Random Funny Moments
This is inspired by Darkdecade97 and I hope you like this one.
Guest: Tempest68, Williamjwb87, truereader40, Cinder, Satsuki, Ryuko, and Echo
Bino was finding new reactions for today and he stumbled upon an old remnant that he created since the Big Bang Academy now his kept in an empty capsule at his lab and has the lab and Bio of his prototype creation
File Name: Project Furoris Eques Imperatrix (Fury's Knight Empress)
Name: Harumi Cynddaredd (The last name was in Welsh)
Nationally: Welsh/Japanese
Birthday: April, 1st
IQ: 550
Race: Human
Occupation: Ex-Military Academy -(Retired young age of 16) Arcadia's Special Ops -(16 to 18) Jaune Arc's Body-(18) Jaune's 2nd Fiance (Jaune was cursed by the harem routine while being dense)/ Assassin or mercenary, John Wick's appetence, Master every Martial arts
Outfit
Zeta Prime's Military Academy to Arcadia's Military
Arcadia's Special Ops/ Body Guard/ Black Berets (Zeta Prime Military Academy) to Golden Berets (Arcadia Military) (kinda like the Green Berets in the U.S.A. Military
Personality: Kinda, respected, serious in battle, quick thinker, Tsundere( Jaune, Arc Sister, and Violet teased her a lot), Overprotective, Cautious, Emotionless (sometimes), intelligent (her intelligence is equal to Jaunes)
Like: Cute things, Weapons, Jaune, Violet Evergarden, the Arc family, cooking, Hanging with Jaune, Mentor John Wick, training
Dislike: Nicholis, Jaune getting hurt, insulting her cooking, being teased a lot, Violet getting hurt, failing to lose
Bio: She was a prototype that was created by Bino Marutinesu back in his academy days keep her there until Bino get life around taught her everyone and he sent her to find the Legendary Assassin to kill the boogeyman or Baba Yaga, after she finished her training she was accepted to the Zeta Prime's Military Academy. And she aces everything in flying coloring. And later graduated early in the academy in 1 year. And later Bino assigns her to go and enter Arcadia's Military and after Empress Juniper recruited her as Jaune's personal Body Guard and Haruka has been getting along know each other, and she was by Jaune's side for 2 years as his Bodyguard. And after Jaune was heading to Beacon alone, while Juniper and Violet assign to watch over him in the shadows it was her duty to protect him with her life.
Bino: *smile* Oh she is gonna like this one
Aruto's POV
Aruto was making his destiny sandwich, while Tempest used a mask to scare him
Aruto: *drooling and licking lips* Come to Papa my destiny sandwich
Tempest: BOO
Aruto: What the biscuit *he drops his sandwich on to plate* Tempest what the heck man
Tempest: Well consider payback for all the stunts you pull and now it's time to return the favor
Aruto: *sigh* Okay fine I'm sorry
Tempest: Apology accept to meet me at the theater Bino is heading back
Aruto: okay fine I'll meet you there
Aruto turned to the table where the sandwich was placed and now it had gone
Aruto: What where is it *search everywhere* no *repeat endlessly* where did it go
Bailou: I know who did
He turned to his niece Bailou
Aruto: Little Dragoon, tell me
Flashback
Aruto was talking to Tempest and some shadow figure
???: Man I'm starving *he looked at the sandwich*
End flashback
Bailou: He has brown hair and is also a pervert
Aruto: Thank you and here's a brownie
Bailou smile evil
Bailou: Score
Bino's POV
Bino: before we get back to the main reaction why not some funny moment of me and the other Kings of Unity
Everyone: Sure/Okay
Bino: Okay thanks and here is a video of me getting called from Kusho and Sparda
On-screen
Bino was at his dorm doing his homework and all of a sudden he receives a call from Kusho and a press call
Kusho: Hey Bino
Bino: -_- okay hi
Off-screen
Everyone never saw Bino this tired before
Chizuru: It would of seems you haven't had great aren't you love
Bino: yes and I was exhausted, hungry, and tired cause my project was due next week Chizu
Chizuru: *pout* You are always reckless and making us worry about that
Sumi: she's right
Bino: *sigh* Okay you win
On-screen
Bino: *tired* why are calling me out of nowhere when my project was due in English, and Japanese literature class, and where the hell are you too
Sparda: Yeah about that
Kusho: well tell that to someone *turned to Sparda* who got us arrested selling drugs
Bino witness the idiot's problem
Bino: why did you have the council lawyer to you bail you out of the charges and cover government
Sparda/Kusho: ..............
Off-screen
Cinder and Echo turned to Avalyn
Cinder: He is stupid to forget something like that
Echo: Mother you married an idiot
Avalyn: Wow Kusho to think that try to raise him like any idiot when dropping him on accident
Will was drinking and spit tank
Will: *shocked* Dad drop me
Kusho: Uh...
Will pull out his sword
Will: *pissed* COME BACK HERE YOU OLD MAN SO I CAN MY SWORD UP YOUR CAKE
Tempest: O_O okay that was weird
On-screen
Bino: Okay, one you both are the most idiot friends I've ever met, and second where the heck are you 2
Sparda: Well I have no clue
Kusho: Prison?
Bino: Judging by the orange uniform you're at Verse Prison
Kusho: how did you
Bino: -_- There's a label on the uniform
Off-screen
Gylinda: I can't believe that their fathers are idiots and still act like one like their sons
Will/Tempest: *offended* Hey
On-screen
After they were talking some came behind them and watch them reveal to be Mark Henry
Mark: You both better turned off that computer cam, and come over and kiss me on my hot mouth *licking his lips* I feel romantical
They both turned around in shocked faces and pale and saw a 6ft 4in tall chocolate man surround
Sparda: BINO GET US OUT HERE PLEASE YOU HAVE NOT HOW TORTURE IT IS IN PRISON
Kusho: PLEASE
As they watch Bino and saw he was asleep the whole time
Bino: ZZZzzz
Both of them are so screwed.
Off-screen
Blake/Kurumi/Koneko: Wow he sleeps like a newborn kitten
Bino's Wive/Girlfriend: I know right/he does
Bino: *flusters and embarrassed* I-I uh
Tempest: suck to be you
2 minutes later
Tempest was brutally beaten up
Tempest: *in pain* Worth it
On-screen
Kusho and Sparda were pale
Kusho/ Sparda: Mercy
Mark: what part of a ding dongle, do you not understand
Some of the inmates surround them
Mark: It's time to pow the white rabbits, you know dirty the snow
They both scream and are raped, while Bino was asleep and the video turned black
Everyone went green and others were disgusted
Yuki: O-O *blushed* Wow
Maria(TSTND): *blushed* Oh Wow
Rory: *licking lip* That is juicy
Boy and Man prayed for their sacrifice
of Kusho and Sparda
Tempest: I'm lost for words
Jair: Yeap
Aruto: *green and puke on the bucket* why
Will: That was both disgusting and speechless as well
Bino: Well here are some videos
(Yellow: Sparda, Red: Bino Marutinesu, Brown: Kusho Kybete, Purple: Haruka Kuran)
Everyone laughing at the other Kings of Unity's misfortune
Blake, Maria, Rory, and the others were nosebleeding by Sparda and Kusho incident and Bino didn't care
Bino: Well how does it feel to be birch up torture *British accent* Biatch, and here's another one where I try to teach him how to get a girl
Kusho: NOOO
Aruto: Too late
On-screen
After everyone laughs at kusho's misfortune and sulks at the corner mutter
Avalyn: It's still okay since you ask me to the dance at the academy
Issei: Man I wish he could teach me
Zenitsu: Yeah
Kazuya: yeah
Jaune: me three
Qrow: I want to give it a shot
Bino: Care to give a demonstration, well then time for training
They gulped, and Will still got PTSD from his massacre- I mean training
Scene change to the area
Bino place a cart full of gifts for the girls to push toward them
Bino: Seduce me
Jaune: I'm sorry what
Bino: Seduce me
Issei: I want to be taught by a girl, not a guy what is wrong you
Qrow: How do we get to be taught by you
Zenistu: yeah
Bino pulls out a shotgun and pointed at them
Bino: SEDUCE ME
Issei: *scared* Okay
Zenistu: *freak out* Please don't kill me I not gonna die early and I didn't even ask Nezuko out
Qrow: Oum damn it
Kazuya: *gulp* Okay
Area seats
Everyone was laughing at the idiot's misfortunes
Shino: This is the best show I ever watch
Ruby: Poor poor Uncle Qrow
Winter: This is fun to watch, hope that Drunk gets what he deserves
Ruka: That is pathetic
Glynda: *smile* How does it feel Qrow
On Area
The guys were getting beat up by Bino and they thought it would be a woman instead they get beat up by a Mexican man
Bino: WRONG WRONG WRONG, did your father teach you how to ask a lady out by his advised
Boys: *in pain* No
Bino: Good now again SEDUCE ME
Outside area
Koneko: The pervert deserves it
Asia: I hope he's okay
Juniper: My poor baby boy being tortured and even if you weren't this dense I could wait to find a girl so I could have grandbabies to spoil
Pyrrha blushed and steam a lot when she heard what Jaune's mother says about wanting grandbabies meaning Jaune's kids and started nosebleeding a lot and pass out
Nora: Pyrrha?
Ren: Oh boy
2 hour later
On Area
They were beating up a failed to attempt to master seduction
Bino: *clicking his teeth* This is utter disappointment
Issei: Why can't we have hot babe teach us
Boys except Jaune, and Kazuya: Yeah
Bino: Oh is that what you want here *finger snap*
Issei: where am I
???: hello big boy
Issei: Well hello *pale* uh
Ddraig: You're on your own partner good luck
Ddraig disconnects himself from Issei
The first person was Macho Orc, Girl Megan
Megan: You perfect to have my kids
Issei scream and run away
Megan: Oh play hard to me like, that makes me more horny
She chases him
Qrow's POV
Qrow: What gives
???: Hello sir
Qrow: Well hello gorgeous
???: uh thanks
Qrow: And does a fine lady doing, names Qrow Branwen, you can be called me the man of your dreams
Ruka(SG): Well my name is Ruka Urushibara, and I'm a guy
The music stop
Qrow: Wait come again
Ruka: I'm a guy
Qrow: O_O Well if you excuse me
He turned to the sealed door bang it
Qrow: LET ME OUT (endless repeat)
Ruka begin to set the bed
Ruka: the bed is ready
Qrow: SWEET MOTHER OF OUM, CURSE MY BAD LUCK
Zenitsu's POV
Zenistu: Where am I
???: Hello you must mr Zenitsu
Zenitsu: Uh yeah
???: You may turn around
Zenitsu turned around with the shocked face
Hanako: My name is Hanako Ohtani, but you can call me the girl of your dreams, say you are cute come and give me a kiss
Zenitsu scream and ran to the door
Zenitsu: *freaking out and opening the sealed door* LET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE
Kazuya's POV
Kazuya: Uh hello anyone
???: Great looks like your my new partner
Kazuya: *shy* Uh my name is Kazuya Kinoshita, *shy, nervous, and bow* I hope we get along
Sakura: Well since you ask me nicely my name is Sakura Futaba world's best hacker and let's hope we get along
Jaune's POV
Jaune: Where do the lights go
???: This is the one that Robin and Uta told very hello there
Jaune turned and saw a pretty lady
Jaune: Oh wow you look amazing
???: *blushed* Why to thank you that made me blush anyway have a seat
Jaune: *shy* sure thing
They both were seated
???: Well allow me to introduce myself
Jaune: Sure thing ladies first
Reiji: *blushed* What a gentlemen are you, My name is Reiji Vinsmoke eldest sibling to the Vinsmoke family and Princess of the Germa Kingdom
Jaune was shocked that he just talked to a royalty
Jaune: Y-your a princess, *apologizing* I'm sorry for being this rude
Reiji: It's okay no need to apologize, I want to ask you some exchange questions we want to answer to each other is that even okay
Jaune: Sure, *fake cough* Well my name is Jaune Arc and I was the only son in the Arc family and had seven sisters as well
Reiji was surprised that he not only with more siblings
Reiji: Seven sisters are rare and not only that you are the only son in the family
Jaune: Yes, Its sucks that I don't have a brothers
Reiji: *smile* guess we are alike
Jaune was confused
Jaune: What do you mean
Reiji: I have 4 younger brothers and I'm the only daughter as well
Jaune was surprised as well
Jaune: Wait 4 brothers and you are the only daughter in your family
Reiji: Yes, for now, we ask a question to each other I hope we get along
Jaune: *smile* to you as well
4 hours later
Bino's POV
Bino: And done
As the seal doors were open Jaune, and Kazuya came first
Kazuya: Thanks for helping out
Sakura: No problem and make sure you have more courage my friend and here's my reward for you
She kiss him on the cheeks and Kazuya blushed while Mami and Ruka were getting jealous and look
Ruka/Mami in thought: *jealous* That should be me not her, your carrot hair nerd/ orange sl#t
Bino read them and hears what they think
Bino: Santo de Dios *saint of god*
Jaune's POV
Jaune: I have a good time talking to you and thanks for that too
Reiji: No worries and this is the time to talk about our family issue or something
Jaune: Could be good or bad
Reiji: *smile* I like you and here's my reward for you
Jaune: *confused* And that might be?
Reiji: This
She punch him and French kissed him on the lips
Everyone was shocked, Juniper was screaming joy, and Phyrra on the other hand was pissed and jealous while she crushed her can of drink
Nora: Wow didn't see that coming
Ren: This is both shocking and happy for him
Nora turned to Phyrra
Nora: What do you think Phr- uh
Phyrra turned to Nora slow
Phyrra: *fake smile, with dull eyes and jealousy* Yes so happy for him
Nora: *scared* Uhm you're scaring me
Everyone: that is scary
Reiji is still kissing Jaune nonstop
Aruto: Jesus, how long is that kiss
Bino: in about 10 minutes, I also did to my wives and girlfriends as well
Will: I'm kinda jealous and I wish he teach us that
Jair: Or was it just me or Phyrra was acting like a Yandere
The Bois look at the red spartan and saw was both crazy and terrifying
Tempest: *scared* Okay that is both terrifying
Jair: Yep who would think redheads girls be more scary in person
Bino: I have no clue, hope the other idiot is doing okay
After the kisses ended, Jaune pass out from a kiss and everyone was shocked
Everyone: *shocked* WHAT
Reiji: *licks lips* Delicious
Girls: Teach me your ways
Issei, Qrow, and Zenitsu were still screaming
Aruto: I'm sure they're fine
Will: What is the next reaction
Bino: after I give Mrs. Arc something BRB
Bino walked to Juniper
Juniper: Oh Bino, Thanks for helping Jaune's problems
Bino gives a file to her and opens it
Juniper: What's this?
Bino: Jaune's bodyguard
Juniper: is she important
Bino: Yes, and her name is Haruka Cynddaredd, and she complete multiple missions with her team, but sadly she is the only survivor of her team here's a video log of her last mission while her team was here KIA, I send her to Arcadia and asked the other Juniper to be Jaune's Bodyguard in the shadows
Video Log Mission #480
After the mission log was finished, Juniper was saddened that she had been through a lot like herself in her past team
Juniper: I see she is highly skilled and keep him safe from anyone and even HIM
Bino: So do you accept it
Juniper: *smile* Yes please and she is perfect for him to have a girlfriend
Bino was silent
Bino: Q_Q Okay sure, and I've made a clone of her and she'll be your temporary bodyguard
A clone of Haru pops out in a security bodyguard suit
Harumi: Hello master, how may I be your service
Bino: no, but you will be assigned to your new master here
Harumi: As you wish, I Harumi Cynddaredd will be forever assigned your bodyguard Lady Arc
Juniper: Why thank you, you can sit now
Harumi: *bow* Very well
She sat next to her
Tuka: So what is the next reaction
Bino: Well there is one, but I'm not sure you handle this one
Will: and that might be
Bino: *sigh* Does any of you know Hero factory
(FYI: I'm gonna let you vote on this one and here's the list that is all I can find you have to pick one)
Hero Factory Episode list
-Trial Of Furno
- Core Crisis
- Enemy Within
- Von Nebula
- Ordeal of Fire
- Savage Planet (I'm skipping this one)
-Breakout
- Brain Attack
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