A/N: cheese

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blitzo talking to ash: now we can become a family
loona: *open the door* hey blitzo where is ash? *see blitzo holding a adopted paper* what are you doing my friend/boyfriend?
ash: I have no idea

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axl: stop alastor were not caveman, we have technology *bashing the computer*
alastor: I just wanna ask how to copy it

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Lee: ah yes, depression

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axl: piano
valnetino: ....what? *get hit by a fallen piano*

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ranger: I'm a brave boy
alpha garchomp: *appear and roar~*
ranger: not a brave enough boy for this! *running away*

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ren: when the imposter is sus!
*explosion*
ren: got it :D

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axl: were gonna die
charlie: think positive axl
vaggie:.............
axl: I'm positive were gonna die

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loona:* preparing to cook with ash*  first you get the ingredients 
ash: *hold a gun*
loona: thats a gun.....
ash: yes

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stella: y'all ever just *drank a bottle of wine*

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valentino, velvet and vox: I do not need friends, they disappoint me
axl: :D

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ren: FUS RO DAH
random mugger demon flying away: AAAAHHHH

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Lee: you can't kill me, I'm already dead inside 

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charlie: *pull out a knife to cut the cake*  hmmm heart cake
manzana: charlie no! 
vaggie: thats our charlie and don't eat all of them

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moxxie: loona, can you stop stealing my lunch?
loona:.............


loona: you're a bottom *smirk*
moxxie: * confused possum noises*

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ren: for octavia neutral special, she wield a gun
octvia: *shoot a demon*

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axl: E

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velvet: are you okay axl?
axl: I have this headache that comes and goes
*valentino and vox walk into the room* : sup
axl: and there it is

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ranger: what do you got there battlecat?
battlecat: *holding a dark chip*  a chocolate bar

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mad rat: I'm gonna jump!
battlecat: do a flip!

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Lee: dark humor is the way some people to cope with tragedy 

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ren: oh no
ash: Oh No
axl: oh No
octavia: oh no
loona: oh no 
charlie: OH NO
* lucifer bust through the wall*
lucifer: OOOOOHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

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vox: pull the lever, velvet
velvet: *pull the level*
vox: WRONG LEEVEEEEERRRRRR!!!!
velvet: oh

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ren: I have the power!!!!

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ren: to hit or not to hit, dost thou ever miss?

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axl: professional have standards

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A/N: *intense inhale* GUACAMLE!

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A/N: I'm the gamer boy! I'm the one who wins!

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battlecats: yeet or delete 

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Lee: if we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullet

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ranger: bro you just posted/uploaded cringe! You're gonna lose followers!

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*the whole goetia family including ren eating dinner*
stolas: so via, where is my grandkids
*octavia and ren spit there food*
stella: you better not something inappropriate you 2
ren: seriously!?!? stolas you want a child with blitzo didn't you?
octvia: *blushing* we didn't thinking about it
stolas: I wanna see them for the future
stella: hope ren didn't repeat stolas actions
ren: I'm still here

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vox: YOU FOOL I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNT!

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valentino: *screaming* GET IN THE BOAT!!!!

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A/N: NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP ME!

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ranger: I have fallen........ and I choose NOT to get up!

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ren: you're not coming to my tea party? stella, I made B I S C U I T S 

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ash: where is my holy weapon?
blitzo:.............
ash: dad where is it?
blitzo: huh chipotle?
ash: *sigh* you sell them for your mlp collection 
blitzo: *sweating*
ash: your lucky I have my z saber and fire

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Lee: who the hell cares!
berdly: but your a gamer
Lee: I'm more a casual and not a hardcore 
berdly: WHAT!
Lee: well depending which games

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A/N: I should start probably writing something while waiting my artist friends finish it

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A/N: welp thats all I got for this chapter, see yah next time

https://youtu.be/ZN5PoW7_kdA

A/N: any of you readers know this classic video that means your very old including myself






???: KNIFE

*some random apple get cut and scream in pain*

A/N: probably its just the wind