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Random Funny Moments

This is inspired by Darkdecade97 and I hope you like this one.

Guest: Tempest68, Williamjwb87, truereader40, Cinder, Satsuki, Ryuko, and Echo

Bino was finding new reactions for today and he stumbled upon an old remnant that he created since the Big Bang Academy now his kept in an  empty capsule at his lab and has the lab and Bio of his prototype creation

File Name: Project Furoris Eques Imperatrix (Fury's Knight Empress)

Name: Harumi Cynddaredd (The last name was in Welsh)

Nationally: Welsh/Japanese

Birthday: April, 1st

IQ: 550

Race: Human

Occupation: Ex-Military Academy -(Retired young age of 16) Arcadia's Special Ops -(16 to 18) Jaune Arc's Body-(18) Jaune's 2nd Fiance (Jaune was cursed by the harem routine while being dense)/ Assassin or mercenary, John Wick's appetence, Master every Martial arts

Outfit

Zeta Prime's Military Academy to Arcadia's Military

Arcadia's Special Ops/ Body Guard/ Black Berets (Zeta Prime Military Academy) to Golden Berets (Arcadia Military) (kinda like the Green Berets in the U.S.A. Military

Personality: Kinda, respected, serious in battle, quick thinker, Tsundere( Jaune, Arc Sister, and Violet teased her a lot), Overprotective, Cautious, Emotionless (sometimes), intelligent (her intelligence is equal to Jaunes)

Like: Cute things, Weapons, Jaune, Violet Evergarden, the Arc family, cooking, Hanging with Jaune, Mentor John Wick, training

Dislike: Nicholis, Jaune getting hurt, insulting her cooking, being teased a lot, Violet getting hurt, failing to lose

Bio: She was a prototype that was created by Bino Marutinesu back in his academy days keep her there until Bino get life around taught her everyone and he sent her to find the Legendary Assassin to kill the boogeyman or Baba Yaga, after she finished her training she was accepted to the Zeta Prime's Military Academy. And she aces everything in flying coloring. And later graduated early in the academy in 1 year. And later Bino assigns her to go and enter Arcadia's Military and after Empress Juniper recruited her as Jaune's personal Body Guard and Haruka has been getting along know each other, and she was by Jaune's side for 2 years as his Bodyguard. And after Jaune was heading to Beacon alone, while Juniper and Violet assign to watch over him in the shadows it was her duty to protect him with her life.

Bino: *smile* Oh she is gonna like this one

Aruto's POV

Aruto was making his destiny sandwich, while Tempest used a mask to scare him

Aruto: *drooling and licking lips* Come to Papa my destiny sandwich

Tempest: BOO

Aruto: What the biscuit *he drops his sandwich on to plate* Tempest what the heck man

Tempest: Well consider payback for all the stunts you pull and now it's time to return the favor

Aruto: *sigh* Okay fine I'm sorry

Tempest: Apology accept to meet me at the theater Bino is heading back

Aruto: okay fine I'll meet you there

Aruto turned to the table where the sandwich was placed and now it had gone

Aruto: What where is it *search everywhere* no *repeat endlessly* where did it go

Bailou: I know who did

He turned to his niece Bailou

Aruto: Little Dragoon, tell me

Flashback

Aruto was talking to Tempest and some shadow figure

???: Man I'm starving *he looked at the sandwich* 

End flashback

Bailou: He has brown hair and is also a pervert

Aruto: Thank you and here's a brownie

Bailou smile evil

Bailou: Score

Bino's POV

Bino: before we get back to the main reaction why not some funny moment of me and the other Kings of Unity

Everyone: Sure/Okay

Bino: Okay thanks and here is a video of me getting called from Kusho and Sparda

On-screen

Bino was at his dorm doing his homework and all of a sudden he receives a call from Kusho and a press call

Kusho: Hey Bino

Bino: -_- okay hi

Off-screen

Everyone never saw Bino this tired before

Chizuru: It would of seems you haven't had great aren't you love

Bino: yes and I was exhausted, hungry, and tired cause my project was due next week Chizu

Chizuru: *pout* You are always reckless and making us worry about that

Sumi: she's right

Bino: *sigh* Okay you win

On-screen

Bino: *tired* why are calling me out of nowhere when my project was due in English, and Japanese literature class, and where the hell are you too

Sparda: Yeah about that

Kusho: well tell that to someone *turned to Sparda* who got us arrested selling drugs

Bino witness the idiot's problem

Bino: why did you have the council lawyer to you bail you out of the charges and cover government

Sparda/Kusho: ..............

Off-screen

Cinder and Echo turned to Avalyn

Cinder: He is stupid to forget something like that

Echo: Mother you married an idiot

Avalyn: Wow Kusho to think that try to raise him like any idiot when dropping him on accident

Will was drinking and spit tank

Will: *shocked* Dad drop me

Kusho: Uh...

Will pull out his sword

Will: *pissed* COME BACK HERE YOU OLD MAN SO I CAN MY SWORD UP YOUR CAKE

Tempest: O_O okay that was weird

On-screen

Bino: Okay, one you both are the most idiot friends I've ever met, and second where the heck are you 2

Sparda: Well I have no clue

Kusho: Prison?

Bino: Judging by the orange uniform you're at Verse Prison

Kusho: how did you

Bino: -_- There's a label on the uniform

Off-screen

Gylinda: I can't believe that their fathers are idiots and still act like one like their sons

Will/Tempest: *offended* Hey

On-screen

After they were talking some came behind them and watch them reveal to be Mark Henry

Mark: You both better turned off that computer cam, and come over and kiss me on my hot mouth *licking his lips* I feel romantical

They both turned around in shocked faces and pale and saw a 6ft 4in tall chocolate man surround

Sparda: BINO GET US OUT HERE PLEASE YOU HAVE NOT HOW TORTURE IT IS IN PRISON

Kusho: PLEASE

As they watch Bino and saw he was  asleep the whole time

Bino: ZZZzzz

Both of them are so screwed.

Off-screen

Blake/Kurumi/Koneko: Wow he sleeps like a newborn kitten

Bino's Wive/Girlfriend: I know right/he does

Bino: *flusters and embarrassed* I-I uh

Tempest: suck to be you

2 minutes later

Tempest was brutally beaten up

Tempest: *in pain* Worth it

On-screen

Kusho and Sparda were pale

Kusho/ Sparda: Mercy

Mark: what part of a ding dongle, do you not understand

Some of the inmates surround them

Mark: It's time to pow the white rabbits, you know dirty the snow

They both scream and are raped, while Bino was asleep and the video turned black

Everyone went green and others were disgusted

Yuki: O-O *blushed* Wow

Maria(TSTND): *blushed* Oh Wow

Rory: *licking lip* That is juicy

Boy and Man prayed for their sacrifice
of Kusho and Sparda

Tempest: I'm lost for words

Jair: Yeap

Aruto: *green and puke on the bucket* why

Will: That was both disgusting and speechless as well

Bino: Well here are some videos

(Yellow: Sparda, Red: Bino Marutinesu, Brown: Kusho Kybete, Purple: Haruka Kuran)

Everyone laughing at the other Kings of Unity's misfortune

Blake, Maria, Rory, and the others were nosebleeding by Sparda and Kusho incident and Bino didn't care

Bino: Well how does it feel to be birch up torture *British accent* Biatch, and here's another one where I try to teach him how to get a girl

Kusho: NOOO

Aruto: Too late

On-screen

After everyone laughs at kusho's misfortune and sulks at the corner mutter

Avalyn: It's still okay since you ask me to the dance at the academy

Issei: Man I wish he could teach me

Zenitsu: Yeah

Kazuya: yeah

Jaune: me three

Qrow: I want to give it a shot

Bino: Care to give a demonstration, well then time for training

They gulped, and Will still got PTSD from his massacre- I mean training

Scene change to the area

Bino place a cart full of gifts for the girls to push toward them

Bino: Seduce me

Jaune: I'm sorry what

Bino: Seduce me

Issei: I want to be taught by a girl, not a guy what is wrong you

Qrow: How do we get to be taught by you

Zenistu: yeah

Bino pulls out a shotgun and pointed at them

Bino: SEDUCE ME

Issei: *scared* Okay

Zenistu: *freak out* Please don't kill me I not gonna die early and I didn't even ask Nezuko out

Qrow: Oum damn it

Kazuya: *gulp* Okay   

Area seats

Everyone was laughing at the idiot's misfortunes

Shino: This is the best show I ever watch

Ruby: Poor poor Uncle Qrow

Winter: This is fun to watch, hope that Drunk gets what he deserves

Ruka: That is pathetic

Glynda: *smile* How does it feel Qrow

On Area

The guys were getting beat up by Bino and they thought it would be a woman instead they get beat up by a Mexican man

Bino: WRONG WRONG WRONG, did your father teach you how to ask a lady out by his advised

Boys: *in pain* No

Bino: Good now again SEDUCE ME

Outside area

Koneko: The pervert deserves it

Asia: I hope he's okay

Juniper: My poor baby boy being tortured and even if you weren't this dense  I could wait to find a girl so I could have grandbabies to spoil

Pyrrha blushed and steam a lot when she heard what Jaune's mother says about wanting grandbabies meaning Jaune's kids and started nosebleeding a lot and pass out

Nora: Pyrrha?

Ren: Oh boy

2 hour later

On Area

They were beating up a failed to attempt to master seduction

Bino: *clicking his teeth* This is utter disappointment

Issei: Why can't we have hot babe teach us

Boys except Jaune, and Kazuya: Yeah

Bino: Oh is that what you want here *finger snap*

Issei: where am I

???: hello big boy

Issei: Well hello *pale* uh

Ddraig: You're on your own partner good luck

Ddraig disconnects himself from Issei

The first person was Macho Orc, Girl Megan

Megan: You perfect to have my kids

Issei scream and run away

Megan: Oh play hard to me like, that makes me more horny

She chases him

Qrow's POV

Qrow: What gives

???: Hello sir

Qrow: Well hello gorgeous

???: uh thanks

Qrow: And does a fine lady doing, names Qrow Branwen, you can be called me the man of your dreams

Ruka(SG): Well my name is Ruka Urushibara, and I'm a guy

The music stop

Qrow: Wait come again

Ruka: I'm a guy

Qrow: O_O Well if you excuse me

He turned to the sealed door bang it

Qrow: LET ME OUT (endless repeat)

Ruka begin to set the bed

Ruka: the bed is ready

Qrow: SWEET MOTHER OF OUM, CURSE MY BAD LUCK

Zenitsu's POV

Zenistu: Where am I

???: Hello you must mr Zenitsu

Zenitsu: Uh yeah

???: You may turn around

Zenitsu turned around with the shocked face

Hanako: My name is Hanako Ohtani, but you can call me the girl of your dreams, say you are cute come and give me a kiss

Zenitsu scream and ran to the door

Zenitsu: *freaking out and opening the sealed door* LET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE

Kazuya's POV

Kazuya: Uh hello anyone

???: Great looks like your my new partner

Kazuya: *shy* Uh my name is Kazuya Kinoshita, *shy, nervous, and bow* I hope we get along

Sakura: Well since you ask me nicely my name is Sakura Futaba world's best hacker and let's hope we get along

Jaune's POV

Jaune: Where do the lights go

???: This is the one that Robin and Uta told very hello there

Jaune turned and saw a pretty lady

Jaune: Oh wow you look amazing

???: *blushed* Why to thank you that made me blush anyway have a seat

Jaune: *shy* sure thing

They both were seated

???: Well allow me to introduce myself

Jaune: Sure thing ladies first

Reiji: *blushed* What a gentlemen are you, My name is Reiji Vinsmoke eldest sibling to the Vinsmoke family and Princess of the Germa Kingdom

Jaune was shocked that he just talked to a royalty

Jaune: Y-your a princess, *apologizing* I'm sorry for being this rude

Reiji: It's okay no need to apologize, I want to ask you some exchange questions we want to answer to each other is that even okay

Jaune: Sure, *fake cough* Well my name is Jaune Arc and I was the only son in the Arc family and had seven sisters as well

Reiji was surprised that he not only with more siblings

Reiji: Seven sisters are rare and not only that you are the only son in the family

Jaune: Yes, Its sucks that I don't have a brothers

Reiji: *smile* guess we are alike

Jaune was confused

Jaune: What do you mean

Reiji: I have 4 younger brothers and I'm the only daughter as well

Jaune was surprised as well

Jaune: Wait 4 brothers and you are the only daughter in your family

Reiji: Yes, for now, we ask a question to each other I hope we get along

Jaune: *smile* to you as well

4 hours later

Bino's POV

Bino: And done

As the seal doors were open Jaune, and Kazuya came first

Kazuya: Thanks for helping out

Sakura: No problem and make sure you have more courage my friend and here's my reward for you

She kiss him on the cheeks and Kazuya blushed while Mami and Ruka were getting jealous and look

Ruka/Mami in thought: *jealous* That should be me not her, your carrot hair nerd/ orange sl#t

Bino read them and hears what they think

Bino: Santo de Dios *saint of god*

Jaune's POV

Jaune: I have a good time talking to you and thanks for that too

Reiji: No worries and this is the time to talk about our family issue or something

Jaune: Could be good or bad

Reiji: *smile* I like you and here's my reward for you

Jaune: *confused* And that might be?

Reiji: This

She punch him and French kissed him on the lips

Everyone was shocked, Juniper was screaming joy, and Phyrra on the other hand was pissed and jealous while she crushed her can of drink

Nora: Wow didn't see that coming

Ren: This is both shocking and happy for him

Nora turned to Phyrra

Nora: What do you think Phr- uh

Phyrra turned to Nora slow

Phyrra: *fake smile, with dull eyes and jealousy* Yes so happy for him

Nora: *scared* Uhm you're scaring me

Everyone: that is scary

Reiji is still kissing Jaune nonstop

Aruto: Jesus, how long is that kiss

Bino: in about 10 minutes, I also did to my wives and girlfriends as well

Will: I'm kinda jealous and I wish he teach us that

Jair: Or was it just me or Phyrra was acting like a Yandere

The Bois look at the red spartan and saw was both crazy and terrifying

Tempest: *scared* Okay that is both terrifying

Jair: Yep who would think redheads girls be more scary in person

Bino: I have no clue, hope the other idiot is doing okay

After the kisses ended, Jaune pass out from a kiss and everyone was shocked

Everyone: *shocked* WHAT

Reiji: *licks lips* Delicious

Girls: Teach me your ways

Issei, Qrow, and Zenitsu were still screaming

Aruto: I'm sure they're fine

Will: What is the next reaction

Bino: after I give Mrs. Arc something BRB

Bino walked to Juniper

Juniper: Oh Bino, Thanks for helping Jaune's problems

Bino gives a file to her and opens it

Juniper: What's this?

Bino: Jaune's bodyguard

Juniper: is she important

Bino: Yes, and her name is Haruka Cynddaredd, and she complete multiple missions with her team, but sadly she is the only survivor of her team here's a video log of her last mission while her team was here KIA, I send her to Arcadia and asked the other Juniper to be Jaune's Bodyguard in the shadows

Video Log Mission #480

After the mission log was finished, Juniper was saddened that she had been through a lot like herself in her past team

Juniper: I see she is highly skilled and keep him safe from anyone and even HIM

Bino: So do you accept it

Juniper: *smile* Yes please and she is perfect for him to have a girlfriend

Bino was silent

Bino: Q_Q Okay sure, and I've made a clone of her and she'll be your temporary bodyguard

A clone of Haru pops out in a security bodyguard suit

Harumi: Hello master, how may I be your service

Bino: no, but you will be assigned to your new master here

Harumi: As you wish, I Harumi Cynddaredd will be forever assigned your bodyguard Lady Arc

Juniper: Why thank you, you can sit now

Harumi: *bow* Very well

She sat next to her

Tuka: So what is the next reaction

Bino: Well there is one, but I'm not sure you handle this one

Will: and that might be

Bino: *sigh* Does any of you know Hero factory

(FYI: I'm gonna let you vote on this one and here's the list that is all I can find you have to pick one)

Hero Factory Episode list

-Trial Of Furno

- Core Crisis

- Enemy Within

- Von Nebula

- Ordeal of Fire

- Savage Planet (I'm skipping this one)

-Breakout

- Brain Attack

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