Warning: misspelled words, cringed, and confusing parts of the story.
Oc- Original Characters but with numbers
Ac- Alternative Characters ( same people in different Multiverse)
M-male F-Female

Everyone was confused about what Minecraft is.

Everyone: Whats Minecraft

Bino and Aruto were shot in the heart by a spear. And Sato and Mio(AU) were worried about her husband and Aruto's behavior being dramatic.

Mio(Au): Here we go again

(I shorten My wife's name from Chisato to Sato so they get confusing for her counterpart)

Roberta and Sato were laughing at their husband.

Bino: You don't know what Minecraft is.

Everyone that is from the modern era did not know what is Minecraft.

Aruto: YOU UNCULTURE SWINE.( Throw water at the people from different worlds except for medieval and 1950s or 1960s).

Issei: What the heck dude

Sins/Virtues: Yeah why us too

Sins/Virtue were glancing at Aruto for throwing water at them. Aruto ignores their glancing.

Aruto: Anyway we're bringing in some new guests. ( Open the bring another group).

????: (screams and hit the ground) Owww/ My head/My back /Everything hurts

????: Where are we Itami

Itami was recovering

Itami: I do were in a theater Leilei(Turned to her).

Leilei: Oh thanks

????: I don't know but I sense divinity and demonic energy come from those two. Isn't that right Lady Pina and Tuka?
( Turned to the Princess and the High Elf).

Pina: The theater looks incredible design that not even the empire's best builder can't pull this off.

Tuka: Your right Rory, and who brought us here? (Tuka turned to Rory Mercury)

Bino/Aruto: That would be us. JINX( Aruto won)

Bino: Damn it here( 200 dollars)

Aruto: Heh boi

Mio(Au): Aghh Boys

Girls: Tell me about it ( The guys were turned to the girls).

Boys: HEY

Bino: Anyway Aruto used the time skips so we can explain them faster. (Turned to Aruto grabbing the card and activating it).

Aruto: Way ahead of you, NOW ACTIVATE TIMESKIP.

Timeskip

The Gate group was getting headaches due to the explanation except for Rory since she was a demigod to understand everything.

Bino: Ok let's make this fun Aruto would please tell them.

Aruto turned to Bino and why.

Aruto: Why me

Bino: you have told to or I pull out the big guns.

Aruto: Make me I dare to you (Bino was asking Anya and Evelynn).

Bino: Anya, Evelynn make him do the thing.

Anya/Evelynn: Ok Uncle Bino/ Ok Bino (Anya was using the eyes and didn't work on him, so will do the talk and hold Anya).

Anya: Pleeeeaaaassssssseeeeeee Uncle Aruto.

Evelynn: Aruto darling are you making this child cry in front of everyone here? Or maybe dating you is a bad idea for me to understand. ( Fake crying).

Everyone: Boo/You're the worst/ How dare you make Anya cry/ You monster

Aruto paled heard what Evelynn said to him hurting Anya's feelings and worst losing Evelynn and he has no choice.

Aruto: Anya I'm sorry for making you cry and here's a giant lollipop as an apology. (Aruto gave the lollipop to Anya and she stop crying).

Anya: I accept your apology Uncle. (She smiles at him).

Aruto: Thank you, Anya. (Headpat Anya's hair and everyone witnessed Aruto had a soft spot).

Everyone:Aaaaaawwwwww

Aruto saw everyone looking at him as being soft as children and embarrassed.

Aruto(Embarrassed): Hey don't staring at me like that you baka.(Bino was about to laugh at him being tsundere).

Bino: Tsun Tsun (Aruto turned to Bino).

Aruto: SHUT UP AND START THE VIDEO GODAMN IT.

Bino: Ok chill it's ready.

The moving background in a different location in Minecraft and mines track lead to the pit of lava and the sign said, Minorities Win.

Oh, I forget to mention this, so in this universe, Aruto, Basara, and Tatsumi planning to steal Issei's diamond from his chest that he just mine and took all that work.

Issei: Are you kidding me, you guys

Boys: SORRY BRO

????: Alright welcome back, So uh we decided to start our own little group okay as you know from before this is the minorities club all right? And we have to hire one extra guy lowe more slowly Basara. And have to hire Tatsumi because uh.

Basara: He can teleport people

Evelynn: Aruto darling is that your voice I'm hearing? ( She turned to her boyfriend).

Aruto: Yes that is and I sound so Canadian for some reason.

Pina was wondering an odd question.

Pina: Mr Bino ( He turned to Pina).

Bino: Yes

Pina: not to be rude, so what is a minority?

Everyone in the different worlds was curious about this too.

Aruto: It's a group of people who are refugees from their home countries. ( I'm tired to explain a lot in this I activate a time skip card to speed up the whole explanation).

After the explanation about minorities, people were surprised and sad about it.

Aruto: Yeah, and he knew where our minority cave

Tatsumi: I thought cause I'm -beeping- Irish

Word popped out and said 30 Second Rule, Tatsumi

Everyone scoots away from Tatsumi and makes an excuse.

Tatsumi: Why are guys doing

Lubbock: It's for you own good buddy

Bulat: Me too (shocked by Tatsumi being betrayed)( And everyone from Night Raid as well).

Tatsumi: Not you guys too

Aruto: The guy we're targeting is also Irish

Basara: Yeah

Tatsumi: Yeeeaahhh

Aruto: Okay, can't use that backstory

Basara: Wait you're a cyborg, and there's only one of you

Tatsumi: That's true

Aruto: oooohhhhh yeah(repeat x3) there it is ( repeat x 3) boom, so we're basically building an underground tunnel that leads to right behind Issei's chest.

Issei: So let me get this straight, so your plan is to make a tunnel behind my loot where I hid from you guys without noticing.

Aruto/Basara/Tatsumi: Yess

Koneko: Not gonna lie that sound like a great heist to steal the pervert's loot.

Akeno: Your right

Xenovia/Anya/Ruby/Azazel: That was genius

Time skip to basement

Basara: Should we use all this black coal and make the black cave

Aruto: Why do you want him black, huh-huh

Basara: we could be black and yellow

Aruto: why do you want ...... sure

Tatsumi laugh

Akame: Ok now that is funny

Tatsumi: Alright let's go minority team lets go (cough)(repeat x 2) baby

Basara digs the red dirt block and found Issei's loot. And he opens the chest.

Tatsumi: What I was thinking is if we go right behind his chest and drill straight a straight -beep- line for a while

Basara: we're gonna start in here

Tatsumi: From behind Issei's chest

Basara: yeah(repeat x4) I'm totally into the tunneling in doing it

Aruto: Hehhh, this is where it begins. Just put this disclaimer we know Issei is not actually racist okay

Basara was eating watermelon cause of hunger.

Basara: No we know that Issei is not racist

Every faction and Ria's peerage nodded that Issei is not racist.

Aruto: Ok and not actually matter to him

Basara: Were just targeting him first. Everybody is gonna get it

Aruto: This is so Cluster phobic (laughing)

Basara: No it'll be better

Aruto: Did you hear about Pewdiepie started Minecraft you heard that -beep-

Tatsumi: He invented it

Everyone whos wondering who is Pewdiepie person. Bino went ahead and explain it.

Bino: If your wonder who Pewdiepie is a popular YouTuber who has reached 100 million subscribers on youtube.

Everyone was shocked that one person gain that many followers and others got jealous about it.

Weiss(Shocked): He's more famous in your world. (Bino and Aruto nodded yes). What does he look like?

Aruto: here's the picture right now.

Every girl in the theater was nosebleeding and blushing at how handsome he is to them. And the males were amazed and others were jealous that he can't compete with a guy that has a lot of followers.

Maria/Yang: (licked their lips) Oh mama me likely

Virtues/Sins: Hes so cool/ Handsome/New Messiah/Cute/Wow

Yang: This is great boyfriend material don't you agree girls?

Girls: Yessss

Boys: Oh come on why/ That is so cool/ New best friend/I wanna be cool as him/Curse you pretty boys

Weiss: I wonder if I go out for a party and meet him and want to be popular with him as a couple. ( Someone stops her)

Xenovia: No way Ice Queen he totally perfect for me

Bino and Aruto: hahahaha (laughing repeat x 2)

Weiss/Yang/Maria/Xenovia: What is so funny

Aruto: Sorry I have brake it to you girls, tell them Bino.

The girls turn to Bino.

Bino: (fake coughing) Sure, Like Aruto said he already married a girl name Mariza, so sorry about that girl.

That word broke like glass and they were crying that they have been falling for has already taken.

Girls: This is so not fair/ My heart/ Noooo/ Why did this world be a cruel

Boys: Oooohhhh that strings you know/ That is surprising/ That is just cold/That's a bummer for them

Aruto: We heard that BasicallyIDoWrk was Minecraft videos and I'm started *beep* do this *beep* to

Basara: Shut the *beep* up

Aruto: he's a minority he could be part of this club.

The three of us start digging straight

Aruto: ggggooooo,

Basara excited digging straight.

Ruby: That is a lot of swearing.

Yor: Good that would censor that bad language in front of children.

Aruto: inspirational music start. Oh *beep* we just reached another cave

Aruto laughed

Basara: put torches

Aruto panicked and saw a mob.

Aruto: CREEPER(run back)....... creeper

Everyone: What is that monstrosity/ Did he say creeper/That is an odd creature

Bino: Creeper is one of the Minecraft mobs that are green creatures that could self-destruct in other words.

Aruto:-sigh- there sucide bomber.

Everyone was scared about creepers can self-destruct themself.

Basara: Oh God(repeat x 3) ( He ran close to it and went the opposite direction)(Aruto warn him)

Aruto: What are you going

Timeskip forward

Basara eating watermelon

Aruto: You only eat watermelon ( Basara turn to Aruto)

Basara: No, I just don't have any chicken

Aruto: What took so long we this

Basara: I'm going fast as I *beep* can
( He keeps digging)

Aruto: I don't see you sweat

Maria(1): Wow they're digging that long

Satan: You're telling me

Basara: I'm sweating ( masculine voice sing) I AM WORKING ON THE TUNNEL ALL DOING LITTLE LONG DAY AND STEALING FROM A WHITE MAN (laugh with Aruto)

Aruto: It's ok(repeat x 2) We have white friends that are fine.

Some people were cool or others were offended.

Tatsumi: So and run

Basara: And their spider cave and a monster spawner here that is broken and a creeper ok so we can back up here

And Basara was blown up by a creeper.

Everyone laughed at Basara...

Basara: Tatsumi can you teleport me

Timeskip to Aruto was running to the tunnel

Basara: Tatsumi we're good (repeat x 3) Tatsumi

Aruto: Holy *beep* man this is so far

Tatsumi: You asked for it you brought me on the Irish we don't *beep* about when we do this *beep* let me built the White House were doing proprely

Aruto: why did you put this right in the middle of the room

Basara: This is for keeping simple for now

Aruto: Yeah, that's not a good use of space back up

Basara: Shut the *beep* up

Tatsumi: I can remember the coordinates here and I can teleport us here

Aruto: This is why we have the robot on our team

Everyone in the theater agrees on Aruto having Tatsumi on the team

Basara: Yeah

Tatsumi: If I do this correctly imagine I die I'll teleport to the corner

Aruto: Ohhhh..... you got hurt there

Basara was digging the room bigger so Tatsumi won't get damaged.

Aruto: Don't open it (repeat x 2) *beep*

Basara: If he teleports here and takes damage

Aruto: *beep* choose a new spot what are you doing I have to build (sigh)

Issei/Azazel/Basara/Jin/Lucifer: You have an issue you know

Aruto looked away at them

Basara: Shut the *beep* up

Aruto: I have to look good

Basara turned to Aruto

Basara: Why does the room have to be square are all the rooms in your house *beep* square

Aruto: Yes (repeat x 2)

Everyone in the theater looked at Aruto and Bino went ahead

Bino: It's true he always wanted the room to be square like that apartment when we were roommates.

Basara: I want a full-ass cave I'm thinking the Batcave for minorities that's what I'm thinking

Boys: Hell yeah we do

Girls: Boys/Men

Basara: All right okay fine I'm trying to sleep with this lame ruse you *beep*

Aruto: You didn't do it for now okay

Basara: This could be like or like decoy but there's stuff in here and then we come like over here and we're like and we like to press a button the wall moves and we got like the actual Batcave

Everyone was surprised by the explanation about making a hidden room to make a base/man cave.

Aruto: Oh yeah

Basara: Were like superheroes but we steal from our friends' cause as we are an asshole

Aruto laughed

Basara: This is gonna be like our office right and then on this wall, it's gonna be a big book show we're gonna make the bookshelf move and then boom the actual minority cave.

Ruby: That was explaining the cave in the presentation about a cave can be used as bases, isn't right guys.

Teens/Anya: Yeah

Aruto: Minority Batcave

Tatsumi: Charm where's the Lamborghini Densha

Everyone was confused about what the Lamborghini car are.

Aruto: Short story is that Lamborghini used to be a tractor vehicle company to sports cars company and sold is unknown.

Bino: not only they were the most expensive car in the world and here is a picture of the tractor and the car.

Everyone were amazed at how cool the car is and funny that they saw a tractor

Aruto: All right this is the big moment

Tatsumi: Right Aruto in the front one

Basara: Aruto (repeatx 2) stop yourself (repeat x 3)

Aruto: what do mean stop myself

Tatsumi: jump out (repeat x 3)

Aruto jumped out of the minecart

Basara: used space to jump out, too late( repeat x 2)

Tatsumi: it's fine (repeat x 3)

Aruto: I lost my

Basara: WASD *beep* boy

Aruto: I didn't know man

Aruto: I'm not mad just confuse as Basara

Tatsumi: Right boys built us one of those is Pablo Escobar, El Chapo unground escape from prison train system all the way to the punk boys layer right

Aruto: Yeah

Everyone wondered who those people were

Bino: If you're asked that here's a short version. Those two are the most wanted people in the U.S and started a cartel and escape every prison.

Aruto: Not only they did some illegal stuff there

Everyone was shocked they were dangerous people and some were mad.

Bino: chill guy activates the time skip card. Make them dizzy and headache again.

Mio(OC): Can you stop doing that

Everyone: Yeah

Aruto: ok fine

Tatsumi: So all I need you guy need to do is to hold double tap W and look straight and let the magic happen all right you ready in three two one go

Aruto: Blast off

The mine cart moved at high speed and everyone was in awe of how fast.

Anya/Teen/ Devil kings: I wanna do that

And they laugh at their friends/kid's behavior

Basara: Whoo

Tatsumi: Yeah

Aruto: Hell yeah

Basara: Holy *beep* Tatsumi

Aruto: You built this

Tatsumi: We going,I built this mother*beep*

Aruto:Holy *beep*

Tatsumi: Yeah

Aruto: We're going in the future

Tatsumi: Yeah

Basara laughed

Tatsumi makes music noise with his voice

Tatsumi: Alright we should be arriving at destination *beep* town any moment now

The mine cart has reached their destination

Aruto: oh here we are

Tatsumi: And here we are

Aruto turned to Tatsumi

Everyone that knew Tatsumi plan not to draw any attention.

Ruby/Irina/Anya: Why aren't they at the chest location

Bino: Tatsumi will explain this

Aruto: I thought we suppose, end in..... this is it

Anya/Ruby: Exactly

Basara: Why I taking damaged

Tatsumi: Yeah, because if we build the train track too close to them, they could hear us

Aruto: Okay (repeat x 2)

Everyone: Ohh/ I get it/ That's a great strategy/ You're a genius

Tatsumi: So for the element of stealth, we build here and I want you to drill straight see this block and this block... go straight

Aruto: Right

Tatsumi: Go straight and look what you see

Aruto went straight and saw a sign

Teens/Anya: They made it/ Yes the loots is close

Issei was kinda excited and mad that these guys are stealing his loot.

Aruto: Oh my god

The sign was revealed to a :D

Everyone laughed

Everyone: I can't believe Tatsumi placed that/ You're a genius once again Tatsumi/ Can't stop laughing

Tatsumi: I told you

Basara: Hold on (repeat x 2)

Aruto: Where we're I digging from here

Tatsumi: Break the sign and then just drill straight

Basara: And then where does the put you

Aruto: Keep going one more

Tatsumi: Yeah keep going one more

Aruto turned to Basara and Tatsumi walk straight

Tatsumi: Keep going (repeat x 2)

Aruto: And then ( repeat x 3)

Tatsumi: Keep going (repeat x 2) I'm pretty confident and then

Aruto turned to Tatsumi and has no clue where they were going.

Aruto: Where the *beep* are we, we're gonna (laughed)

Everyone except the smart ones knows/ doesn't know where their heading in the right direction.

Rory: Does anyone have no idea where they going

Koneko: Me too

Gaspar: Me three

Weiss: Well this getting anywhere

Someone knows where they're heading.

Tanjiro: I think I have a solution for that.

Everyone turned to Tanjiro

Tanjiro: When Tatsumi knows the passage straight to the chest location, by going the correct and incorrect the right and wrong place by pranking Mr. Aruto and Basara heading into a foolproof to trick them into thinking they are heading the right chest where Issei place.

Everyone was amazed by Tanjiro's observation by predicting the movement of his voice tells. And Aruto and Bino were surprised about Tanjiro's prediction and Bino walks to Tanjiro and gives him a hug and making Tanjiro surprised.

Bino: I am happy that you figure it out by following your instincts and observation that fast. I'm proud of you

I gave Tanjiro a head pat and this gives a flashback to when he was young.

Tatsumi: I'm doing this for security in case he checks around the back

Aruto: Okay and then, I sure we're not too low

When he drilled straight and saw the chest

Everyone was surprised that Aruto found the chest but someone notice something isn't right.

Loid (in thought): It would have seemed that the kid was right about them being fooled

Anya read her father's mind and was shocked that big brother Tanjiro was right to trick Uncle Aruto and Mr. Tatsumi

Holy music just came out of nowhere that makes the devils in pain listen to church music expect for the SIns. Since their demon lords and Lucifer were disappointed in them for being weak to church and holy related things.

Lucifer: You guys are making this disappointed in us you weak devils and I thought you tough on and to think a misery music had weaken you by holy items.

DXD Devils: Sorry

Lucifer: Hmmph (pout)

Aruto (whisper): I think they just embarrassed Lucifer's pride. ( Next to Bino)

Bino(whisper): Yeah, but that pout is kinda cute don't you think

This shocks Aruto to think that Bino has a chance with Lucifer and he is out of his mind.

Tatsumi: There you go

Aruto: (gasp) Oh my... wait that's the wrong one Tatsumi

Basara: Oh my god...

Aruto: This is the wrong one Tatsumi

Aruto and Basara turned to Tatsumi

Aruto/ Basara: Serciusly dude/ What the hell man

Tatsumi: Sorry

Aruto: Oh for *beep* sake

Tatsumi laughed

Aruto: Oh my god

Basara saw the chest in the opposite direction.

Basara: It's over there

Aruto: Are you kidding me, Oh see it's above us. I knew we were too low

Tatsumi realized he saw it too

Tatsumi: Oh yeah it's up(repeat x 3)

Aruto: There you go see that

Basara giggling

Tatsumi: What is the date sir call out now

Aruto: Tuesday, June 25th, 2019

Everyone was surprised about the time and date they started, but some realized that year and their eyes widen.

Rias: Wait did he just say 2019, I don't understand why are we reacting to the future.

And they realized that they watching the future.

Everyone: Wait what

Asia: Is this true

Everyone turned to Aruto and Bino

Aruto: Nope, that was 3 years ago

Everyone was shocked and confused about the time

Nezuko: And what year is it

Bino: Were from the year 2022 and in japans era was now the Reiwa Era in Japan.

Everyone was terrified that Bino brought them in the future but he claim them down

Bino: And don't world about it I have the ability to stop time. So you don't need to panic ok everybody?

Everyone is all calm and continues the video

Tatsumi: Remember this day the day that the ultimate group of diplomats and deceased the minority gang, What do we called actually the minority, the minorities (Everyone laugh)

Basara: uh just the...

Aruto: Just the minorities, just the *beep* minorities by

Tatsumi: The minorities have *beep* with your *beep*, nothing is safe

Aruto: That's right

Tatsumi: Ladies and Gentleman, Aruto you get the privilege the honors to steal the first piece of *beep* right

Aruto digs the last stone under the chest and starts to open the chest

Aruto: All right what are we stealing boys

The chest was and saw a lot of diamonds armor, weapons, and everyone had money eyes and Issei saw what he and he was loaded.

Koneko: I ain't gonna lie, that pervert was loaded and they could have invited me too. So I can buy all the sweets.

Issei: Wait what

Rias: Issei

Issei turned to Rias

Rias: you could have told me that you loaded any not letting me buy things I want

DXD girls: Yeah us too

Issei went paled and hear his wallet crying.

Basara: gotta take

Aruto took at half of the stacks of diamonds

Aruto: one diamond you won't even notice

Basara: You took 17

Aruto laughed and put the diamondback

Aruto: All right boom I took one, look at this boys look at my hand hand

Tatsumi: Aruto's made an advancement

Aruto: it's bright boys

Tatsumi: *beep* hole

Aruto turned Tatsumi

Aruto: TATSUMI

Tatsumi: I'm sorry ( frighting look)

Aruto: You have chosen death boi (Mencing)

Tatsumi starts running and avoiding all the shots of his Zikan Zax Arrow mode

Lubbock: Should we help

Mine: No, He kinda deserved that to anger the Co-Host

Akame look at Tatsumi

Akame (in thought): Good luck Tatsumi

Tatsumi ran and screams like hell and drag Issei out of the chair.

Issei: Why me

Tatsumi: Less talking and more running

Back to the screen

Aruto: Alright we gotta cover that up, ( cover the chest with cobblestone) Okay boom all right

Tatsumi: let's go

Aruto: To the minority cave

Batman theme

The minority ran straight through mine and went to the mine carts and Basara went first, then Tatsumi, and finally Aruto. And going slow to the mine cart and it was slow.

Aruto: This is taking so *beep* long

And the screen went dark.

Everyone: Aww really/ It just getting good

Bino: Sorry guys we will come back later, and soon as I stop Aruto for kill Tatsumi

Tuka: What about the other one

Bino: Never mention the pervert ever again ok (menacing)

Koneko gave a thumb up and he thumbs up back too.

This gave them a chill through their spine.

Bino: Now then feel free to head to the restrooms and food court to refill.

Everyone went to the restroom and others were heading to the food court.

Ready for part 2

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