Warning: misspelled words, cringed, and confusing parts of the story.
Oc- Original Characters but with numbers
Ac- Alternative Characters ( same people in different Multiverse)
M-male F-Female

Everyone was confused why would kids going to be spies while Anya was happy to see spies relate things.

Loid: spy kids is that some joke that was made up(glancing at Bino).

Bino: Of course, not in that universe there was a spy organization called the OSS and their job is to save the world from any world threat.

Loid: I see

Everyone who was into spy movies and shows is screaming in joy. And that make me terrified by that scream.

Bino: In this universe will involve the Schnee siblings. And also I'm bringing some guests(snap the finger and brought the Schnee family except Jacques and he rots in hell).

Schnee: Where am I/ Where are we

Weiss: Mother, Winter, and Whitley

Winter/ Willow/Whitley: Weiss/ Daughter/ Sister

Bino: Well now ain't this family reunion.

And Schnees turned their heads toward me and Winter was about to pull her weapon but it has vanished.

Schnee: Who are you

Bino: Well guess I have to explain everything( Turned to Aruto) Aruto would you use the time skip card if you pleased? (Ask him and nodded).

Aruto: Sure thing boss. ( Activate the card).

Timeskip the explanation

The Schnee were shocked and in awe about the multiverse theory was real.

Willow: This is a lot to take in for me to understand everything.

Whitley: Me too

Winter: I can't believe that the multiverse exists that not even Atlas could be accomplished.

Bino: Well in the universe Willow was a spy during her younger day, and she met another spy named Gregorio Cortez from the OSS. After that, they date which is kinda since they are far away from each so they started two and another he propose.

Everyone was confused and Anya saw what Uncle Bino said lovely couple between spies were forbidden.

Anya: Spy love story waku-waku

Winter was wondering who Gregorio Cortez is in that universe. And Whitley was wondering what he look like.

Whitley: Uhmm....... I won't want to be rude what did he look like?

The mother and her two daughters were curious about it as well.

Bino: Heres a photo. Aruto pull the lever.

Aruto: Ok

Every female except the Sins and Virtues was blushing and nosebleed.

Yang:(nosebleeding) Dang that man is good-looking hot.

Goodwitch:( mumbling) Wow he's so hot.

Ozpin turned to Professor Goodwitch.

Ozpin: It's something wrong, Glynda.

Goodwitch: Nothing, nothing is wrong here(embarrassed).

Every woman in the theater was jealous except My wives, Sins, and Virtues.

Girls: Lucky

Boys: Oh come on

Weiss, Whitley, and Willow: So that our new Father/ New Husband.

Bino: Yes and Winter here are both Weiss and Whitley's fake aunt but she is family to them.

Weiss/Whitley: So my sister is my aunt ( turned their heads to each other) ........... gross.

Winter gags for what she just witnessed. And others were gross-out as well.

Bino: So anyway on to the video?

The scene when Weiss was paying the taxi driver.

Weiss: Thanks for taking us this far. And this is all we got. ( And she gives the money to the taxi driver and the taxi driver and drove off).

Ruby: Wow way to make people hate you, Weiss.

Weiss: Hey

Yang: I have to agree with this statement as well Ice Queen and I thought you were rich and now that disappointed. (Blake nodded too)

Weiss: I won't be that cold and my counterpart didn't have much money to get this.

Weiss and Whitley turned and saw a store that said Machete Spy Store. Whitley was sighing.

Whitley: What are we doing here?

Tatsumi: I was curious about this as well isn't the right guys?

Everyone was agreeing with Tatsumi's statement.

Weiss is holding a photo of her dad and someone with him during the wedding.

Weiss: Dad's codename must be Hombre(Man). So, this must be Machete

Ruby: That weird codename.

Mio(OC)/Maria/Weiss/Rias/Seraphine: What kinda person's name is machete?

This spear went through Bino's and Aruto's hearts.

Aruto/Bino: How dare you insult the great Machete and he is the most badass man in the world.

Everyone was confused about who is Machete.

Lucifer: What kinda people named a weapon?

Aruto threw a knife close to Lucifer's face.

Aruto: You take that back, Let me at her.

He released all that power and make everyone struggle to breathe and move. And he was about to charge at her but stopped by Bino and Evelynn.

Bino: Calm down Amigo it's not worth it.

Evelyn walked to Aruto to calm him down with all that rage.

Evelynn: calm down darling don't let that get to you ok? Please for me.

Aruto calm down and took a deep breath.

Aruto: Sorry about that, Continue. Back to the screen.

Whitley: Were getting help from dad's best man.

Winter: I never thought you two getting help from your father's friend.

Bino: You guy should witness the spy gear he made.

Anya: Yay I wanna see this.

They both enter the shop and Machete makes something, while Whitley walks toward Machete.

Whitley: What are you working on?

Loid/Winter: I was wondering the same things.

Machete: The world's smallest camera. ( He shows it to Whitley but there is nothing there but his finger).

Everyone: That it/ There nothing but his finger/ That's disappointed for making a spy gadget.

Everyone but some saw it.

Bino: Wow you guys, you didn't see well.

Aruto: I can do it too but you guys need to keep your eye in check. He made it so small cause he was making the impossible possible.

Weiss/Ruby: How didn't we know?

Bino: you'll see

Whitley: I don't see it

Weiss: see there is nothing there but his finger. I told you I was right.

Aruto: Waited for it.

Machete pulls his camera screen to Whitley.

Machete: Nah, but this is you

This makes Whitley shockingly surprised.

Schnee Sibling: I take it back to what I said.

Ruby/Yang/ Anya/ Azazel: That is so cool

Loid: That was surprising who knew that he makes gadgets that are impossible to make?

Weiss walks toward Machete.

Weiss: You still counter intelligence here

Machete: Go back to your Parents.

Winter: Well that's rude to say to my sister and brother like that.

Weiss/ Whitley: That was mean you know.

Goodwitch: I know what is going on and that is something to do with Miss Schnee's father and friend.

Weiss: We can't ...... we need something fast to get here.

Weiss shows that device to Machete which shocked him.

Whitley: What is that I need to know what kinda tech could track anything.

This surprised Bino and Aruto know the tech was made by Machete himself.

Aruto: Wow your observation is good and Weiss and Whitley in this universe had a long full name. ( This makes both Schnees confused about their full name being this long).

Schnees: We had a full name ( Turned to Aruto and Bino nodded).

Machete: Who are you

Weiss: Weiss Elizabeth Juanita Echo Brava Schnee Cortez.

The secret door was open by a passcode.

Yang/ Ruby: That is so confusing and long.

Bino: Yes, it is because it came from your father's side due to his Spanish heritage and combat skill and your Mother's side has her intelligence and hacking skill as well.

Winter was surprised about her sister's counterpart had genius talent from her parents.

Winter: Wish our family are like this.

Willow turned to her eldest child.

Willow: Me too

Machete saw the door open by Weiss's Fullname. And turned toward the kids.

Weiss: Gregorio Cortez is our father.

Whitley: You were at his wedding.

Machete doesn't want to mention his name. And he points his finger at them with a mad face.

Machete: You would turn around, you'll leave my shop. Because I never want to hear my brother's name mentioned again.

Everyone and the Schnees were shocked at what he just said.

Everyone: WHAT BROTHER

Ruby: You're saying that Machete was Weiss's Uncle?

Bino and Aruto nodded yes. And Ruby, Anya, and Yang were jealous that Weiss get a spy uncle.

Schnees: That's our uncle/ My Brother-in-law

Aruto: Yes

Ruby/Yang/Anya: We are so jealous

Yor: How come he never wants to mention his brother?

Franky: I was wondering the same thing as well, hell must have a reason.

Weiss: You're our Uncle

Whitley: Our real Uncle, we already have a fake Aunt.

Arrow hit in Winter's heart, by her brother calling her a fake aunt to them and she about be in depressed mode, while her mother look at her daughter.

Willow: Winter is everything alright? ( Worried face while turning to her mother).

Winter: No Mother everything is fine. ( she is about to cry).

Machete: Gregorio Cortez is my younger brother.

Timeskip to the room

Weiss: You're a secret agent aren't you

Machete: What makes you say that

Weiss: According to the database, you always traveling and no one knows what you were doing for a living

Machete: (laughing a little) I'm meant I always like that

Whitley: Another fine Machete Product, you make the best spy inventions in the world.

Weiss: that's incredible who knew that someone like him makes some of the best gadgets?

Willow: I see he make a good fortune beside our family. And I wonder why never wants to mention him for a reason.

Machete: That's correct

Whitley was wondering and a picture frame of Machete and Floug Floop.

Weiss: Yeah but you still going on both sides good and bad.

Machete walked toward Whitley and snatch the picture frame.

Everyone knew that Machete work both good and evil.

Loid: So he's a double agent

Whitley: No wonder Uncle Machete never wants to talk to our father. And who is the person next to him?

Schnees were surprised that he called that stranger father by his counterpart.

Bino: That young Schnee is Floug Floop and he's your counterpart's favorites hosts called Floops world, due to the discovery of him being the bad guy by kidnapping your parents.

Whitley was shocked and had no idea that his counterpart's favorite Tv host was the bad guy.

Weiss: That's why dad hasn't spoken with you in all those years.

Whitley: Ever sell stuff for Floop

Whitley found a map to Floop's Castle and Machete snatch it from him and shove it in his shirt pocket.

Machete: Why

Weiss: Our Mom and Dad, Your brother are his prisoners and if we don't do something now, really right now something bad happens to them.

Timeskip to the roof

Weiss: I don't see why you won't help him.

Machete: You think I babysit my brother risks his life, watch out for you Gregorio, Take care of Gregorio, make sure Gregorio knows right and wrong, not anymore.

Blake: so that's why he has been doing things right and during their past.

Weiss: I can't believe that he never want to ask him about everything that he did in the past(turned to her teamed) am I that bad? (Ruby turned to Weiss)

Ruby: Your not bad Weiss we always have each other back(She smiles at her and smiles back ).

Weiss: Thank you, Ruby

Ruby: Anytime bestie

Machete heads toward a small plane garage.

Machete: Machete is not responsible for nobody, but Machete.

He opens the garage plane

Weiss: But that is not what family is.

Machete turned to his niece.

Machete: We were brothers, can't in able were brothers and look how they ended up.

Machete opens the left side door open and pulls something out by hand.

Machete: Now the only thing to get you to Floop's castle, so fast enough
.... is with this. ( Show them the spy plane).

( ignore the background).

Everyone was amazed by Machete's spy plane.

Bino: Ladies and Gentlemen I give the spy plane the world fastest plane in the spy world.

Everyone: Wow/ Awsome/ Cool

Franky: How fast is the spy plane

Aruto: faster than any airplane and jet and it was the stealthiest plane in the spy world.

Anya: Anya wants to ride it

Ruby/Irina/Yang/Beezlbub: Me too

Loid and Yor were scared of letting Anya fly the spy plane.

Bino: Sorry girl I can't do that here caused that was destroyed.

Girls(sad): Aaaawwwww( They want to pilot it).

Whitley: It's tiny

Machete: It's built for one passenger, but it's fast( smile at them).

Weiss: Will you go

Machete: No

Weiss: For your brother

Machete: No

Weiss: Then how about for us ( she arms her brother with those eyes) your niece and nephew

Machete: No

Weiss let go of Whitley and got mad walked back inside and Machete walked back inside.

Timeskip to dinner

Machete and the kids were eating dinner some of the food was disgusting.

Everyone: eeeewww (Except Akame and others are not effect by it).

Weiss: How about it

Machete: No no no and million times no, past the pig intestines

Bino knows their going to teleport some buckets in case of this. The Forgers were covering Anya's eyes.

Anya: Can't see anything Mama

Yor: Sorry Anya you too young to see this, isn't that right Loid( He nodded to ensure she not seeing intestines).

Weiss: I think I'm gonna be sick

Everyone: me too ( They all get a bucket and started puking).

Whitley passes the intestines bowl to Machete.

Weiss: Oh I'm not eating that now, nope

Timeskip to bedtime
They were heading towards the bed. And Whitley was about to ask.

Whitley: Can I have......

Machete: No

Whitley:....... glass of water.

Winter: how dare you said that to your nephew like that?

Willow: Calm down Winter, I'm pretty sure he's not in a mood. (Winter turned to her mother).

Winter: I hope you are right about this.

Weiss: Thank you for letting us stay here, plundering our parent's terrible fate.

Willow: Weiss how could you do this to your own mother?

Weiss: That's, not me it was my counterpart who said it.

Machete: You are a Cortez, I won't join this far

Weiss: So family does more than you than money

Machete: No

Weiss smiled at her Uncle.

Whitley: I guess ours does care of our family more than fortunes.

Weiss: I'm happy that our uncle cares more than that Bastardo (b@#$%^) Jacques didn't have.

Weiss: Dad does miss you

Machete turned off the lights and left for bed. While they were waiting for him to go to bed, Weiss snapped and shake a lightstick. (Everyone was impressed by this lightstick).

Loid: what is that glow stick?

Aruto: That my friend is a lightstick and it was used during blackout situtations and use in any places in missions and backup light, but it won't work on sun light.

Every genius we're amazed that lightsticks do in any dark place.

Weiss: Ready

Whitley woke up with a bigger lightstick

Whitley: Let's go( Mario Reference)

They walked toward the lab to grab some gadgets. And Weiss started opening drawers

Weiss: Now we talking

Whitley was looking at Machete holding the map to Floop's Castles. And he walks toward him to grab the map. And Weiss saw what is Whitley doing.

Weiss(whispering): What are you doing

Whitley(whispering): Getting the map to Floop's Castle

Blake: He is not wrong with that map is their ticket for finding their parents are being held. (The Schnee sibling never had that idea).

Weiss/Winter: Your right

Ruby: With that map to the castle they will be able to find their parents easily. Weiss, you're a genius. ( She was thanked by her team leader).

Whitley was gently grabbed but sleeping Machete grab Whitley's hand and was about to scream, but Weiss cover his mouth from the scream. ( everyone freakout)

Everyone: (scream)

Yang: Ok all in favor never wake someone with reflexes say, Aye.

Teens/Kids: Aye

The Adults were laughing at the kid's behavior.

Weiss: Shh he just asleep reflexes, look you see he's asleep ( shaking his hand)

Weiss grabs Machete's hand gently, while Whitley moves his hand slowly and swaps the map with a Hawaiian lamp. And Machete moves the side of the bed.

Weiss: Never send a grown adult to do a kids job (Whitley moves his head no to Machete).

A fake hit on the adults what Weiss's counterpart said and hurt by it.

Meanwhile, Weiss was opening drawers for other gadgets. And she found a mini lightsaber.

Weiss: Oh yes ( she moves a mini lightsaber).

Whitley grab a handful of full of electro-gum and went to grab the (World Smallest Camera) WSC in a bag and screen pad. Weiss was working on the grappling hook and Whitley talk to Weiss.

Whitley: What can I do to help

Weiss: Remember that spy plane up on the roof

Whitley: Yeah

Weiss: Then start reading this

Weiss passes the manual book of the spy plane.

Whitley: Aghhh Homework

Teens/Anya: tell me about it

Goodwitch/ Loid: What was that

Anya/teens(scared): N-Nothing

Timeskip to Morning

Machete woke peacefully and heard some loud noise and checked and his map was gone.

Machete: No (He rush to the roof while Weiss and Whitley where the spy plane started moving.

Weiss: HURRY UP, HE'S COMING( Repeated x2).

Machete rushed to catch them and stop.

Whitley: Goodbye Uncle Machete

Weiss: Thanks for the plane

The spy plane hover and went at high speed. While Machete waving goodbye to his niece and nephew with a smile on his face and the screen goes black.

Bino: so hows the video

Teens/Anya: That was awesome

Ruby: you are amazing what did with that trick against your sleepy Uncle that is so smart? ( Turned to Weiss ).

Weiss: Yes was smart to outsmart my Uncle. And my counterpart was right he care about my father and my family.

Whitley: Indeed he did sister he is family and cares about us more than our father Jacques didn't. I think I found a career like my counterpart just did. (Look at his family).

Winter: Like what little brother

Whitley: Becoming a Spy Engineer as Uncle Machete did for the side of good.

This surprised his family and nodded to the idea to make a spy organization in Remnant.

Aruto: Anyway in the next reaction video.

Akeno: what reaction will be anyway

This makes a smile on Aruto and Bino's faces.

Bino: well this video is about three idiots who were stealing loot from his Irish friend in a game called Minecraft.

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