Christy p.o.v

Dinggg

Ding ding!!

Dinng dong!!!

I lazily pulled up the blanket up my chest as I muttered profanities while looking for the alarm with my eyes closed and my hands searching frantically for the stupid alarm.

Ding dong!!!! The alarm screamed angrily at me as mum's voice rang through my head while she hollered

"Christiana would you shut that thing up or you become dumb as a replacement!!!!" She thundered angrily

Well that's it! If i don't shut the alarm I'd go dumb

I sighed jerking up fully awake and the first beautiful thing that gets to make my day a bad start got ditched. As I sighted the alarm and with all anger threw it against the wall making a heavy figure beside me spurr while muttering some good nonsense

"Don't go to cold stone without me!.....buy alot of chicken....okay....how come you look like a ghost? ....it's your business but you're not eating without me...."

Okay that's it! The heavy figure beside me is my junior sister "Susan" and even though she was a lover of anything edible this one was enough...like what if someone is even trying to possess her???

Wait! She shares my bed with me and if she gets possess...I'd be the first to die

Good riddance

But hey! News flash...I'm not ready to die yet no matter how shitty my life has been lately. I just cannot die

"Don't you dare finish that noreos without me else i'll cut your balls off!!!" Suzy screamed still asleep and finally I just couldn't take it anymore. I drew the blanket using my legs to kick her out of the bed as I shouted

"WAKE UP YOU CRAZY GIRL!!!!"

She grunted sleepy Rubbing her hands on her butts while cussing

"That sonofabitch!!!"she said still sleeping

I sat on her using a pillow to beat her up as she cried out

"Wake up ode! It's like they have exchanged your brain for akara in the dream" I said as she yelled

"Someone help! "

Just then a woman in her early forties quickly burst into the room staring angrily at us as I quickly climbed off suzy while she slowly rubbed her eyes getting up lazily

"Why are you two waking the whole neighborhood with your crooked voices this early ehnn?"she asked really pissed

"Mum it is christy ooh"suzy said making me glare at her confused

"She's harassing me now I'm even having headache"suzy continued whining like a baby as mum glared at me

"It's a lie ooh"I quickly defended myself"suzy is being possessed in the dream with food so I was praying loudly so the enemies would not grab her" I said giving suzy a smirk while she glared at me as mum's eyes widened

"Chinekem ooh! Suzy didn't you eat enough last night eeh?" She asked scrutinizing susan who just stood mumbling

"My enemies want to get my daughter but it will not work!!! Kneel down here let me pray for you! "Mum ordered as suzy knelt down obediently still giving me the death glare

"Christy get me the anointing oil and my bible that big one on the chair close to my bed"mum said as i quickly got her the oil and bible checking the time briefly it was 6:30 am . Mum ordered me to prepare for school while she cast the demon in suzy

"You are God from beginning to the end,
There's no place for arguments
You are God all by yourself" she sang

My father my father!!! I commit Susanna ukwomachi David into thy hands...abba father my father, the enemies shall not see her...abba father that her father's sister have come again with biscuits but baba because she is your daughter she shall not eat any...." mum fired as I chuckled at suzy's expression. She rolled her eyes occasionally making me giggle

" baba!that her father's niece that looks like obanje trying to make my daugther into into one of them I use the anointing oil to cover her that before they see her they go blind... father if the enemies refused to get blind baba they must die...."

"Amen!" I shouted from the kitchen while making breakfast

"I say they must dieeee!!!" Mum continued.

Mum could be very dramatic, her prayer warrior character couldn't march any.once i had an exam and suddenly fell ill mum had related it to the witches in my dad's village, and had gone ahead to hold dry fasting and prayer for me...I still chuckled remembering that very day that after all the prayers I had gone to school looking pale due to the dry fasting yet her prayers paid off cause I still came out with a first position....dad wasn't always around cause he always got to work.sometimes I missed dad so much that mum would tease me calling me "her father's daughter" even though i knew she misses him too she sucks at pretending. She'd use me as a facade while teasing me about my closeness with dad who was just a different character along

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"Person pickin see as she fresh!
If you see am as she dey come give am respect" I sang a line from my favorite artists "falz" song "fresh guy sweet boy" while admiring my shape in my new school uniform which was a grey flare skirt and a white t-shirt over a black tie. And packing my braids in an up bun style while gelling my edges...suzy came around glaring at me. She still held grudges about mum's prayer...though i tried letting her know it was for her own good.

I was a year older than her. Yet she always ran her mouth like tap when we both fought with our mouth. And even though she was the junior sister with an annoying attitude I still loved the way she carried herself. Like someone who doesn't tolerate rubbish...She once beat up a rogue who kept pestering her about my number yeah you could say she was over protective.maybe because we had no brother that's why she acted like one.

"You have luck that the mirror doesn't talk and luckily it doesn't laugh either"she said sneering at me as I turned around to check out my butts in the mirror

"Haha very funny! "I said purposely to annoy her as she hissed

"Ordinary school and some people are dressing like it's a fashion show"she mocked giving me the eye.I turned quizzical at her

"Susanne is it your dressing? How come you're becoming jealous this early morning? "I said as she scoffed

"Jealous ko jealous ni abeg give space let beautiful ladies see road"she said using her butts to push me out of the mirror as we both struggled with butt fight

"Those beautiful ladies should go blind if all there own is to find trouble this early morning"I retorted

"Suzy! Christy!! You two would soon explain why you decided to lose nuts this early"mum hollered. She could hear our voice from her room

Cause yes our house was neither too small nor too big it was just a three bedroom flat that could contain everyone...besides both dad and mum could afford something bigger than this but since we were just four individuals mum being the neck of the family decided to manage this one which was really spacious...she claimed that they could afford anything everything worth affordable.....is it weird that my family was a bunch of weirdos

Besides if I loosed nuts everyone should forget about an explanation on how it happened cause psychos can't really remember what made them lose it.so I mentally roll my eyes at mum's outburst while grabbing my school bag out of the room

"suit your self douche! "I muttered to suzy who was busy doing her make over...yeye girl...

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Glossary

Ode- Mumu

Akara- made from beans into a snack

Chineke- God

Obanje- marine spirit

Person Pickin- someone's child

Yeye-crazy

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