~~~~ christy's

"Christabel davids!!!"  Called a pot-bellied teacher with an annoying gruff voice as he glared for random reasons at the board while he wrote on it with a marker

"It's Christiana davids sir" I replied rolling my eyes

"Yeah whatever. "He replied turning to face me

"You are the new student right?"he asked

"Yes sir! " obviously mr.  My subconscious said with an inner eye roll

"So what is the name of your transfer school, " he asked dryly

"Bloomfield high" I replied

"Of course and what did you say your name was again?" He asked  as I rolled my eyes for the umpteenth time turning to glare at my two bestie mouthing i-told-you-y'all-are-crazy

"Christiana davids sir! " I said rolling my eyes  how come this school was able to accept someone who barely grabs little...just little info on his students???  My subconscious scowled

"Welcome then to melviks high" he said dryly...believe me that didn't look like a welcome  gift to someone

"Sure!" I said taking my seat just when an annoying high pitched voice rang out I swear it could wake up our forefathers with all murderous looks ready to pounce on the solo  speaker

"Abeg shift your head joor how come it looks like that of a bowl?" A rude deafening voice rang out bursting all the nerves I had wished to let pass. I quickly snapped my head back to trade an insult only to be met by some doofus

"And yours looks like that of an onion sometimes I wonder how your big mouth managed to fit in" I retorted angrily making the whole class burst into a fit of laughter

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"Ouch!!!" I heard one  say placing his hands on his chest pretending to have sudden attack

"I don't look like an onion bitch! " the girl said yelling

"And incase you lost it, I also don't look like a bowl you retard" I retorted with a smirk playing around the corner of my lips

"Well...you better watch your words sweetie"she said smiling irritatedly

"So long as you keep hugging a transformer ode  " I replied taking my seat gingerly as the rest of my new classmates yabbed  miss solo queen...well she would answer that till I get to know her fudging name

I tried plugging in my earphone but then hearing the comments of some of my classmates got me laughing like a maniac.

The thing here is that i wasn't  an ice-queen so as to say..I was just so pissed about having my first day of resume and the nicest welcome to Melviks High gift I could get was people stepping on my nerves.....I just hope it wouldn't be like this throughout my stay here

No! What was  i saying about people taking the chill pills before coming to school anyway???

"Earth to Christiana! What were you thinking about" a voice popped out of nowhere making me snap back to reality and upon settling my gaze on the figure standing in front of me with bubbie and shola. My two psychos who were nowhere anywhere and an average height guy standing in their sacred position

"Jupiter to mr.no name.none of your business" I retorted rolling my eyes as he playfully poked my chin causing me to raise my eyebrows

"Girls these days. You could have just asked nicely what my name is" he retorted

"Really...like I care" I replied dryly

"It's obi" he said "obi Jacobs" I was about to say something when someone beat me to it

"Obi...no wonder" said a girl with nice looks "those who answer that name talk like they are from another planet apart from the nine infamous planets we all know" she said as some small group of students roared out laughing

"Well...sorry you seem like you're from the so-called planet you just talked about" obi retorted giving her an eye

"Don't mind Deborah cause she doesn't know that even the name "o.b.I is totally carrying the earth on his head" another defended

"Can't you see that's why he's short...chaii  too much load" another retorted as we all burst out laughing

"Thunder reign in your homes this minute idiots" obi retorted playfully.

Somehow I was surprised that he actually laughed at the jokes  they played on him

"Suprise!!!" A voice boomed startling me as i bit my lips slowly shaking my head and holding back a whole lot of profanities

"Okay.. I swear shola if it wasn't you..I'd have had you killed...."

"....And then buried with a plank as a souvenir" shola finished up for me as I rolled my eyes

"I'm relieved you  actually know how you want to die doofus" I said

"Well....suprise!!!!" Another voice boomed out making me yell

"I fudging hate goddamn suprises you duffs" I said glaring at bubbie.

But no...they don't ever give up

"Awwwwn...baby icy is having a bad day at school" shola cooed mockingly as i clenched my fists

"That's right who wouldn't after meeting all four top notch most annoying Melviks teachers awardees" bubbie said in a girly manner...she's a girl. I mean she overexaggerated her girly voice

"And then meeting our busiest queen bee of ss2b displaying a trailer of her drama"

Did they just say trailer??? That means
What did I even blab about this ending anytime soon...geez

"And then meeting obi Jacobs our infamous idiot"

"I heard that"obi groaned but the duo ignored him

"And then honey...Melviks is just about to kick off this good sophomore year" shola squealed and I sighed

"Ladies...please cut to the chase" I groaned

The girls were way to dramatic...yeah i could be sometimes...keyword sometimes but mann

"Awwn baby icy is somewhat curious"

"I'm not...besides didn't you say you got  a suprise for me? "I asked defending my curiosity

Shola wiggled her eyebrows at me "didn't you say you fudging hate goddamn suprises" she said mimicking me

"Yeah...I do"

"So why bother baby"

"Are you both serious? "I asked in disbelief

"What???" The duo chorused

"You mercilessly reminded me about  hell I practically had been in today and had made sure you coat it with the goddamn suprise now you both aren't going to say a word???" I asked shifting my gaze from shola to bubbie and then shola as the both girls remained calm

Seconds passed

Minutes passed

We still stared at ourselves

And then bubbie, shola and i had burst out laughing

"Man you both suck" I said poking my nose playfully at them

"Wow..look at that curiosity girl"

"Too bad curiosity killed the cat" bubbie said

"Well...thanks to mother nature I'm human" I retorted giving her a duh look

"And so as a human being who had been lost in space I happily wish to announce my Infamous suprise..."

That's it now I'd know the heck what the both beauty psychos I call bestie are up to

"And from today onwards we have a new student joining us please give a round of applause for him"

Wait!! What??? Was this the suprise??? My two best doofus. I muttered profanities as both shola and bubbie dashed out of the class room pleading for the sake of their lives... ugh I don't think i can help it so just wish me luck when I come back with their heads on a platter of  stainless trays....

A/N

Yabbed -to mock someone

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