Tempest: Wow thanks

And those to moan on the bed chair, and Jair's and Tempest's wives blush and lick their lips.

Bino: Anytime

Everyone was amazed and others were jealous of them that they get the Luxury while they get movie theater seats.

Rich people: Wow/ Never seen that type of Luxury.

Perverts:

Aruto: Hah that's what you get perverts

Aguilera walk to the perverts and an idiot trying to make a move on her

Issei: Hey babe is interested to join my harem.

Bino is in protective father mode and Tempest does too and he doesn't want Eri to be with boys.

Bino: If that perv tries to make a move on her I will cut his nut and rod in half and shove it in his ass. So I can torture him until he's dead in my eyes and rip every skin in his body don't you agree Tempest?

Tempest: ( Monstrous voice) Yes

Aguilera makes a smirk

Aguilera: Sure (smile)

Bino pulls out a shotgun and music pop out of nowhere Aruto, Jair, and Tempest know this theme

Aruto, Jair, and Tempest back away from a papa bear terminator.

Aruto: santa mierda (Holy $h!+)

Jair turned to Tempests 

Jair: Remind me not to piss him off when it come to family

Tempest pulls out a super shotgun from doom and shot Jair in the kneel as payback

Jair: Oh come on really

Tempest: And that what you get

Aguilera's POV

Issei: Really 

Aguilera trick smile

Aguilera: Noo and I don't like perverted trash like you will die like a virgin and purge in the fire. And they should be extinct like the dogs they are. And I love to torture my enemies that are pervs like a little cockroach. (Sadistic laugh)

Issei got roasted like an idiotic Buffon 

Koneko: I like her

Akeno: Ara Ara never thought an Issei gets embarrassed by Aguilera senpai

Rias: Wait senpai

Akeno: Yes, and I started finding my true love 

Rias: Oh really who

Akeno: you'll figure it out Rias

Bino felt a chill through his spine.

Aguilera walk to the VIP section and Bino still hold the shotgun and aim at the pervert.

Bino:


Bino shot the pervert in the nut and the guys were covering their family jewel. And Issei is in pain like a little Puta (B!@+h)

Issei (in pain): agh why

Bino did terminator style

Bino:

Bino walked back to the VIP section.

Aruto saw that and turned to everyone while the pervert was in pain.

Aruto: O-Okay, Ready guys 

Everyone: Yeah/ YES

Meanwhile on screen

Aruto: Tatsumi (repeat x 3) teleport, I'm gonna I'm going back to the house, I'm gonna ride the boat okay watch the stream, you can watch me on stream

Tatsumi: Yeah (repeat x 3)

Basara: I'm crying (repeat x 3)

Aruto jumped on the mine cart 

Aruto: Wish me, luck boys wish me luck

Jair turned to Aruto

Jair: So your plan to annoy the pervert

Aruto turned to Jair 

Aruto: Yes

Aruto jumped on the cart and still laughing and Timeskip to the secret entrance near a tree disguised as a bush.

Aruto: I'm going up to our secret entrance in the forest Tatsumi

Basara: Go (repeat x 3)

Aruto: Okay he's downstairs right

Tatsumi: Yeah

Aruto: Wait hold on, I just to make sure he doesn't see me

Aruto places a boat on the ground

Everyone was dumbfounded by Aruto's idea

Tempest: Seriously dude a boat 

Aruto: Yep and I'm out of ideas okay, and Jair what are you doing

Jair was hiding something and it was a spray can

Jair: Something to get my revenge, TAKE THIS YOU MEXICAN BASTARD

Bino got sprayed by Jair

Bino: Serious dude is that it

Jair: No, and take this you b!+#h 

He sprayed on Sato, Mio(AU), and Roberta and make them feel horny, and charged at Bino

Bino: Wait WHAT... What did you do to my wives

Jair smirked at him

Jair: You know the same prank that I did archer Tempest since I muted him

Tempest: Yeah... Wait what you d1#k 

Sato: Oh Bino

Bino turned to his wives with a terrifying look

Bino(terrified): Y-Yes 

Mio(AU): You know what *beep* it 

Mio(AU) dragged Bino to the room that is soundproof 

Bino: Aruto, Tempest save me 

They were trying to save him, but Roberta stop them and held a shotgun and large bowie knife.

Roberta: One move bye(repeat x 2) your nuts for life, am I clear

Roberta holding a shotgun.

Tempest/ Aruto: Y-Yes M-Mam

Roberta: Good, Now if you excuse me I have a husband to dried

They both back away and Bino is dragged by Roberta and Mio(AU)

Tempest: Sorry Man don't want to piss them off

Aruto: Me too, and Jair has brought the spray that he has done to Will

Bino was shocked and pissed at Jair 

Bino(being dragged): When I get hands-on you when this is over

Mio(AU): Stop stretching the floor

Bino: Aruto you're in charge of this theater

Aruto: Ok...

And the guys did the same.

Bino: YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLE WHEN I GET HAND ON YOU JAIR AND TELL MY STORY BOY

Bino is dragged and never seen again

Aguilera saluted her father as well.

Aruto: Why are you saluting your own father?

Aguilera turned to Aruto

Aguilera: Causes it funny to see him suffer by my Moms

Aruto: Can't argue with that

Gaspar: He's going to blow your stuff now

Aruto: Watch the stairs (repeat x 2), I'm coming down the stair. I'm rowing behind him, watch me ride the boat behind them

Issei's Stream

Issei: Come on Aruto, where'd you come from you little *beep* 

Aruto: He's looking for you guys

Issei: Where did you *beep*ing come, where did you come from *beep* bull

Aruto: I'm gonna ride the boat into the lava

Tatsumi: Yeah

Asia: Why would you end your life like that

Tempest turned to Asia

Tempest: Look not things are easy and also it's just a video game 

Asia: O-Oh okay

Tatsumi: Yeah

Aruto: I'm lighting him on fire

Issei: Oh you *beep*ing retard Aruto you *beep*ing idiot

Aruto: What up boys 

Aruto and Basara laughed

Aruto: my screens are on fire how do you get rid of that 

Aruto: Argh I hate it when it lags a lot

Everyone is from the modern era: Yep/ Its just a pain/ It will take a lot of paperwork/ I play a game on my PC and lags too/It's a nightmare.

Everyone is from the Past: What's wrong with that

Jair: trust me you'll understand one day

Basara: Wait, He's making a locator map, we need to get out of the minority cave. Let's go

Tuka: What is a locator map

Tempest:*sigh* is an item that is used to locate other players on the server in Minecraft.

Lucifer: That seems useful doesn't it and it has a drawback isn't it

Jair: Yep 

Tatsumi: If we get close to the house he will see us, so from looking at that map. We should actually keep going away from the house.

Lucifer: I was right

Aruto: Yes, it will locate other players in a small radius.

Aruto keeps walking and has an idea to message Issei.

Aruto: I feel like someone who's empty-handed should go

Basara: I'm empty-handed

Mio(OC): And I thought you were prepared for a situation like that Oni-chan. And now you are about to get killed by a pervert.

Basara: Noted

Aruto: I think you should go, you should drop him a note if we have one here.

Tatsumi: Here's a book and quill

Aruto: so we're donating your diamond to Gaspar and Jaune

Gaspar/Jaune: Were in this awesome

Rias/Nora: Congrat Gaspar/ Fearless leader in here too

Tatsumi: I'm gonna go to the house and save my dog. I have to save my dog, he's gonna kill my dog.

Night raid/Satan, Beelzebub/Micheal(F): You have a dog Tatsumi/ Human

Tatsumi: I DON'T KNOW

Akame: Tatsumi

Tatsumi turned to Akame

Tatsumi: Yes Akame

Akame: Where did you keep the dog

Awkward silent ... Tatsumi snap

Tatsumi: For the last time I don't have dog guys

Everyone sweatdrop

Aruto: oh my god rescue mission

Anya: Yay save Mr. Tat's doggie

Tatsumi turned to the child

Tatsumi: Huh

Tatsumi: Gotta see my *beep*ing dog,

Issei saw them and walked in their direction

Tatsumi: Oh there he's coming towards us  run ( repeat x 4), he found us quick ( repeat x 3)

Basara: Go ( repeat x 4)

The boys run faster as hell

Aruto: Basara, you should be the one to sacrifice because you have nothing and you should deliver the note

Basara: So using me as a messenger to sacrifice myself for nothing right

Tatsumi/Aruto: Yeap

Basara: He shot me 

Yuki: BASARA NO 

Basara: I'm right here Yuki

Silent awkward

Yuki: Ohhh... sorry

Basara and Aruto laughed

Aruto: we see that

Back to Issei's stream

Basara drop the book and quill to Issei while he was holding a bow

Issei: Okay so look let's see what this leads. 

And he starts reading the message

Issei: We're donating your diamond to the minorities

Aruto and Tatsumi laugh

Everyone was laughing too

This piss Issei off and headshot Basara

Basara: you know it was worth it 

Mio(OC): it is funny don't you think guys 

Basara's Group: Yes it is/it's funny that he shot Basara in the head was off times funny

Time skip to Tatsumi

Tatsumi: Hey found me (repeat x 3) no

Everyone turned to Tatsumi and make him terrify

Everyone: YOU HAVE ONE JOB TATSUMI

Tatsumi was at the corner sulking

Aruto: How ( repeat x 3), Where are you 

Tatsumi: He found the cave ( Repeat x 3)

Aruto: What do you mean he found the cave how *beep* it, Basara ( repeat x 2)

Basara: What ( repeat x 3) 

Aruto: He found the *beep* cave, I think we're abandoning the cave Basara we're gonna have to bend in it and we're gonna have to keep digging this way. Yo (repeat x 4) can I block off the train, can I start breaking the train tracks?

Tatsumi: Okay yeah (repeat x 2)

Loid: Buying more time to get quicker was I right

Aruto:  Nice detective work Mr. Forger

Tatsumi: work away ( repeat x 2)

Aruto starts breaking the tracks

Gaspar: Someone in the chat says it so stressful to watch

RWBY/JNPER/VIrtues/Sins/Faction leaders: It is painful stress

Basara laughed

Aruto: He's trying to break through ( repeat x 4)

Basara: What about our diamonds

Koneko: What about the pervert's diamonds he can't leave them empty-handed

Issei: Yeah... OH COME ON

Saji laughing as hell

Jair shot a clam shotgun in the nuts

Saji screams at a high pitch like a girl

Saji in pain: Why

Tempest: that would shut him up

Sona: Thanks 

Tempest: Any time

Aruto: We take that *beep* with us we got to do it now

Basara: Where are we (repeat x 2) taking it, where are we putting it 

Tatsumi: This is like a movie

Maria(1): It kinda does 

Aruto: We're *beep*ing going to new place  kay, we gotta move  

Tatsumi: what if he found us 

Basara: Okay go(repeat x 3)  Brake the beds okay

Aruto:  *beep* get your bed gets your *beep* beds. Let's block the thing behind us ( repeat x 2) did you block it off (repeat x 2)

Basara: Yes I block it off grab the *beep* okay 

Aruto: Okay grab your shit ( repeat x 4) keep walking ( repeat x 3)

Shino: This is getting intense 

Takeo: Yeah it is 

Aruto: We should make one of those things (repeat x 2) one of those chest Tatsumi

Tatsumi: Oh yeah I can just do it

Lelei: wait he can do that 

Jair: Yep the owner of the server can go creative and use it randomly

Rory: That is surprising

Basara: An ender chest, yeah do it ( repeat x 3)

Tatsumi: There's an ender chest you put it in here

Basara: Do it right now 

Aruto: Right now 

 Tatsumi/Basara: yeah yeah

Basara: he found the real cave 

Aruto: We're so far though from their

Issei burned the chest

Basara: He's burning our chests out 

Aruto: See good *beep* move that we left, holy *beep* oh my god 

The devils from DXD felt pain 

Lucifer: That is weak

Levia: Yeah

Micheal(F): Those poor devils

Basara: woo he found the second chest that's it you *beep*ing though *beep*

Tatsumi, Basara, and Aruto laughing so hard 

Including everyone 

Basara: Oh yes

Tatsumi: Yes boys suck on it 

Issei: *beep* you guys

Issei: yeah screw you 

Aruto/Tatsumi/Basara:We have no regrets

Aruto: Did guys see that the potato

Basara: I took the potato and eat it sorry

Aruto: Hah you son of *beep*

Tatsumi: You know what ( repeat x 2) I could do is I can make a train system quickly that would lead to a pit of lava so he would flint it

Basara: Yeah let's do that (repeat x 2)

Aruto: You know fully still expected this *beep* probably

Tatsumi was floating in creative placing obsidian

Tatsumi: Yeah

Aruto: We have like a little balcony

Tatsumi jumped on the cart and test it

Tatsumi: I-I've hidden the deadfall I put more rails in front of the fall, so it looks like you continue straight on 

Mari: Isn't that too much 

Tempest: If it works yep

Tatsumi fell into the pit of lava and fly back up 

Aruto: Holy *beep* 

Tatsumi: Isn't that genius

Mine: It is easy to fool him

Tatsumi: Ah it's amazing dude right 

Aruto: Tatsumi (repeat x 2) come down here

Tatsumi: where are you 

Aruto: down here, right before the drop look

Tatsumi giggles

Tatsumi: Minorites win

Tatsumi (accent in german): Welcome my minorities welcome my name is Tatsumi, the *beep* head Incursio with another trap for you today, Welcome to episode number one, we are gonna be making a trap of lava and mine carts in Minecraft. We're gonna be waiting for our friend to be lured which is Daithi de Ddraig ( can't think of a nickname) who we *beep* with all episodes hope you enjoyed so far and then we get him into one of these carts, I shall run through the door hopefully been being chased by Mr. Ddraig, I hopefully will run through the door while being you know by Mr. Ddraig, I get into one of two, they shall be another cart here and I shall try and run ... *beep**beep*... I shall get into the mine cart and go here 

Aruto and Basara laughed          

Aruto: Don't get out 

Tatsumi: Mister Ddraig ( repeat x 2) shall be following like this and then he will read the sign that says Minorites win and look down into a pit of lava

Basara/Aruto: Yeah

Tatsumi: It's going to work and minorities win *beep*

The boys walked outside was raining

Aruto (laughing): This look so *beep* suspicious

Shino: It kinda is, I mean looks at the torches 

Basara: Listen he thinks no (repeat x 3)

Tatsumi: Oh Jesus *beep* Christ Basara he's not retarded

Basara: YES HE IS

Tatsumi: He's not retarded I'm sorry

Basara: Alright get rid of some of my *beep* torches that I place it

Mio(OC): Way to blow your cover oni-chan 

 Basara: Yeap

Aruto: I waited a long time for this to show me 

Barasa: Me too 

Maria(1): I was going to think that Mr. Tatsumi's plan work

Levia: Who knew that this human male has in store

Lucifer: Can we just for on this show

Aruto: You're so close... Basara

Basara: If you're crouched you can't fall off

Awkward silent

Aruto: I could just push you in their

Tempest: I would do the same to Jair

Aruto: Same to Bino... where heck is that idiot Cabron (Fu^&*#)... Oh wait he was archer

 Basara: I swear to God if you push me here

Aruto: This is the time this is the moment

Basara: It's finally gonna happen after all this time

Tatsumi's POV

Tatsumi run like hell

Tatsumi: Oh *beep* he hit me with an arrow, he's chasing me(repeat x 2) 

Basara: good (repeat x 3)

Aruto: Listen it'll give us the play-by-play

Tatsumi: I don't know I'm terrified to look around, he's chasing me boys he's chasing me 

Aruto: You're gonna have to have enough time to go in and start it which takes a long *beep* time

Barasa: You might have to die in the cart

Bulat: that would be a risk 

Lubbock: Yeah that would take guts to make Tatsumi self-sacrifice

Tatsumi: No I'm gonna be in creative mode, so I won't die come here help me 

Lubbock: Or that

Aruto: Where are you,

Basara: Why

Aruto: What is he doing

Tatsumi: He's trying to blow it up, stay on the balcony

Aruto: Ok (repeat x 3) what are you doing

Najenda: He making you guys stay in that position

Tatsumi: Yeap

Tatsumi: stay in the balcony

Aruto giggles: ok

Issei fell into the pit of lava

Everyone is laughing at Issei's misfortune

Aruto laughed

Basara: Yyeesss

Issei placed blocks to escape the lava and got burned into a crisp

Aruto: There he goes

Basara: Yeah he's building out

The word PRANK'D popped out

And everyone was cheering for the boys while Issei was in defeat agony

Issei: I lost 

Tatsumi: WE DID IT MINORITES WIN BOYS, MINORITIES WIN

Everyone applause at the video

Replay flashback

Aruto: Did he even see the lava

Tatsumi: No watch his stream

Tatsumi was attacking Issei and ran straight and see the pit of lava in shocked

Issei: So that's what happen and didn't see the pit

Rias: Issei

Issei: yes

RIas: you need to work on your surroundings, Koneko

Koneko: Yes Rias

Koneko punched Issei 

Issei: Why( in pain)

Aruto: He ran in (repeat x 4)

  The boys laughed 

Basara/Tatsumi: Yyeess

Tatsumi: Ladies and Gentlemen this is the greatest Minecraft server of all time boys

Aruto: You totally didn't cheat or anything so you're floating

Teens/Anya: Yes he did

Tatsumi: seriously

Tatsumi: No, no

He turned off creative to survival mode and fell into the lava and sacrifice himself

Tatsumi( Arnold Voice): Remember me minorities we win this is our day Hasta La Vista baby argh

And he made a final speech and burned to death in lava

Jair: Did he just pull the Arnold 

Aruto/Tempest: Yes he did

Night Raid saluted Tatsumi's self-sacrifice of his bravery and Anya was saluting and crying at the same time

Anya: Bye-bye Mr. Robot

Yor and Willow were wondering who is Arnold.

Yor: Who's Arnold

Willow: Yeah like she said when the kid pull the voice

Aruto: Arnold Schwarzenegger is a famous actor who plays in every terminator franchise and here's a picture of him in his younger and older days

Every females in the theater was blushing and rubbing their thighs after seeing him

Females: Oh wow/ He's handsome/I feeling warm tingling feeling

Boys: Here we go again

Basara jumped in a pit as well

Basara: Yeet

Toujou Family: Really Son/Oni-chan/Basara

Aruto: All right guys its been a good run, but were being good people and we give it back okay

Tatsumi: Look here he is 

Aruto: Can't stand to the side I'm dropping his *beep* in here, I'm gonna drop some stuff 

Basara: Why is he *beep*ing shoot me 

Aruto: Cuz he's scared we just *beep* with him for 3 hour

Anya: That is funny

Aruto: I'm putting more

Tatsumi: he still shooting

Basara: He still *beeping* shoot me

Tatsumi: he still got stressed, and he still doesn't trust us

Aruto wrote in the book

Aruto: Love you Sub  to Vanossgaming though

Everyone: Aww that's sweet

The boys laugh

Tatsumi: He type and said go *beep* yourself

Issei shot Basara again

Basara: He shot me 

Issei shot and killed Aruto

Tatsumi( laugh): He's gonna run to lava (repeat x 2)

Aruto: Is he 

Basara: Again

Word says Issei tried to swim in lava

Issei: OH COME ON AGAIN

Everyone is still laughing at him again 

Aruto: What the hell

Basara: Again he just lost his *beep* again

Tatsumi: he ran away from me

Aruto: Did he do it by accident, let me see this *beep* there's is no way he did it again... He lost all the stuff he was holding

Basara: We did all of that gave it all back and he killed himself with everything

Koneko: There goes his loot and lost in the pit I hope your happy perv

Basara: Are you joking me 

Aruto: How did he forget

Issei's stream

Issei was run away from Tatsumi and ran into the same pit

Issei: *beep* it, *beep* you, I'm going out

The boys laugh at Issei and respawn

Issei (laughing): All the diamonds are gone

Aruto: Oh my god it happens again ... Well the trap worked not the way we were planning to, but it *beep*ing worked

Tatsumi: The trap didn't work at all in the way it was built to, it still works he just proved that were completely wrong Aruto no matter what we did Issei would have killed himself

Aruto: You want to go build a *beep* in creative

silent

Tatsumi: *beep* yeah

screen turned black

Aruto: Alright I guess we're going on a 10-minute break everyone for the next chapter 

Shino: Was it gonna be 

He smiles 

Aruto: A final battle between a metal Kaiju and mecha robot 

Anya: Uhm Uncle Aruto

Aruto: Yes Anya

Anya: Where's Uncle Bino

Awkward silent

Aruto: mierda, let's just say he's having private time with your Aunts that only adults do when a certain someone ( turned to Jair900)

Jair turned his head opposite

Aruto: He's still  a prick, okay Anya go to the playground next to the shop okay

Anya: Okay

Side story: Angry Mexican Drifter and Gifts

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